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Forum: The Pit Today, 03:10 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 214
Posted By jakesmellspoo
spray bleach in his eyes. that'll show him.

spray bleach in his eyes.

that'll show him.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:00 AM
Replies: 10,610
Views: 104,362
Posted By jakesmellspoo
uh oh. it's past my bedtime.

uh oh.

it's past my bedtime.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:58 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,584
Posted By jakesmellspoo
did i just time travel?

did i just time travel?
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:54 AM
Replies: 3,395
Views: 43,658
Posted By jakesmellspoo
meh, that ORAS demo was kind of...

meh, that ORAS demo was kind of underwhelming.

could have at least let me catch a few other Pokemans. maybe some shinies.

and why is the town so big when there's nothing to ****ing do in it?
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:52 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,030
Posted By jakesmellspoo
oh wow, i guess you're a huge douchebag. :o

oh wow, i guess you're a huge douchebag. :o
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:48 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 741
Posted By jakesmellspoo
tell me how a floating head/crippled alien...

tell me how a floating head/crippled alien "goes hard"

but first tell me how the hell you leave the Power Rangers' secret base.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:26 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 399
Posted By jakesmellspoo
pretty much everything by Psyched to...

pretty much everything by Psyched to Die.

also:
The Ergs! "I'm not a boy and I'm not a man. NAMBLA Grey Area."

Jawbreaker "I wanna be a boat"

Descendents "I wanna be be a bear"

The Minutemen "I...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:27 PM
Replies: 10,610
Views: 104,362
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i could never run a register. i had to run a hot...

i could never run a register.

i had to run a hot dog cart without training once. nightmare.

had to run a register at a baseball stadium underage and without training yet again. nightmare.

i didn't...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:05 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,237
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i pooped in the bathtub once when i was 4. my...

i pooped in the bathtub once when i was 4.

my logic was it was like a big toilet and i had just finished taking a bath, so i thought it'd just go down the drain with the water.

i guess i was wrong,...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:00 PM
Replies: 10,610
Views: 104,362
Posted By jakesmellspoo
it seems to be a problem with a lot of internet...

it seems to be a problem with a lot of internet review sites.

my friend works in HVAC and he told me his company has all kinds of issues with Angie's List especially because of a similarly named...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:57 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,237
Posted By jakesmellspoo
your mom's a smart guy.

your mom's a smart guy.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:19 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,325
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Upto judging by OP, i'd say his son is probably...

judging by OP, i'd say his son is probably purebred.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 968
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'll openly admit i'm a mediocre guitarist at...

i'll openly admit i'm a mediocre guitarist at best, but for the few months or so i was in this one band, i was the only one really trying for a while.

i was the only one actively trying to write...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:06 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,807
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i know what you mean, but i'll give em the...

i know what you mean, but i'll give em the benefit of the doubt for now.

i really wish Gabe had just responded to that tweet with that picture of him with the knives. :haha:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:02 PM
Replies: 20,790
Views: 261,557
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i actually got kicked from a TF2 match one time...

i actually got kicked from a TF2 match one time just for telling one of those dickheads who spend half the match bitching and barking orders at everyone to "stop whining"
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:59 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,237
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i prefer eating baby...

i prefer eating baby animals.

:liplick:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, veal.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,807
Posted By jakesmellspoo
at least he did the right thing for the rest of...

at least he did the right thing for the rest of his company.
http://kotaku.com/indie-dev-resigns-after-saying-hed-kill-gabe-newell-1648943100
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:54 PM
Replies: 10,610
Views: 104,362
Posted By jakesmellspoo
turn your phone off and get "lost" in...

turn your phone off and get "lost" in the "woods" (aka: hide in your house)

you can also just tell them you have the shits. that's my go-to excuse for everything.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:35 PM
Replies: 20,790
Views: 261,557
Posted By jakesmellspoo
comes with a bunch of other masks and accessories...

comes with a bunch of other masks and accessories and some other "mystery" things i can't discern from the description.

i have an unhealthy obsession with this game.

and i blame Dennaton for...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:29 PM
Replies: 20,790
Views: 261,557
Posted By jakesmellspoo
welp, i'm officially acknowledging that i'm...

welp, i'm officially acknowledging that i'm terrible with money.

couldn't help myself and just ordered this:
http://s0.limitedrun.com/images/1089783/HLM-KS-promo-05.jpg
another $86 on my credit...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:55 PM
Replies: 3,395
Views: 43,658
Posted By jakesmellspoo
you're a poopyhead.

you're a poopyhead.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:52 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,024
Posted By jakesmellspoo
local honey is best. best for allergies, yes.

local honey is best.

best for allergies, yes.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:48 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,807
Posted By jakesmellspoo
it was an accident, i swear. it only happened a...

it was an accident, i swear.

it only happened a handful of times.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:46 PM
Replies: 10,610
Views: 104,362
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i've got a final solution for some of them.

i've got a final solution for some of them.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:43 PM
Replies: 20,790
Views: 261,557
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i've calmed down quite a bit when it comes to...

i've calmed down quite a bit when it comes to raging at video games.

i used to say things like "God damn mother ****er, **** you in your ****ing ass you stupid ****ing prick." occasionally a few...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:07 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,807
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:( but i like vidya games.

:( but i like vidya games.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:06 PM
Replies: 11,442
Views: 138,639
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm not a David Ayer fan. his obsession with cop...

i'm not a David Ayer fan. his obsession with cop movies and serious face pictures make me think he really really really wishes he was a cop.

i do want to see Fury though. i like WWII movies.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:00 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 968
Posted By jakesmellspoo
the safecracker. he never has anything to do...

the safecracker. he never has anything to do until we actually have to crack the safe.

he's gotten so fat and lethargic we have to bring him in on a pallet jack.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:56 PM
Replies: 11,442
Views: 138,639
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm usually not interest in Jake Gyllenhal...

i'm usually not interest in Jake Gyllenhal movies.

aside from Donnie Darko, Prisoners, and Zodiac i haven't liked most of his stuff.

Zodiac was another one like Prisoners that was lacking...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:52 PM
Replies: 3,395
Views: 43,658
Posted By jakesmellspoo
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pokemon Trainer Club just...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pokemon Trainer Club just sent me my ORAS demo code!

:dance:
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