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Forum: The Pit 08-01-2015, 10:31 PM
Replies: 269
Views: 4,518
Posted By entity0009
http://s3.postimg.org/qdetu4k2r/upthree.png

http://s3.postimg.org/qdetu4k2r/upthree.png
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2015, 03:05 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 487
Posted By entity0009
Rhymes with shmayyyy shmao

Rhymes with shmayyyy shmao
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2015, 12:00 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,303
Posted By entity0009
are you ****ing high

are you ****ing high
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 06:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,228
Posted By entity0009
wait she sucked your dick without you even...

wait she sucked your dick without you even writing her a song?

i've been approaching this the wrong way
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 02:50 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,242
Posted By entity0009
I don't poo So you'll forgive me if I can't...

I don't poo

So you'll forgive me if I can't accept you into our poo jungle
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 738
Posted By entity0009
On the third full moon of the year, at precisely...

On the third full moon of the year, at precisely 2 in the morning, strangle a goat with a noose woven from strands of hair from the girl you wish to woo. Once the goat is dead, cut its throat with an...
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2015, 06:04 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 508
Posted By entity0009
Personally I prefer rubber...

Personally I prefer rubber bands.

http://cdn.instructables.com/F9V/E1BL/G75UD1FO/F9VE1BLG75UD1FO.LARGE.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2015, 10:55 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,392
Posted By entity0009
I love how we have Canada as allies

I love how we have Canada as allies
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2015, 08:53 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 414
Posted By entity0009
Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old...

Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old would call his first character in an MMO which he's stealing his parents' credit card details to pay subscription for.

I've never been aroused by...
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2015, 05:11 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,127
Posted By entity0009
Heaven's Gate: Set the bar so high for going out...

Heaven's Gate: Set the bar so high for going out in style that nobody has topped it for ~5 years.
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2015, 06:58 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,015
Posted By entity0009
Then soaking it in bleach, and gluing it back...

Then soaking it in bleach, and gluing it back onto himself.
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2015, 03:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,015
Posted By entity0009
Getting his butt hair dyed

Getting his butt hair dyed
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2015, 10:48 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,015
Posted By entity0009
Thanks for permanently ruining pastry for me

Thanks for permanently ruining pastry for me
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2015, 10:41 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,015
Posted By entity0009
Is this supposed to be a positive example of body...

Is this supposed to be a positive example of body hair? Cause he looks like he fell chest first into a cow turd
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 09:07 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,716
Posted By entity0009
By the sounds of it he's the only one in the car...

By the sounds of it he's the only one in the car who doesn't have a blown head gasket
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 09:00 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,716
Posted By entity0009
Next time he asks you for a ride, drop him off at...

Next time he asks you for a ride, drop him off at a bicycle store.
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 08:57 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 786
Posted By entity0009
We need a script for this. I see no mention of...

We need a script for this.


I see no mention of knife fights :mad:
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 08:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 786
Posted By entity0009
Sounds like the basis for a cheap dark comedy.

Sounds like the basis for a cheap dark comedy.
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 08:35 PM
Replies: 988
Views: 15,223
Posted By entity0009
OK no but on the encryption front, what is...

OK no but on the encryption front, what is actually their plan? Because all I've heard is Cameron spouting his usual bullshit rhetoric with clearly no knowledge of what encryption is and the extent...
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 08:24 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 786
Posted By entity0009
This thread makes me wanna take drugs again. No...

This thread makes me wanna take drugs again.

No but what would be a reliable way of testing this, no matter how far-fetched? Like, take two identical twins, raise them separate from each other but...
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2015, 04:01 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,014
Posted By entity0009
Huu2

Huu2
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2015, 03:52 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,241
Posted By entity0009
A simple trick to avoid burning your mouth on...

A simple trick to avoid burning your mouth on recently-cooked pizza is to wait a few minutes for it to cool down
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 150
Posted By entity0009
Shitty quality recording, but this is the best...

Shitty quality recording, but this is the best one I've seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx73IOpZSSw
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 04:56 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 677
Posted By entity0009
Man how humiliating would it be if someone scored...

Man how humiliating would it be if someone scored less than this with an actual picture of their face
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 03:55 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 677
Posted By entity0009
I can get a framed print of that for $46 :haha:

I can get a framed print of that for $46 :haha:
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 02:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 677
Posted By entity0009
Apparently my face has poor horizontal symmetry....

Apparently my face has poor horizontal symmetry. Eat dicks, analface, I didn't even want a symmetrical face anyway
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 08:39 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 768
Posted By entity0009
Just gonna leave this gem...

Just gonna leave this gem here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gB367GU2I

:dance:
Forum: The Pit 07-16-2015, 06:14 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,696
Posted By entity0009
Cause they like, totally identify with it, like...

Cause they like, totally identify with it, like omg this song could totally be about them
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2015, 02:43 PM
Replies: 988
Views: 15,223
Posted By entity0009
I've seen people arguing in defence of some form...

I've seen people arguing in defence of some form of additional charge for healthcare, with arguments as ridiculous as "people should pay because I have been paying NI all my life and only used the...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2015, 07:49 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,057
Posted By entity0009
Read up on Buddhism, and I'm not even joking. You...

Read up on Buddhism, and I'm not even joking. You don't even have to adopt any of the principles, but it gave me a good perspective on things when I was in a similar position.
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