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Forum: The Pit Today, 08:10 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 189
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Why would you have the words "brace...

Why would you have the words "brace yourself" in the thread title if you weren't implying that?

Or did you mean we should brace ourselves for your idiocy?
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:32 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 731
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I wonder what a boner sounds like in an anechoic...

I wonder what a boner sounds like in an anechoic chamber....
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:31 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 189
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It's the facts as they stand. The only...

It's the facts as they stand.
The only transmissions outside Africa have been in HCWs directly involved in the care of repatriated cases, and who have(in all cases) not complied fully with the safety...
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:15 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 189
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So it's not really spreading beyond the 3 utterly...

So it's not really spreading beyond the 3 utterly ****ed countries in which it's already rampant.

So the situation remains that more needs to be done there, but those of us who aren't health care...
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 731
Posted By slapsymcdougal
There's no such thing as silence, as long as...

There's no such thing as silence, as long as you're alive.

In the absence of external sounds, you'll be able to hear so many of your own bodily processes, you'll find yourself a whole new level of...
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:11 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 189
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Hey, would you look at that. My cumulative...

Hey, would you look at that.

My cumulative '****s given' count hasn't incremented as a result of this thread.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:26 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 217
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I know that feeling.

I know that feeling.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:31 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 338
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Not even joking.

Not even joking.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:58 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 731
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Reasonable volume, if you're listening to...

Reasonable volume, if you're listening to Manowar, is always louder than whatever you're playing it on can manage.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:49 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,325
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So what explains your shit thread?

So what explains your shit thread?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:17 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 433
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'd say a tit-wank still sounds better than a...

I'd say a tit-wank still sounds better than a soul-wank.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:13 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,256
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I got a thing about jury duty. Sometimes, being...

I got a thing about jury duty.

Sometimes, being seriously ill is great, because I just got a letter from my GP saying 'nope', and didn't have to do anything.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:32 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 948
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Pastafarian96 uses gang rape on you. It's...

Pastafarian96 uses gang rape on you.

It's super-effective!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:32 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,236
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Long pork.

Long pork.
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 10-20-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 730
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It;s the power of Iommi's moustache.

It;s the power of Iommi's moustache.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 06:46 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,220
Posted By slapsymcdougal
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Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 948
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Could be a number of things. Here's the...

Could be a number of things. Here's the shortlist,...
Forum: Gear Building & Customizing 10-20-2014, 03:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 171
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Buy a Fender.

Buy a Fender.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,325
Posted By slapsymcdougal
At 3, you're too far gone. You are now committed...

At 3, you're too far gone. You are now committed to raising the child as a dog.

At least it'll save money on clothing and stuff.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 03:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 194
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Unless he's improvising a MacGuyver-esque...

Unless he's improvising a MacGuyver-esque solution to the west African Ebola crisis with it, I'll pass.
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 10-20-2014, 06:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 477
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Just get someone to rub their balls over the...

Just get someone to rub their balls over the neck.

Not damaging at all, but he'll be touching something someone's balls touched.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,039
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Library is shut? Hell, when I was an undergrad,...

Library is shut?

Hell, when I was an undergrad, the library opened at 7:00am and shut at 2:00 am.

What kind of shit uni are you at?
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 08:25 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,990
Posted By slapsymcdougal
A few weeks after that, I saw Fisheh getting...

A few weeks after that, I saw Fisheh getting jumped by a BH(and a group, back when the TEF and group aggro was a thing) outside the spaceport at Theed. He had about 15 guys with him, and the Jedi was...
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 06:13 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,990
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I started playing just after the profession-grind...

I started playing just after the profession-grind method for Jedi unlock was replaced by the Aurillia grind(was still on dial-up when the game was released). So, perma-death was off, and it was...
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 05:21 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,990
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, I once played SWG for a single 23 hour...

Well, I once played SWG for a single 23 hour session once(servers went down once a day for an hour), if you don't count having a pee, or making a sandwich.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 05:19 AM
Replies: 10,609
Views: 104,346
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think they don't understand how tranquilisers...

I think they don't understand how tranquilisers work. IMO, they thought it would just make the bear a bit high, and then he'd be all "**** yeah, a trampoline. I'm all over that shit!" and then climb...
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 05:13 AM
Replies: 10,609
Views: 104,346
Posted By slapsymcdougal
They had a trampoline for it to land on.

They had a trampoline for it to land on.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,130
Posted By slapsymcdougal
And this is the thanks I get for breaking into...

And this is the thanks I get for breaking into TS's house and pouring about 50lbs of drinking chocolate into the hot water tank.

I'm not doing that again.

Well, not until Tuesday. there's nothing...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 585
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea, I think we should abort him.

Yea, I think we should abort him.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 585
Posted By slapsymcdougal
He looks like a paedophile. I bet he forces...

He looks like a paedophile. I bet he forces schoolgirls to have abortions after raping them.
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