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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:29 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 2,968
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'm more angry than anything. I dont know if...

I'm more angry than anything. I dont know if it's the result of depression or what. I just know I'm angry a lot. More than I should be. I have no idea how to deal with it either. But I'm getting...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Do you ever get a Krusty Partially Gelatinated...

Do you ever get a Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum Based Beverage?
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 05:51 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
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https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-0/10636076_10201573639022340_7795152343674952872_n.jpg

This is my preferred Simpsons watching beverage.


I have no idea why that won't...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 02:36 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
They recycled that joke when Bart was on ADHD...

They recycled that joke when Bart was on ADHD medicine. Bart felt like he was a little fat.

Worst episode ever.

I wish they still did clever crossovers like that still.

I still think it's a...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 02:31 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
They showed just how sad he is in A Star is...

They showed just how sad he is in A Star is Burns. It's a ridiculously underrated episode and I don't understand why Groening took his name off of it. For one thing, The Critic was aa great show,...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 02:27 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I think my favorite THOH are Dial Z for Zombies...

I think my favorite THOH are Dial Z for Zombies and The Homega Man. They're basically the same episode, but they are classic. I always think of The Springfield Files as a tree house episode, too.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
No, but I play Simpsons Scene It and Trivial...

No, but I play Simpsons Scene It and Trivial Pursuit a lot. The thing I like about Quizzup is that it gives you points for timing.

So, what's everyone's favorite character and episode? Mine are...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 17,191
Posted By Jack Off Jill
If you want something strange and not straight...

If you want something strange and not straight forward, I can't recommend Fear Agent enough. It has a lot of time travel stuff in it, and Tony Moore is probably one of the best artists in the...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 12:23 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Why?

Why?
Forum: The Pit 08-23-2014, 09:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I have an image, too. This is my...

I have an image, too. This is my...
Forum: The Pit 08-23-2014, 04:21 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 704
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I watch it when I drop my daughter at my father...

I watch it when I drop my daughter at my father in laws house. But I have all the released seasons on DVD anyway, so I don't need to. I'd be willing to bet I'm the biggest fan on these...
Forum: The Pit 08-16-2014, 04:02 AM
Replies: 1,365
Views: 22,481
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I feel like I'd be a real hero to you guys if I...

I feel like I'd be a real hero to you guys if I went down to Ferguson and reported live. But I'm not going to do it.

I actually kind of want to for the sake of history unfolding.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 02:43 PM
Replies: 1,365
Views: 22,481
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yeah, man. A lot of these people look like...

Yeah, man. A lot of these people look like they're just having the time of their lives. I feel like a lot of the protestors aren't even mad, they're just bored. Like when they burned QT down...
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 12:19 PM
Replies: 1,365
Views: 22,481
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Ferguson isn't high crime or low...

Ferguson isn't high crime or low income.[/QUOTE]
A lot of the looting and rioting is being done by people from worse areas. A lot of the surrounding areas that are only five minutes away are high...
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 04:46 AM
Replies: 1,365
Views: 22,481
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Not that I'm defending the actions of the cops,...

Not that I'm defending the actions of the cops, but north county is crazy violent anyway. I don't necessarily believe the friend who was a witness, just because the account was real suspect... Like,...
Forum: The Pit 08-05-2014, 01:39 AM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 17,191
Posted By Jack Off Jill
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Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 01:48 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 439
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Here's what I did, I knocked up a girl from a...

Here's what I did, I knocked up a girl from a rich family. So now, I can buy whatever I want and it's all good. I should have done this in high school.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 01:45 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,708
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I can't read.

I can't read.
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 05:16 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,223
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You mean the same character whose dedication to...

You mean the same character whose dedication to his family is frequently shown, like the episode when Homer finally got his chance to quit his job to do what he wants and ends up back at the plant...
Forum: The Pit 06-21-2014, 05:29 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,084
Posted By Jack Off Jill
An artist. But not one of those fruity starving...

An artist. But not one of those fruity starving artists who make pretentious and awful paintings posers pretend to give a shit about. I wanted to be in comic books or cartoons. But I could never...
Forum: The Pit 06-21-2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 17,191
Posted By Jack Off Jill
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1616552379?cache=7f3c3e6f4d65e7356c711e84f5ba03fe&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1403385293&sr=8-1#ref=mp_s_a_1_1

Sixty bucks for a series worth over a hundred. Hop on it,...
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2014, 02:40 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 757
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The ending to X Files was God awful, don't get me...

The ending to X Files was God awful, don't get me wrong. But it was not as bad as the season 7 conclusion to the Samantha Mulder case. That was the biggest let down I've ever experienced.

King of...
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 6,118
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I saw a gang bang where these black dudes made a...

I saw a gang bang where these black dudes made a white girl suck their gold chains. They put their diamond studded crucifixes on their dicks. It was real sacreligious.

Suck my chain baby.
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 2,160
Views: 70,055
Posted By Jack Off Jill
http://i58.tinypic.com/oqm35s.jpg Birthday...

http://i58.tinypic.com/oqm35s.jpg

Birthday party. Two months ago.
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2014, 03:43 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 755
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You can tell I'm a progressive parent cause I...

You can tell I'm a progressive parent cause I shop for dresses Ofelia can put on her Hellboy and Abe Sapien dolls.

Ofelia is my baby.

Then I posted a picture of my baby sleeping with a fake...
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 12:03 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,412
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Han came back to save face after Luke called him...

Han came back to save face after Luke called him a selfish coward. It was purely for self centered reasons.
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 02:43 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,412
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Luke. Han is a selfish dick head. And he...

Luke.

Han is a selfish dick head. And he macked on Princess Leia even though he thought she was Luke's girl. You know, a bro just doesn't date his bros ex. And he thinks really highly of...
Forum: The Pit 05-07-2014, 02:36 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 446
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Tonight, Tonight.

Tonight, Tonight.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 17,191
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'm getting there. Ive continued buying them,...

I'm getting there. Ive continued buying them, but I don't think it's a great series. Maybe if I read them all in a row or something. It's got a lot of style and a lot of great images but it...
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,433
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Did you try power washing your sax?

Did you try power washing your sax?
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