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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:58 PM
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Posted By Acϵ♠
:haha: :haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:18 PM
Replies: 20,878
Views: 291,825
Posted By Acϵ♠
torque pulls, hp pushes if that makes sense

torque pulls, hp pushes if that makes sense
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:36 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 928
Posted By Acϵ♠
Oh no i think you do need to tell us the rest, boy

Oh no i think you do need to tell us the rest, boy
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:04 AM
Replies: 20,878
Views: 291,825
Posted By Acϵ♠
my passat is named passandra lol

my passat is named passandra lol
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 06:27 PM
Replies: 20,878
Views: 291,825
Posted By Acϵ♠
lol. i even knew that too, durrrr

lol. i even knew that too, durrrr
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,188
Posted By Acϵ♠
cry harder dont be upset yer mum is a 1

cry harder

dont be upset yer mum is a 1
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
Making her come when you know she can't make one...

Making her come when you know she can't make one sound or you're both ****ed is one of the more sinister pleasures
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 12:39 PM
Replies: 20,878
Views: 291,825
Posted By Acϵ♠
Damn. If BMW is going to go with Toyota, where...

Damn. If BMW is going to go with Toyota, where does that leave Mazda with the next-gen Miata?
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 12:36 PM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
I'm not even going to lie, bringing over a girl...

I'm not even going to lie, bringing over a girl and pumping her silly while knowing my parents would kill me if we got caught made it that much better lol.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2014, 01:59 PM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
^^ Yeah im strictly forbidden from girls sleeping...

^^ Yeah im strictly forbidden from girls sleeping over. Hasn't stopped me though lol.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 12:36 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,262
Posted By Acϵ♠
oedipus_pepper :haha: that's totally going to...

oedipus_pepper :haha:



that's totally going to catch on :haha:
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 11:39 AM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
My dad's a minister. I dont want to hear about...

My dad's a minister. I dont want to hear about your petty religion problems.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 11:20 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,262
Posted By Acϵ♠
just saw the thread title :haha:

just saw the thread title :haha:
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 02:49 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,372
Posted By Acϵ♠
lol ya this you can do way better OP

lol ya this


you can do way better OP
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 02:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 646
Posted By Acϵ♠
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MoNEY

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MoNEY
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 646
Posted By Acϵ♠
i hope you bring a lifejacket on that boat ride...

i hope you bring a lifejacket on that boat ride


can't guarantee you don't mysteriously drown in a speedboating tragedy
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 11:46 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 646
Posted By Acϵ♠
your services aren't worth fifty...

your services aren't worth fifty cents


seriously i didn't even bust
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-23-2014, 11:26 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 273
Posted By Acϵ♠
maybe you should go buy that right this second...

maybe you should go buy that right this second and stop asking questions, because either way the sum of that stuff is far more than $60
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 11:22 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 646
Posted By Acϵ♠
I'll send you foreskin clippings. Those are worth...

I'll send you foreskin clippings. Those are worth about a buck.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 10:17 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,262
Posted By Acϵ♠
yeah i'll join the gangbang too shotty her...

yeah i'll join the gangbang too


shotty her butthole, that's probably the only thing still tight
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 10:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 568
Posted By Acϵ♠
that's actually one of the dudes i was thinking...

that's actually one of the dudes i was thinking of :haha:
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 09:43 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 568
Posted By Acϵ♠
Well, you assume wrong. Indonesia's guitar...

Well, you assume wrong. Indonesia's guitar community is seriously thriving and has been for some time. Metal is HUGE there.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 09:36 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 568
Posted By Acϵ♠
Cool. But how is a signed bass a bribe

Cool. But how is a signed bass a bribe
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 09:14 AM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
From the way you worded it, it seems like the...

From the way you worded it, it seems like the religion thing (which is a stupid reason to not date someone) is a roadblock of your own making. It's not stopped you til now, so why would you let it...
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2014, 10:38 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 252
Posted By Acϵ♠
Damn we're good.

Damn we're good.
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2014, 09:34 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,602
Posted By Acϵ♠
lol i decided to dl tinder again and after a...

lol i decided to dl tinder again and after a couple days of hilarity got 4 numbers. hanging out on saturday with one and thursday night with another

because why not? One of them is actually super...
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2014, 12:11 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 252
Posted By Acϵ♠
obviously a partscaster

obviously a partscaster
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2014, 12:10 AM
Replies: 17,453
Views: 176,078
Posted By Acϵ♠
so happy vg lost

so happy vg lost
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,602
Posted By Acϵ♠
lol what a sterile, boring conversation. You have...

lol what a sterile, boring conversation. You have to make it fun and interesting for her.

Instead of "blah blah boring school talk", throw her a curveball.

"Oh yeah im getting my degree in Super...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 11:34 AM
Replies: 6,425
Views: 123,148
Posted By Acϵ♠
Could you though? Obviously you're after...

Could you though? Obviously you're after something more and if all you got was platonic conversation tinged with the slight awkwardness of that dodged question, you'd be left wanting and you know it....
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