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Forum: The Pit Today, 03:49 PM
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Posted By Jackal58
I wiped his ass.

I wiped his ass.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:46 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
The turtle shit.

The turtle shit.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:33 PM
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Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
Of course it wouldn't. But that's not the same as...

Of course it wouldn't. But that's not the same as proclaiming the US to be a "Christian" nation. I am an American. I am not a Christian. Anybody that attempted to force me to be a Christian would be...
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:16 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Czechoslovakia was well entrenched behind the...

Czechoslovakia was well entrenched behind the Iron Curtain at that time. My few trips there were as a NATO courier and did not allow me time to savor the flavor.
Not to mention the fact that I was...
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:11 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
They were a group of very astute political minds...

They were a group of very astute political minds selling a revolution to a constituency that included a rather largish percentage of puritans. To not include god would have been political suicide....
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:03 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Ahh finally a Brit admits that their mass...

Ahh finally a Brit admits that their mass produced beer piss is just like our mass produced beer piss!
Actually I pretty much stuck to the ales. Because lager is lager anywhere you go. Ales are the...
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:59 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
If they wanted "all the comforts of...

If they wanted "all the comforts of home" why did they go to Europe? Why waste your time and money going someplace "just like home"when you can waste your time and money at home.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:54 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Every one I ran across. That was my 3 year beer...

Every one I ran across. That was my 3 year beer tour of Europe. Made numerous trips to the UK just so I could read the signs and menus and what not. Then I went to Wales. **** you people. :mad:
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:46 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Great beer though. Better than merry olde England.

Great beer though. Better than merry olde England.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:44 PM
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Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
I lived in Belgium for 3 years. Best part of...

I lived in Belgium for 3 years. Best part of living in Belgium was no matter what direction you picked in less than an hour you were no longer in Belgium.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:42 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Only one that matters.

Only one that matters.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:38 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
With no mention of Christ. I could argue we are...

With no mention of Christ. I could argue we are Pastafarians and there is nothing you could say to dispute that was their meaning.
Other than Pastafarianism not having been invented yet. But you get...
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:36 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
We already had "football" when you...

We already had "football" when you abandoned "soccer". So don't blame us for a lack of conformity. Blame yourselves for a lack of continuity.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:33 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
Where/when was that disclaimer printed? Never saw...

Where/when was that disclaimer printed?
Never saw it in any bible I picked up.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:29 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
This. This right here is the biggest thing I find...

This. This right here is the biggest thing I find to be weird about Europeans. Your belief that our beer consists of nothing but Budweiser, Coors and Miller. With the exception of Coors, Bud and...
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:20 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
I believe in myself my family and a few close...

I believe in myself my family and a few close friends. Faith drops exponentially outside of that circle.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:16 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Then we're good with obesity becoming a national...

Then we're good with obesity becoming a national problem in the UK.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:10 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Trade you Piers Morgan for them.

Trade you Piers Morgan for them.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:08 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
I have no need to justify my faith or lack...

I have no need to justify my faith or lack thereof to anybody. Why would my seeing the stories in the bible as metaphors be an attempt to justify anything?
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:04 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Actually "soccer" is an English term...

Actually "soccer" is an English term you ignorant limey.

Seriously man. Look it up.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:02 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
Most of us think they are weird too.

Most of us think they are weird too.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:02 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,515
Posted By Jackal58
That whole bidet thing.

That whole bidet thing.
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:36 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
Who cuts up your food for you?

Who cuts up your food for you?
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:13 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
I have never seen it all summed up in one...

I have never seen it all summed up in one sentence before. I'm not even gonna bitch about commas.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:53 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jackal58
You'd miss me bitch.

You'd miss me bitch.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:34 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jackal58
Antinatalism is pointless. It's a philosophy...

Antinatalism is pointless. It's a philosophy espoused by affluent ****wits that think they know what's best for everybody else. If they truly believed they would die as soon as that particular light...
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:23 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
I'm only an asshole when people attempt to use...

I'm only an asshole when people attempt to use their faith to legislate the behavior of others. If a persons religious beliefs provide them comfort good for them. Who am I to belittle them for it?...
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:18 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jackal58
Technically I said that.

Technically I said that.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:12 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jackal58
Good bitchslap would do it.

Good bitchslap would do it.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:11 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,334
Posted By Jackal58
Leviticus rules!!!!!!!!!!

Leviticus rules!!!!!!!!!!
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