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Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:33 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,479
Posted By -Mantra-
Flat out tell him that he's a sick...

Flat out tell him that he's a sick asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O86AGtXVZXo
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2015, 12:21 PM
Replies: 3,157
Views: 39,946
Posted By -Mantra-
I decided to play through the FEAR series for the...

I decided to play through the FEAR series for the first time and I'm enjoying the second one more than the first.
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2015, 11:34 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,799
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm infamous for not having friends.

I'm infamous for not having friends.
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2015, 05:24 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 520
Posted By -Mantra-
These kinda things ruin everything. Oh look! A...

These kinda things ruin everything.

Oh look! A cake! It looks so good, I want a piece!
And then you get a piece and there are ****ing raisins in it!!!!
****ING SHIT!
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2015, 08:06 PM
Replies: 30,965
Views: 362,662
Posted By -Mantra-
I don't know if its been discussed already, but...

I don't know if its been discussed already, but I'm really looking forward to "Black Mass".
Nice to see Johnny Depp finally doing something other than his Jack Sparrow like characters and by the...
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2015, 12:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 476
Posted By -Mantra-
Wake up Eat Brush teeth Work Go to the...

Wake up
Eat
Brush teeth
Work
Go to the gym
Eat
Post in 7 year old threads
Play video games/watch a movie/listen to music/play guitar
Brush teeth
Sleep
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2015, 09:57 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 4,498
Posted By -Mantra-
And I thought Pit was full of virgins too scared...

And I thought Pit was full of virgins too scared to talk to people... I guess I don't fit in here after all.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 4,498
Posted By -Mantra-
That one certain types its a dealbreaker for me....

That one certain types its a dealbreaker for me. Don't ask me what it is, I'm not going to tell you. Just know that it's something that crosses the line into what makes someone undesirable to me as a...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 06:03 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,740
Posted By -Mantra-
August 17th Albert knows month, Bernard knows...

August 17th
Albert knows month, Bernard knows date. Since Albert knows that Bernard doesn't know when her birthday is, then the date can't be 18 and 19 (only numbers that aren't doubled in the...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 01:13 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,740
Posted By -Mantra-
Albert and Bernard are idiots. They went through...

Albert and Bernard are idiots. They went through all this logic shit when they could've just told each other what Cheryl told them.
They're idiots and the whole problem is idiotic, cus it could've...
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2015, 06:21 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 688
Posted By -Mantra-
Wtf is going on in all the threads even!

Wtf is going on in all the threads even!
Forum: The Pit 03-29-2015, 02:09 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 733
Posted By -Mantra-
Go get laid, nerds.

Go get laid, nerds.
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,114
Posted By -Mantra-
You know what I'm scared of? I just saw a video...

You know what I'm scared of?

I just saw a video of a woman breaking her leg on a leg press. Tomorrow is leg day and now I'm scared to use a leg press :cry:
Forum: The Pit 03-18-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,072
Posted By -Mantra-
"Poop accident" "Alotporn...

"Poop accident"
"Alotporn plate" (I don't understand this one)
"Shampoo masturbation"
"Green"
"Nipple sex"
"Cigar sex"
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2015, 06:26 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 869
Posted By -Mantra-
I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer...

I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer Lopez and ready to get it on, but she was turned off by Jim Carrey always jumping into the room to try to catch us on the act. So nothing happened.

And...
Forum: The Pit 03-14-2015, 04:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,122
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa....

Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa. But it could still be worse.
Forum: The Pit 03-02-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,370
Posted By -Mantra-
I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but...

I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but I just really like erect dicks.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 02:01 PM
Replies: 39,999
Views: 534,724
Posted By -Mantra-
I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I...

I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I still didn't find an answer to the question "Fall guy for what?"
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 06:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 998
Posted By -Mantra-
Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd...

Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd hate having to aimlessly walk around outside or sit on a bench somewhere for a few hours cus I'd have nowhere to go.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 10:29 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 953
Posted By -Mantra-
I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days...

I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days aswell. So quit whining.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 39,999
Views: 534,724
Posted By -Mantra-
Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and...

Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and allow it during gameplay.

Or go in your Steam library and right click on a game - properties - updates and change it to allow background downloads if...
Forum: The Pit 02-14-2015, 09:30 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,566
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The...

I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The Line on this happy day :)
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 11:05 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,141
Posted By -Mantra-
Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who...

Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who does what everyone else tells him to do.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,048
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm disappointed... your friend should've done...

I'm disappointed... your friend should've done like a really shitty freestyle rap for Adam. Just running away was so anticlimatic :n:
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,351
Posted By -Mantra-
Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix...

Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix everything, be ready to bang whenever opportunity arises, be passionate about football, beer, cars (only three things you're allowed to be passionate...
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 909
Posted By -Mantra-
When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one...

When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one night. My mom yelled out something about my dad regreting of having me when she was pregnant or something like that. I don't remember exactly.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:44 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,430
Posted By -Mantra-
...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1khmuVyK--/tlay9fptjsdekta5x2da.gif
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:36 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 5,874
Posted By -Mantra-
In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:

In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 09:36 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,430
Posted By -Mantra-
I think the more important question is do you eat...

I think the more important question is do you eat the boogers you pick or wipe them on a tissue.
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,105
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.

Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.
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