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Forum: The Pit 07-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 572
Posted By whoomit
I don't drink water and lemon because I'm a man.

I don't drink water and lemon because I'm a man.
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 618
Posted By whoomit
Buy my unwanted shite on eBay

Buy my unwanted shite on eBay
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2014, 08:24 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,045
Posted By whoomit
I stand at the back where I can hear. I stand at...

I stand at the back where I can hear.
I stand at the back where I can see.
I stand at the back where there's a bar and a toilet.
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2014, 07:30 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 308
Posted By whoomit
You stayed up all night when you have work in the...

You stayed up all night when you have work in the morning?

You're irresponsible and deserve to be fired, maybe even shot.

Good day to you.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2014, 06:28 AM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
My favourite bit was the bit with the butt...

My favourite bit was the bit with the butt toy.

And how you totally glossed over it.
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 01:01 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
:haha: New ones coming out soon ;) It just...

:haha: New ones coming out soon ;)


It just disappeared one day. I stumbled onto this one by accident and chose it.

You don't happen to have "Stupid Thread By A Stupid TS" anywhere do you?...

I...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 12:54 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
I use a second-hand SM58A (or B or something) and...

I use a second-hand SM58A (or B or something) and as you know my songs all sound crackin'.
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 293
Views: 3,824
Posted By whoomit
Take a cab, it's not cool to smoke and drive.

Take a cab, it's not cool to smoke and drive.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 11:51 AM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
Oh hey good comeback.

Oh hey good comeback.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 11:28 AM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
Wow you are a loser.

Wow you are a loser.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 11:13 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 742
Posted By whoomit
I just ate a cake made with the pulverised flesh...

I just ate a cake made with the pulverised flesh of quintuplet bananas.

Then I wore their skin
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 10:37 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 274
Posted By whoomit
Usually when a road's closed you can still drive...

Usually when a road's closed you can still drive on it for access though can't you?...

Edit: should've read the above posts.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,302
Posted By whoomit
...

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/221481383284?nav=SEARCH

I don't know what this was, but probably a Vauxhall Viva.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 07:16 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 680
Posted By whoomit
Who?

Who?
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2014, 04:46 AM
Replies: 412
Views: 9,128
Posted By whoomit
whoomit - Brazil.

whoomit - Brazil.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 06:59 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 347
Posted By whoomit
Cool official deju vu thread

sometimes i will be looking at something and be like i saw this in a dream and my whole childhood i thought i had superpowers and i still am hoping maybe they are superpowers that would be so very...
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 06:59 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 91
Posted By whoomit
Cool official deju vu thread

sometimes i will be looking at something and be like i saw this in a dream and my whole childhood i thought i had superpowers and i still am hoping maybe they are superpowers that would be so very...
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 05:02 AM
Replies: 412
Views: 9,128
Posted By whoomit
Thanks, I didn't realise that they'd been...

Thanks, I didn't realise that they'd been updated.

whoomit - Argentina
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 04:54 AM
Replies: 412
Views: 9,128
Posted By whoomit
We have to vote again? Who's still in?

We have to vote again?

Who's still in?
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 03:52 AM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
My avatar's gone :(

My avatar's gone :(
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 03:51 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,146
Posted By whoomit
There was a kid down the road who ripped...

There was a kid down the road who ripped wings/legs off of all sorts of creatures so I snuck into his house one night. I gagged him and then cut off his legs an arms and watched him until morning,...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:23 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,118
Posted By whoomit
Don't ask them to learn a song or something. Try...

Don't ask them to learn a song or something. Try and just have a jam. If you already have a song written then all play it to the drummer, then give it another shot with him drumming.

You'll learn a...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:21 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
Fair enough. I think it's about 2.50 a can here...

Fair enough. I think it's about 2.50 a can here or something... I still have one left 'cause it's way too sweet and syrupy for me. I'd rather get a few cans of Belhaven Black if I'm looking for...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:07 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
I'm not surprised, that's the equivalent of about...

I'm not surprised, that's the equivalent of about 15-16 pints isn't it?

How could you even afford 8 cans of Special Brew anyway!?
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:00 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
Don't really get malt liquor over here. But we do...

Don't really get malt liquor over here. But we do get strong beers, they just taste like beer but with a stronger flavour. We also get super-strength lager (Tennent's Super and Carlsberg Special...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 12:00 PM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
:haha: You should have taken a picture of him...

:haha:

You should have taken a picture of him to show me. I could send you pictures of the creeps I see at the pub too.
Forum: Gear Building & Customizing 06-29-2014, 10:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 332
Posted By whoomit
If you go down the wheel-weight route then give...

If you go down the wheel-weight route then give me a shout and I should be able to send you some.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 10:31 AM
Replies: 34,711
Views: 299,843
Posted By whoomit
Homebrew's the way to go. Once you've got a hang...

Homebrew's the way to go. Once you've got a hang of it and you've found a recipe you like then you can tweak it until you have the perfect drink.

I'm about to get two ex-Brewdog barrels. One to fill...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 10:25 AM
Replies: 412
Views: 9,128
Posted By whoomit
Sorry, I didn't notice. I don't follow football...

Sorry, I didn't notice. I don't follow football in the slightest so I've no idea what's going on.
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2014, 01:40 PM
Replies: 412
Views: 9,128
Posted By whoomit
whoomit - Belgium

whoomit - Belgium
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