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Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 08:37 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 432
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
the management here is a joke sometimes i laugh...

the management here is a joke
sometimes i laugh like a bloke
they call countless meetings,
and waste much time bleating,
i know not how everyone copes
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 08:29 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 432
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
the guy whose desk is behind mine has a laugh...

the guy whose desk is behind mine
has a laugh like a pathetic whine
i restrain my own jokes,
for fear that he chokes,
yet he does it to himself all the time
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 432
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
at work there's a guy who is fat he'd lose his...

at work there's a guy who is fat
he'd lose his breath just like that
he'd huff and he'd puff,
like the air wasn't enough,
just to come over for a chat
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 08:12 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 432
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
there once was a man at his desk who desperately...

there once was a man at his desk
who desperately needed some rest
he worked really slow,
but his boss didn't know,
and even exclaimed, "You're the best!"
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2015, 11:16 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,742
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
+1

+1
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 142
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
there might be a joke about Jari and Wintersun in...

there might be a joke about Jari and Wintersun in here somewhere but i don't know enough to tell it
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2015, 06:58 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,429
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i got detention for playing chess on my graphing...

i got detention for playing chess on my graphing calculator with someone else. the other guy didn't get caught...
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2015, 02:29 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,010
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
conspiracy theory: all the complaints from...

conspiracy theory: all the complaints from guitarists about losing picks are part of a joint effort by Dunlop, Fender, and other companies that manufacture picks, to foster a culture of general...
Forum: Recordings 02-24-2015, 12:05 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 369
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
Steinberg CI1. i've had it for maybe four years,...

Steinberg CI1. i've had it for maybe four years, and never had any problems with it. my requirements are quite modest though (i'm neither a recording gear hound nor a prolific songwriter), so i...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 03:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,664
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
write a death metal song and when she says she...

write a death metal song and when she says she doesn't like it, i fling my guitar at her and fly away with my cape flapping in the wind
Forum: Recordings 02-23-2015, 02:52 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 369
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i use a USB interface and i think i have it set...

i use a USB interface and i think i have it set at 64 samples. i'm running the ASIO drivers specific to the interface though. i've had problems getting low latency from using ASIO4ALL before...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 02:48 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 2,660
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
that was such a trashy quiz

that was such a trashy quiz
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 02:40 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,208
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i only do it a bit in front of my parents, to...

i only do it a bit in front of my parents, to lessening degrees as i've grown up. if i ever feel like i can't be myself in some situation, like at work, i usually just keep quiet (which isn't so...
Forum: Guitar Techniques 02-20-2015, 03:31 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 288
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
does your hand favor the downstrokes more than...

does your hand favor the downstrokes more than the upstrokes? i'll bet that if you spend some time figuring out whether your upstrokes are being done efficiently, you'll improve. try playing very,...
Forum: The Pit 02-20-2015, 12:40 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,745
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
record them and share it here, then show them the...

record them and share it here, then show them the thread
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 09:07 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 722
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
have you considered that it keeps crashing...

have you considered that it keeps crashing because you refuse the updates
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 08:31 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 864
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
rockblocked, because you can no longer rock out...

rockblocked, because you can no longer rock out in your room
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 08:28 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 722
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
firefox works just fine for me too, so i've never...

firefox works just fine for me too, so i've never felt like switching.
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 07:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 532
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
no, but sometimes you might be left to it

no, but sometimes you might be left to it
Forum: The Pit 02-13-2015, 03:07 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 937
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i just upgraded to a smartphone

i just upgraded to a smartphone
Forum: The Pit 02-11-2015, 03:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 662
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
pretending that there's more!

pretending that there's more!
Forum: Guitar Techniques 02-11-2015, 03:07 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 631
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
you will benefit from having both. it's best not...

you will benefit from having both. it's best not to think of the two as such different techniques. for example, if you're doing economy picking and the number of notes per string isn't even, you...
Forum: Guitar Techniques 02-06-2015, 03:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 474
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i don't have a guitar with me at the moment,...

i don't have a guitar with me at the moment, but...move your elbow with the hand?

maybe i was exaggerating a bit, but it shouldn't make much of a difference in tension at all. in fact, i find the...
Forum: Guitar Techniques 02-06-2015, 03:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 474
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
but most of the basic chords use the open...

but most of the basic chords use the open strings...

it's been a while since i first started playing, but that advice seems weird and unnecessary. having your hand closer to the headstock should...
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 02:56 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 2,556
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
how the hell did you guys confuse "SJW"...

how the hell did you guys confuse "SJW" with "social worker"
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 02:25 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 2,556
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
Super Jumpy Wieners, jumping at nonissues again

Super Jumpy Wieners, jumping at nonissues again
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2015, 08:32 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,012
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
plenty of vegetables have a pretty mild taste. i...

plenty of vegetables have a pretty mild taste. i don't understand why so many people dislike them so much. if i didn't know better, i'd assume their thought process is something like, "oh no, this...
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2015, 05:54 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 870
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
well, i've never thought that a regular martini...

well, i've never thought that a regular martini tasted "good", but to me it certainly feels nice going down. sort of like drinking tea. nobody says "wow, this cup of tea tastes amazing!"
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2015, 03:24 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 870
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i've tried to make martinis a few times before. ...

i've tried to make martinis a few times before. we bought Beefeater gin because it was the most recommended one i found that was also cheap. Noilly Prat vermouth and stuffed olives. it turned out...
Forum: The Pit 01-31-2015, 02:16 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 6,717
Posted By vIsIbleNoIsE
i would give the little bitch a pink slip for...

i would give the little bitch a pink slip for acting like a third grader
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