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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:39 PM
Replies: 68
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Posted By doomded
"Left-handed cigarette"

"Left-handed cigarette"
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:32 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,116
Posted By doomded
Dougie

Dougie
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 01:50 AM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Ah. I never eat just the mushrooms straight...

Ah. I never eat just the mushrooms straight (PB&J&Mushies **** yeah) so I didn't think about it like that.
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 01:15 AM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
My point is that you actually aren't eating less...

My point is that you actually aren't eating less mushroom. You are just eating less water, therefore it doesn't really matter if they're dried or fresh.

Its kind of like when you grow weed and when...
Forum: The Pit 05-15-2013, 09:36 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
That's just water weight. You still have to eat...

That's just water weight. You still have to eat the same amount of fungus to trip if they're dried, they just don't weigh as much.
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 02:26 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,067
Posted By doomded
Technically, yes we do have a home number, but...

Technically, yes we do have a home number, but there hasn't been a phone hooked up to it for like 5 years now. We only kept it because Charter would rape us otherwise.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2013, 07:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 620
Posted By doomded
Chunks of ham Onions Beanie-Weenies (Sliced hot...

Chunks of ham
Onions
Beanie-Weenies (Sliced hot dogs in baked beans)

Not necessarily all at once.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2013, 04:52 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Water: No. Alcohol or something fatty (like...

Water: No.

Alcohol or something fatty (like milk): Theoretically.

And on that, I once convinced someone to take a shot of bong vodka. We were matching shot for shot and on the 4th or 5th one I...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 01:47 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 781
Posted By doomded
Its just a regular taco. soft tacos are better...

Its just a regular taco.

soft tacos are better so I don't ever order the normal ones
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 01:28 AM
Replies: 6,813
Views: 528,456
Posted By doomded
I'm pretty sure he's wearing a cup, so it...

I'm pretty sure he's wearing a cup, so it wouldn't be a full nutshot. Still painful as shit, though. And it does look like it bounces back up and hits him in the ass as well.

Edit: Yup, its a...
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2013, 10:10 AM
Replies: 7,489
Views: 158,540
Posted By doomded
As time goes by it seems like I'm only able to do...

As time goes by it seems like I'm only able to do two things: 1)Want relationships I can't have and 2)Destroy the ones I do have.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2013, 03:54 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 736
Posted By doomded
Anyone who wears the same pair of in-ear noise...

Anyone who wears the same pair of in-ear noise reducers that are made out of any type of foam or other squishy, porous material repeatedly is risking inner-ear infections. They cannot be cleaned well...
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2013, 12:07 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,499
Posted By doomded
Its probably either something sexy or...

Its probably either something sexy or prescription drugs, like painkillers or adderall.
Forum: The Pit 04-12-2013, 10:24 PM
Replies: 4,033
Views: 367,443
Posted By doomded
Vaginal Trampoline Rape. I actually kind of like...

Vaginal Trampoline Rape.

I actually kind of like it.
Forum: The Pit 04-11-2013, 10:13 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
That depends very heavily on how good the pill...

That depends very heavily on how good the pill is, and ex pills are not consistent. I would get at least two just to be safe.


I don't think that will work, but I could be wrong. I don't recall if...
Forum: The Pit 04-11-2013, 02:35 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 2,555
Posted By doomded
I think anyone who exclusively dates people of a...

I think anyone who exclusively dates people of a certain race is creepy.
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2013, 09:52 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Ibuprofen will be fine. And if he explains it...

Ibuprofen will be fine.

And if he explains it to his dentist, they will give him different painkillers (probably ibuprofen 800's)
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2013, 09:47 PM
Replies: 7,489
Views: 158,540
Posted By doomded
I like to use William Shatner's.

I like to use William Shatner's.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2013, 07:24 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 997
Posted By doomded
Because its spring, and cabin fever is starting...

Because its spring, and cabin fever is starting to get to you. If you had done this in the cold rainyness of fall then you would have hated yourself for it.
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2013, 09:59 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 3,009
Posted By doomded
Why do people keep making this a health issue?...

Why do people keep making this a health issue? Its not a health issue. The facts are simple: If you weigh more, it takes more energy to move you, which in turn costs more money.

The airline made a...
Forum: The Pit 03-31-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 6,813
Views: 528,456
Posted By doomded
OUCH...

OUCH
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/MCml3nJsMA81p1LiGPWzRw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2013-03-31/75dfaf65-667c-474d-8cb6-120956edc2c7_injury.gif
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Technically yes, but it will taste papery and...

Technically yes, but it will taste papery and smoking ink/dye isn't particularly good for you. I probably should have mentioned that the first time.

So: blank sheet of bible paper(notes section) >...
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2013, 10:13 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Any thin, non-waxy paper+small amount of honey...

Any thin, non-waxy paper+small amount of honey for gum=instant joint
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2013, 04:46 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
Yes. It is less likely to be impure than a...

Yes. It is less likely to be impure than a pressed pill or powder, but its still possible.
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 656
Posted By doomded
^This, but everything I have read said at least...

^This, but everything I have read said at least 16-18 hours without eating, and to try to force yourself to sleep through the last 6-8 hours. That way you wake up, have breakfast and go about your...
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2013, 10:23 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 375
Posted By doomded
I saw two flurries on the way back from getting...

I saw two flurries on the way back from getting breakfast.

I wish it would actually snow here. ****ing Georgia
Forum: The Pit 03-21-2013, 12:11 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X6jprOZ29wY

So awesome.
Forum: The Pit 03-19-2013, 03:03 PM
Replies: 6,813
Views: 528,456
Posted By doomded
Diarrhea is a symptom of disease, not a disease...

Diarrhea is a symptom of disease, not a disease itself.
Forum: The Pit 03-19-2013, 12:41 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,987
Posted By doomded
^This, plus what others have said about more...

^This, plus what others have said about more hair= smaller chance of getting me to go down on her.


Yeah, if you are going to go hairless down there you need to keep up with it or it will itch like...
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2013, 11:38 PM
Replies: 6,796
Views: 114,625
Posted By doomded
It might be oxygen deprivation. How big of hits...

It might be oxygen deprivation. How big of hits do you take, and how long are you holding it for?
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