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Forum: The Pit 07-06-2014, 01:26 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,253
Posted By jonathan666666
I feel like I've finally been here long enough to...

I feel like I've finally been here long enough to post in one of these threads. Makes me feel good mmhmmm.
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2014, 11:58 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,583
Posted By jonathan666666
pronounced OMON, which is Special Purpose Mobile...

pronounced OMON, which is Special Purpose Mobile Unit. Or like a SWAT team.
Droppin' knowledge on yall.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2014, 01:15 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,909
Posted By jonathan666666
Me and Dookie have the same birthday. I just...

Me and Dookie have the same birthday. I just turned 19 though.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2014, 01:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 862
Posted By jonathan666666
Could be gas trapped. Pat your chest for a bit...

Could be gas trapped. Pat your chest for a bit to work it out. If it doesn't work, have someone vigorously pat your back. It could be sore muscles. If you have been working out/doing a lot of...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2013, 09:18 PM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,452
Posted By jonathan666666
I was hangin out with one of my buds recently,...

I was hangin out with one of my buds recently, and we were talking about war rifles. He goes "Oh, did I ever show you my great grandfather's guns from WWII?" we run into his basement, and he digs...
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2013, 03:48 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,218
Posted By jonathan666666
Moral of the story. If you like Devil wears...

Moral of the story. If you like Devil wears prada, you're probably ******ed.
also, you cant say ******ed, you ******.
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2013, 05:17 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 4,261
Posted By jonathan666666
Does it come as a set with black Ken?

Does it come as a set with black Ken?
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2013, 03:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 359
Posted By jonathan666666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOnEwFuUwOo I...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOnEwFuUwOo
I guess no one took the time to watch his other vids. This guy is ****ed up, even if it is fake.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2013, 06:07 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,507
Posted By jonathan666666
:haha: Thanks for posting this. I love it.

:haha: Thanks for posting this. I love it.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2013, 01:53 AM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,452
Posted By jonathan666666
I wish you could see the face I made while...

I wish you could see the face I made while reading that. :haha:
I love kukris. I've gotten the chance to handle a few, but the only one I own is the Cold Steel one for $20. Best machete I've ever...
Forum: The Pit 12-08-2013, 08:39 PM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,452
Posted By jonathan666666
I just got my dream knife. An Italian stiletto. ...

I just got my dream knife. An Italian stiletto. Made by Figli Di Sicilia. Dark horn handle. Bayonet blade. 11 inches overall. I've been playing with it all day. It is absolutely beautiful. ...
Forum: The Pit 11-27-2013, 05:34 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,833
Posted By jonathan666666
36/47 50/50

36/47
50/50
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2013, 11:12 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 2,890
Posted By jonathan666666
I was on the 5 train, heading to the Bronx. An...

I was on the 5 train, heading to the Bronx. An old brown woman sat across from me. She was heavy. Not in a fat way, but in an old out of shape person kind of way. I'm not sure of her ethnicity. ...
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2013, 06:37 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,494
Posted By jonathan666666
*** lol

***
lol
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2013, 11:36 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,786
Posted By jonathan666666
Time... of waste... My God... It really is if you...

Time... of waste...
My God... It really is if you think about it.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2013, 12:14 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 4,509
Posted By jonathan666666
WARNING: Contains the feels. "Honey, can...

WARNING: Contains the feels.
"Honey, can you... Get me... A glass of water?"

My mother is in visible distress. She can barely choke out the words. I'm used to this by now, she's been in what the...
Forum: The Pit 11-06-2013, 12:04 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,600
Posted By jonathan666666
My friend and I would often play battleshits and...

My friend and I would often play battleshits and drink beer during first period in our senior year in highschool. It was tough because we had the same 1st period class, and the teacher only let us...
Forum: The Pit 11-04-2013, 09:37 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 540
Posted By jonathan666666
This. But I have one thing to mention. From my...

This.
But I have one thing to mention. From my personal experience, the butane Zippos are really bad (I wish they weren't. They look so dope.).
The best thing to do, in my opinion, is buy a regular...
Forum: The Pit 11-01-2013, 10:46 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,441
Posted By jonathan666666
An Australian guy is walking down the street with...

An Australian guy is walking down the street with a girl on his back on Halloween. A man says "aye mate, what are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a snail."
"how does that make you a snail if you just...
Forum: The Pit 10-26-2013, 12:34 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 2,946
Posted By jonathan666666
My Big Fat Greek Batman.

My Big Fat Greek Batman.
Forum: The Pit 10-25-2013, 01:32 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,702
Posted By jonathan666666
On Staten Island, there's an entire area rumored...

On Staten Island, there's an entire area rumored to be a mob dumping ground. It's way out in the sticks. There's even a shooting range out there (yea, strange for NYC. I know), and you can't hear...
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2013, 12:00 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 841
Posted By jonathan666666
It's not a big deal. As you can see in the...

It's not a big deal. As you can see in the video, people from the West Village aren't very desirable anyway.
Forum: The Pit 10-15-2013, 10:53 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,906
Posted By jonathan666666
I'm explaining this from my own personal...

I'm explaining this from my own personal experience.
Imagine, if you will, that you've never had an orgasm. At the end of a long day at work, you come home and need to relax. The first thing that...
Forum: The Pit 10-15-2013, 06:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 273
Posted By jonathan666666
Take the ferry into Staten Island (for free). ...

Take the ferry into Staten Island (for free). Get on the S48 bus ($2.25). Take it to Oakland Ave and Forest Ave. You'll find a store called Mandolin Bros. If you enjoy oogling at expensive...
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:30 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,654
Posted By jonathan666666
lol Thanks.

lol Thanks.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 01:23 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,654
Posted By jonathan666666
Never really shit my pants, but I've had...

Never really shit my pants, but I've had skidmarks at the end of a long day. And it's never solid shit. It's only if I'm having diarrhea that day. If I have to go out, I grab some toilet paper...
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2013, 09:10 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,216
Posted By jonathan666666
I have Ali's "Float like a butterfly"...

I have Ali's "Float like a butterfly" speech memorized. Not only is it motivational, but it's fantastic for inappropriate situations.
I got in a fight with my mom once. She was ****ing pissed. ...
Forum: The Pit 10-06-2013, 12:45 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,015
Posted By jonathan666666
I've been on this forum for 5 years, and I still...

I've been on this forum for 5 years, and I still don't know how to post my own pics. So just imagine looking out into Florence, from atop the largest structure in the city, and seeing beautiful...
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2013, 10:38 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,312
Posted By jonathan666666
My high school used to be a college with a...

My high school used to be a college with a culinary arts class, so there was a legit ******* on the first floor. They taught the kids how to cook really basic stuff. So they would bring stuff like...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2013, 12:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,468
Posted By jonathan666666
:haha:

:haha:
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