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Forum: The Pit 07-05-2014, 07:39 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Holy shit, this place is still around?

Holy shit, this place is still around?
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2014, 10:27 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,126
Posted By Våd Hamster
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http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/Mechanical-Spin/slackjaw_zps165d144d.jpg (http://s655.photobucket.com/user/Mechanical-Spin/media/slackjaw_zps165d144d.jpg.html)

Please don't fall for the...
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2014, 02:17 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,090
Posted By Våd Hamster
dem club 27 hopefuls!

dem club 27 hopefuls!
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 874
Posted By Våd Hamster
X chromosome says you're wrong checkmate...

X chromosome says you're wrong

checkmate transmononormatives
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2014, 09:47 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 874
Posted By Våd Hamster
I know because all pretty girls in asia have...

I know because all pretty girls in asia have dicks

And everyone knows Bailey is a spearmaiden, that's like first week internets

come on son
Forum: The Pit 01-20-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 375
Views: 6,103
Posted By Våd Hamster
Not setting a strong case for herself then, what...

Not setting a strong case for herself then, what with her resignation as well

Meh, I see the problem in putting private, sensitive information on youtube, but then again, it is hard to sympathise...
Forum: The Pit 01-20-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 375
Views: 6,103
Posted By Våd Hamster
Does the teacher actually admit to anything in...

Does the teacher actually admit to anything in the video? I'm on my phone and I can't hear shit captain
Forum: The Pit 01-20-2014, 10:33 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Appearances are the only thing you can judge on...

Appearances are the only thing you can judge on online, after all.

Reminds me of a time me and two buddies set up a fake account on a site for cheaters, used some amateur pics from 4ch, and got...
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
That's the thing, there wasn't any excuse- she...

That's the thing, there wasn't any excuse- she left, now she wants back in. She haven't given any understandable reason as to either.

Eh, we got split tickets for the hobbit for xmas; I pushed for...
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2014, 04:40 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
That's probably what's gonna happen tbfh

That's probably what's gonna happen tbfh
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2014, 03:37 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Please, do entertain my curiosity

Please, do entertain my curiosity
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
She now has a school friend she's 'really close'...

She now has a school friend she's 'really close' with, and spent a disproportionate time convincing me they're just that.



Eh, she was never that good of a lay.
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2014, 03:21 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
lulz, now the ex wants me back. Like ****ing...

lulz, now the ex wants me back. Like ****ing clockwork
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2014, 09:26 AM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Handled like a pro man, don't give flaky bitches...

Handled like a pro man, don't give flaky bitches your attention :cheers:
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 10:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 526
Posted By Våd Hamster
Delicious prions

Delicious prions
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 10:02 PM
Replies: 13,042
Views: 493,720
Posted By Våd Hamster
Not quite- she doesn't like cunnunlinginuilsus. I...

Not quite- she doesn't like cunnunlinginuilsus. I guess I could play the old switcharoo, but honestly I'd rather just **** her dizzy. I know her from way back, and I'm confident that is her preferred...
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 13,042
Views: 493,720
Posted By Våd Hamster
Okay, I have a date Saturday, and I'm looking to...

Okay, I have a date Saturday, and I'm looking to sexually impress. I remember a few years ago when I was on delicious SSRI's, I threw a girl around for a good 40-45 minutes or so, tons of fun. Now...
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 09:24 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,093
Posted By Våd Hamster
That's what you get for not ****ing a Lannister

That's what you get for not ****ing a Lannister
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 08:19 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Shit man, sorry to hear that :( Hoping it's just...

Shit man, sorry to hear that :(

Hoping it's just a serious food poisoning and not something more dire
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 07:09 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
So's the opposite. And then I managed to get a...

So's the opposite.

And then I managed to get a date this Saturday-Sunday.

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/Mechanical-Spin/1387166923439_zps191ddb36.gif

Oh life, you sneaky ****
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 12:38 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
If the woman I'm with isn't able to make me soft,...

If the woman I'm with isn't able to make me soft, I don't need her.

It's temporary anyway; I suspect I only feel bad because I forgot to get cash so I can't shop, and I'm hungry as ****. I got my...
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2014, 12:15 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Welp, rang up the girl and told her it was...

Welp, rang up the girl and told her it was officially over. Didn't think it'd be this hard honestly.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
-You post your problem here, we give advice, you...

-You post your problem here, we give advice, you follow it or ask for more information, then go out and practice what you've learned.
-You whine and refuse to accept our advice, we tell you to go...
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
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http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/Mechanical-Spin/itsfuuckingnothingbasterds.jpg

I totally messed with a bandmate's ex on nye, it's one of the only things I remember that happened after...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2013, 10:29 AM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
Meh, I have an on/off ****buddy who sucks like a...

Meh, I have an on/off ****buddy who sucks like a pro, never met another girl that could match her vacuum cavity.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2013, 10:02 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
People have ended relationships for less tbfh....

People have ended relationships for less tbfh. Bottom line is pretty much the same though; 'I found something I like better than you'.



2nd option, plz. Talking these things over usually ends in...
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2013, 03:17 PM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
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http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu280/Mechanical-Spin/1314658712428.jpg

That's some deep end shit nigga, for real. Not much to do other than make sure you get out of your shared holdings...
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2013, 11:01 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 831
Posted By Våd Hamster
Burns slightly when you piss and cum. Sometimes...

Burns slightly when you piss and cum. Sometimes there's a bit of blood in the discharge too. I had it for a good few months before I realised I actually had a disease.

And yeah, a single pill and...
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2013, 10:58 AM
Replies: 6,445
Views: 123,735
Posted By Våd Hamster
lulz, I got the 'I'm not good enough for you, I...

lulz, I got the 'I'm not good enough for you, I need time alone to figure out who I am' talk today.

So close to the 2 year record though, oh well. At least we didn't move in together or get pets.
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2013, 10:55 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 2,876
Posted By Våd Hamster
You are single because you do not learn from your...

You are single because you do not learn from your mistakes and you do not grasp the opportunities that are given to you.
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