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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:27 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 852
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I'd much rather it have a new theme before a new...

I'd much rather it have a new theme before a new emoticon.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:22 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 782
Posted By Joshua Garcia
What if you ejaculated a ghost load in your sleep?

What if you ejaculated a ghost load in your sleep?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:19 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 1,769
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I unspoilered my kitty cyclops in the first page...

I unspoilered my kitty cyclops in the first page for all to see.

I am no longer holding back.

Ha.

Take that, society.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:22 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
That's better! >:)

That's better! >:)
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:48 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
My life summed up in one sentence. :/ NO! I want...

My life summed up in one sentence. :/
NO! I want moar kitties! >:/

On a more positive note, at work I accidentally threw my back against the wall and it kind of turned me on because I started...
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I like how he rolls off epicly for no reason....

I like how he rolls off epicly for no reason. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I read that as fudge and was going to question...

I read that as fudge and was going to question why would you be analyzing fudge instead of eating it. But then I re-read it right and have no idea what that is.

With that, I sleep.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 09:29 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 4,449
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I'll never let this thread die. Mostly because I...

I'll never let this thread die.

Mostly because I can get away since you made it and I don't have to worry about the lock.

But also because potatoes <3
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 10:43 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 4,449
Posted By Joshua Garcia
potatoed.

potatoed.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 08:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 156
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I think you where looking for the Electric Guitar...

I think you where looking for the Electric Guitar Forum.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 07:06 PM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
The cow goes "Moooooo" The rooster goes...

The cow goes "Moooooo"
The rooster goes "Cockadooledooooo"
The dog goes "Bark bark"
The cat goes "Meow"
The emo goes "Gimme dem drugs before I bust a cap in ur azz"

^_^
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 2,754
Posted By Joshua Garcia
Hello Rapture, my name is Joshua Garcia. Can I be...

Hello Rapture, my name is Joshua Garcia. Can I be your friend? I would like to be your friend. :3
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
You know emu's soo well, bladez. <_<

You know emu's soo well, bladez.


<_<
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 06:15 PM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I had a dream of a few birds, now that I...

I had a dream of a few birds, now that I remember. I would've forgotten I had that dream hadn't you posted this. I find this happening to me quite often.

One was a blue jay. Another was like an emu...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 338
Posted By Joshua Garcia
Part of this nutritious breakfast :headbang:

Part of this nutritious breakfast :headbang:
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 11:59 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
I crashed around 5am and got up at 9:45 which is...

I crashed around 5am and got up at 9:45 which is usually when I fall asleep. I should be asleep right now but I can't sleep because I already feel rested and my body wants to be all "HEY LET'S DO...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 06:15 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
Ooh. I'm passing out. Oh no. Goodnight madoka...

Ooh. I'm passing out. Oh no.

Goodnight madoka and homura and sayaka and Kyoko and whoever else I love you all forever and for always.

I feel like I left out an additional witty comment but forgot...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 05:49 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
i love lesbians, especially when they're all...

i love lesbians, especially when they're all like

http://i58.tinypic.com/1tv9kx.png

http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

or...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:53 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
and another shot. its amazing how i havent...

and another shot. its amazing how i havent vomited for feel like passing out yet.
sorry if i grossed you out with that first image,
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:17 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,220
Posted By Joshua Garcia
im not your clown, fggt.

im not your clown, fggt.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:16 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
and another shot.. ♫ and another one gone...

and another shot..


♫ and another one gone and another one gone another one bites the dust ♫

i love you all.

and madoka

i love you all and madoka,
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:14 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 338
Posted By Joshua Garcia
is the ts looking for some pebbles? I think i saw...

is the ts looking for some pebbles? I think i saw some down by the river
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:07 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,220
Posted By Joshua Garcia
no. you can't necrobump your own thread i done...

no. you can't necrobump your own thread i done reported you cuz you necrobumped your own thread like a stupid mother****king son of a moter******* b***** son of a b**** lil f****** shi******* piece...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 04:01 AM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 74,963
Posted By Joshua Garcia
skyy vodka. i bought a 1.75L + a 2L bottle of...

skyy vodka.

i bought a 1.75L + a 2L bottle of Minute Maid for $30 like 2 or 3 weeks ago and still have some, although the minute maid is gone.

I have like a quarter of the bottle left of Skyy.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:52 AM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 74,963
Posted By Joshua Garcia
i love you jay i just thought you should know...

i love you jay i just thought you should know that and this is not just the..... what..... 11th? shot of vodka i've had talking.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:50 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
oooooooooooook this is impossible to do alone. i...

oooooooooooook this is impossible to do alone. i didn't even manage to keep one sync plate mine for more than 10 seconds. And you have to keep 3. And that's the very first thing you have to do.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:32 AM
Replies: 6,905
Views: 63,392
Posted By Joshua Garcia
i took another shot btw. and now im doing that...

i took another shot btw.

and now im doing that one thing on destiny i forget what its called. somthing raid. queens raid. idk but im doing it.

oh no vault of glass that's what i meant yeah.

took...
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:27 AM
Replies: 15
Gp5
Views: 284
Posted By Joshua Garcia
i know hahahahahhhhahaha

i know hahahahahhhhahaha
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:26 AM
Replies: 15
Gp5
Views: 284
Posted By Joshua Garcia
At least I've had sex HAHAHAHAHAHRRKKKKK

At least I've had sex HAHAHAHAHAHRRKKKKK
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2014, 03:22 AM
Replies: 7,904
Views: 74,963
Posted By Joshua Garcia
This reminds me of I think it was Eastwinn's old...

This reminds me of I think it was Eastwinn's old manikin lady avatar.

I watched the whole darn episode.
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