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Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 11:17 AM
Replies: 87,647
Views: 807,497
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
No!! We need him so we can win the champions...

No!! We need him so we can win the champions league next season..
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 11:11 AM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
So.. what's the deal with airline meals anyway?

So.. what's the deal with airline meals anyway?
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Hmm geriatric penis... I've been 20 for 24 days...

Hmm geriatric penis... I've been 20 for 24 days now it's okay I guess
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 02:39 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
I did like that chapter in War and Peace were...

I did like that chapter in War and Peace were nudes were flying around the place...
Forum: The Pit 04-11-2014, 01:17 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Your moms help in that story was kinda sweet.

Your moms help in that story was kinda sweet.
Forum: The Pit 03-31-2014, 05:54 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,207
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
What the **** is this shit.... I was doing...

What the **** is this shit....

I was doing better before I figured out the rules.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,949
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
:haha: One day I'll be able to refer to myself in...

:haha: One day I'll be able to refer to myself in third person...
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,316
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
A rule against drastic hair cuts is silly but a...

A rule against drastic hair cuts is silly but a rule is a rule.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 07:31 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Well shit that settles it, no more **** for me.

Well shit that settles it, no more **** for me.
Forum: The Pit 03-22-2014, 10:06 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Reminds me, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and...

Reminds me, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and thinks I'm trying to boink his girlfriend it's too funny to correct him at the moment. On close your eyes and think of England.
Forum: The Pit 03-19-2014, 12:32 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 923
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Korea all other answers are racist and eurocentric

Korea all other answers are racist and eurocentric
Forum: The Pit 03-19-2014, 12:32 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Whenever I catch up with this thread it seems...

Whenever I catch up with this thread it seems like I'm walking into a hostage situation at a group therapy session.
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2014, 07:48 AM
Replies: 3,604
Views: 67,483
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
^ Yer I'm not sure what the defense is outside of...

^ Yer I'm not sure what the defense is outside of your measurement device is faulty.

If he is disqualified that means there should have been two Maclarens on the podium, which I'm pleased with.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 05:00 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,540
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Because we start drink at 18 and never stop. Ever.

Because we start drink at 18 and never stop. Ever.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 08:57 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
It could be worse Saint I have precisely that...

It could be worse Saint I have precisely that problem which has recently been reinforced by losing every bit of my hair. It could always be worse.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 3,604
Views: 67,483
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Holy crackers, I forgot Kobayashi is back! I...

Holy crackers, I forgot Kobayashi is back! I might actually pay attention to the back this year.

Can barely wait for sunday.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 01:16 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Anti depressants aren't typically that easy to...

Anti depressants aren't typically that easy to overdose on, he might be fine.
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2014, 09:49 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
I wouldn't go as far as nothing for me but I get...

I wouldn't go as far as nothing for me but I get ya, giving them is more fun.
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2014, 03:45 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,089
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Holy **** :haha: There was the Scottish design...

Holy **** :haha:

There was the Scottish design teacher who everyone thought was a drunk and looking back he might well have been.

Not many sex rumours ones, I went to an all male school.
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2014, 02:02 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 3,384
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Absolutely not. (Unless my partner bothers me...

Absolutely not.

(Unless my partner bothers me for long enough).
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2014, 07:25 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,516
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
48 give or take a few hours either side, I...

48 give or take a few hours either side, I thought it would help me finish work. I did finish it but it was utter dogshit.
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,148
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Ehh do it

Ehh do it
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,570
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Chicken and I can't have a phone call without...

Chicken and I can't have a phone call without saying 'sound lad'.

But I do okay beatle impressions so swings and roundabouts I guess
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 90,235
Views: 889,797
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
I hope that works out for you! I felt bad for a...

I hope that works out for you!

I felt bad for a while not long ago too, then it got better.
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2014, 03:09 PM
Replies: 3,604
Views: 67,483
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
It's about time they pulled their fingers out and...

It's about time they pulled their fingers out and got that shit signed and sealed.

(But seriously is bernie still allowed to make decisions?)
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 01-13-2014, 12:49 PM
Replies: 1,436
Views: 47,166
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
https://www.facebook.com/WherestheTimeGone If you...

https://www.facebook.com/WherestheTimeGone If you would be so kind. I'm going to go about 5 pages back getting y'all.
Forum: The Pit 11-17-2013, 12:31 PM
Replies: 4,915
Views: 85,400
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Unless Lotus is run by monkeys in suits chained...

Unless Lotus is run by monkeys in suits chained to laptops I imagine the agreement protects them to some degree if Infinity doesn't meet certain obligations such as coughing up the cash.

But if...
Forum: The Pit 11-17-2013, 11:16 AM
Replies: 4,915
Views: 85,400
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
I just came in here to check if the race had...

I just came in here to check if the race had started, the middle eastern con artists, tax dodging and Belgian involvement shit seems intriguing though.

How sure are we exactly this Ijaz guy isn't a...
Forum: The Pit 11-14-2013, 04:54 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 520
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
Not unless you count that time I fell asleep at a...

Not unless you count that time I fell asleep at a night club
Forum: Bandleading 10-14-2013, 02:17 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,132
Posted By Mr.DeadDuck
If you don't enjoy it there really isn't a way...

If you don't enjoy it there really isn't a way back from that. I would leave.
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