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Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 04:45 AM
Replies: 179
Views: 2,966
Posted By Zaphikh
Two examples of the word "bitch" being...

Two examples of the word "bitch" being used without any reference to gender:

"Hey asshole, that's one bitchin' car you've got there."

"Life's a bitch."
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2015, 06:19 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,265
Posted By Zaphikh
Slapping a Native's mug on the currency that...

Slapping a Native's mug on the currency that comes from a tribe of people that devastated their entire way of life is still insidiously humiliating. I doubt any pride can be drawn from knowing that...
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 07:19 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 4,107
Posted By Zaphikh
http://i.imgur.com/mIH9wel.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mIH9wel.gif
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 07:04 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,498
Posted By Zaphikh
Oh, I personally don't give a flying **** about...

Oh, I personally don't give a flying **** about the Confederate flag or what will become of its writhing legacy.


I just love little reminders that all life is gallows humor. :)
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 06:46 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,498
Posted By Zaphikh
Thumbs up :haha: Nailed it. :haha:

:haha: Nailed it.

:haha:
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 07:50 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,137
Posted By Zaphikh
Why.

Why.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 07:05 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,137
Posted By Zaphikh
Falsely loved. It's not an ideal scenario, but...

Falsely loved. It's not an ideal scenario, but it's the option that offers more peace of mind. The pangs of realizing you're being physically/emotionally/financially used are grim, but it sure as...
Forum: Tabs & Chords 06-21-2015, 01:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 203
Posted By Zaphikh
Even Flow

This is a looping melody that features a saxophone lead.
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2015, 06:34 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 916
Posted By Zaphikh
http://i.imgur.com/xMtDh.gif

http://i.imgur.com/xMtDh.gif
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2015, 09:38 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 1,774
Posted By Zaphikh
Kidney stones C2CaO4 Calcium oxalate Oxalic...

Kidney stones

C2CaO4
Calcium oxalate
Oxalic acid, calcium salt [1:1]

All acids taste sour.
Stone sour.
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2015, 06:18 PM
Replies: 220
Views: 4,447
Posted By Zaphikh
Thumbs up :haha: Tru dat... "I'm the one that's got...

:haha: Tru dat...


"I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to." - Jimi Hendrix


http://spotlight.samash.com/files/2014/09/LI468819-008.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2015, 06:05 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,047
Posted By Zaphikh
More often than not, I'm plastered when I post...

More often than not, I'm plastered when I post here.

Edit: To hell with your advertisement. Put it in your sig if you want it to last.
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2015, 10:02 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 762
Posted By Zaphikh
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http://replygif.net/i/100.gif
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2015, 07:48 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 882
Posted By Zaphikh
They are. Bunch o' suckas. :dance: 20 min...

They are. Bunch o' suckas.


:dance:

20 min battery life. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 06-01-2015, 08:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 539
Posted By Zaphikh
...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nCK4RR4Ayr0/U079yy8kRLI/AAAAAAAAIfs/35dlpjNW6Qs/s1600/nodding-my-head-like-yeah.gif
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:34 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
Pulls up a reddit thread with traces of...

Pulls up a reddit thread with traces of Carnivean66 from several months ago. Meh...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
You win this time...

You win this time...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IhnUgAaea4M/0.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IhnUgAaea4M/0.jpg
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
And now comes the immortalization of your second...

And now comes the immortalization of your second thoughts. Deal with it.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:08 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
:haha:

:haha:
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 08:03 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 961
Posted By Zaphikh
:haha: That's the nail in the coffin...

:haha: That's the nail in the coffin...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 07:50 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
It was an old Russian joke I heard from childhood...

It was an old Russian joke I heard from childhood that had a time to shine in the current moment, that's all. Russian was my first language, then English came around when I was 3-4 yrs old.

I was.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 07:44 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
Certainly. Less dicks to deal with.

Certainly. Less dicks to deal with.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 07:34 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
OH! Y'don't smoke? Y'don't drink? Good for...

OH!

Y'don't smoke? Y'don't drink? Good for you.
You'll go to the grave healthy.

:dance:
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 07:22 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
Drugs.

Drugs.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
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http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx64/mu51cman/clint-eastwood-nodding_zps733d392c.gif
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 06:42 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 882
Posted By Zaphikh
Not gonna lie, none of this impresses me at all....

Not gonna lie, none of this impresses me at all. From a practical point of view this is simply a remote controlled helicopter (four rotor wing extensions) with a camera slapped on it. Big ****in'...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 05:52 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,243
Posted By Zaphikh
http://i.imgur.com/LrWZaTy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LrWZaTy.jpg
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 05:18 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
lol.

lol.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,221
Posted By Zaphikh
If it rots and dies, then that's its own problem,...

If it rots and dies, then that's its own problem, I've got a lot of shit to do in this life and if my dick pussies out then **** it.
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