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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:24 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i get it. ;) yeah, me too. except i'm gonna go...

i get it. ;)

yeah, me too. except i'm gonna go huddle outside my garage in the slush and freezing rain and hope my uncle doesn't come outside.

i hope my friend can hook me up this week. running...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:21 PM
Replies: 29,843
Views: 320,794
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i wish you had specified this before i laughed...

i wish you had specified this before i laughed because now i feel like an asshole.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:19 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,106
Posted By jakesmellspoo
okay, i don't like TS, but no one deserves to be...

okay, i don't like TS, but no one deserves to be subjected to BBT quotes.

the thing i hate the most about working in retail is i never know where anything is in the store during my first few weeks,...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:09 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
psh. 1st and 2nd specials were great. go watch...

psh. 1st and 2nd specials were great.

go watch hockey, or something canadian.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:06 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:haha: the only one i remember from the few...

:haha:

the only one i remember from the few episodes i've seen is when Abed and can't remember his name right now make the twitter account for the shit he says.

one was something like "Why are...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:03 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
did you not get the joke, or are you just...

did you not get the joke, or are you just throwing that out there?

not that i delivered the joke that well either.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:59 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i honestly didn't know about the backstage fist...

i honestly didn't know about the backstage fist fight he got into with Bill Murray until a few weeks ago.

you don't **** with the BM. :mad:

and his comments on the fight afterward: :haha:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:56 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
also, this thread immediately made me think of...

also, this thread immediately made me think of that Tosh joke from his one standup.

"I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual"

"I'm not honest, but you're interesting"
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:52 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:D really, read about him. because his...

:D

really, read about him. because his character on the show is definitely supposed to be a blatant stab at his own awfulness.

as far as i can tell, at least. i need to watch the show some more.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:49 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
wait, what? Chevy Chase = Pierce look up his...

wait, what?

Chevy Chase = Pierce

look up his long history of being an awful person.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:43 PM
Replies: 29,843
Views: 320,794
Posted By jakesmellspoo
my great great great great grandmother was a...

my great great great great grandmother was a Cherokee Princess.

not even joking, my grandfather has said and actually believes that bullshit.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:41 PM
Replies: 33,781
Views: 443,681
Posted By jakesmellspoo
you mean SteamOS? that was released right when...

you mean SteamOS? that was released right when they made the Steambox announcement.

It's Linux, so whichever games are Linux compatible.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:39 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
From what i've seen from Community, Chevy Chase...

From what i've seen from Community, Chevy Chase pretty much plays himself, so i'm frequently unsure if i should be laughing or appalled by the things he says.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:35 PM
Replies: 29,843
Views: 320,794
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i don't have a PhD, but i think i could write a...

i don't have a PhD, but i think i could write a pretty good book about how to be a white person that doesn't suck.

it'll be called Hey White People, Stop Sucking Please

Chapter 1: Seeing Brown...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:29 PM
Replies: 33,781
Views: 443,681
Posted By jakesmellspoo
November for Steam Machines? weren't they...

November for Steam Machines? weren't they supposed to be out already?

i'm just hoping they're still gonna have a low-end/budget option for me.

playing games on this shit laptop should have killed...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:26 PM
Replies: 29,843
Views: 320,794
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:haha: wut? :haha:

:haha:

wut?

:haha:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:16 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
is fire hot? is ice cold? does the wind...

is fire hot?
is ice cold?
does the wind blow?

:daisy:

ok, for a serious answer: i've just experienced a lot of people talking about and practicing "spiritual" things to be very haughty and...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:04 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
hippie shit i mean, let's just call it what it...

hippie shit

i mean, let's just call it what it is.

:daisy:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:01 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 834
Posted By jakesmellspoo
hearing "spiritual" and all other forms...

hearing "spiritual" and all other forms of the word make me immediately stop listening to whatever a person's saying.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:58 PM
Replies: 29,843
Views: 320,794
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i swear, the next time i see my grandfather...

i swear, the next time i see my grandfather making chicken or some other raw meat and not following proper food safety guidelines, i'm throwing all the meat in the garbage and blocking off the...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:28 PM
Replies: 33,781
Views: 443,681
Posted By jakesmellspoo
ugh. i don't think i'm eating any kind of meat...

ugh.

i don't think i'm eating any kind of meat my grandfather prepares anymore. not even basic/common sense food safety with him.

be back later. gonna go take a shit on his pillow.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:26 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
k cool. :y: i'm not feeling too hot right now...

k cool. :y:

i'm not feeling too hot right now and i think i just dickposted a few times so i should probably get off the computer so i don't act like an asshole to everyone.

:wavey:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:23 PM
Replies: 33,781
Views: 443,681
Posted By jakesmellspoo
it comes up every month or so and lasts 2...

it comes up every month or so and lasts 2 pages.

is your memory/attention span that bad where "20 posts ago" is a long time?

i ate some bad food and everything's annoying me right now.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:20 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
oho, well i'm so sorry! am i out of the cool...

oho, well i'm so sorry!

am i out of the cool club now?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:12 PM
Replies: 33,781
Views: 443,681
Posted By jakesmellspoo
are you guys still doing the shit on the...

are you guys still doing the shit on the Half-Life games thing?

find something new to not like. HL2 is over 10 years old. you're not exactly breaking new ground. :o
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:05 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'd like to give Community and those other NBC or...

i'd like to give Community and those other NBC or whatever network shows a decent try someday. Community has made me laugh a few times when i happened to watch a rerun on comedy central.

Parks & Rec...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:11 PM
Replies: 27,089
Views: 304,023
Posted By jakesmellspoo
too bad the Sopranos ended terribly. :(

too bad the Sopranos ended terribly. :(
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:08 PM
Replies: 4,337
Views: 58,779
Posted By jakesmellspoo
hmm... i just haven't had any luck on those. for...

hmm...

i just haven't had any luck on those. for Absol i had a whole team of super effective ones, but i still barely beat the clock. they're "super effective" but they don't really do great...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:03 PM
Replies: 4,337
Views: 58,779
Posted By jakesmellspoo
what level support Pokes did you use though?

what level support Pokes did you use though?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:01 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,106
Posted By jakesmellspoo
for realz. the job i just started about a month...

for realz.

the job i just started about a month ago isn't great, but i'm getting paid.

kind of annoying that i still had everyone in my department asking if i hated it yet at the end of my second...
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