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Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 06:29 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,205
Posted By BeefWellington
This year SUCKED. Where was the stupidity? The...

This year SUCKED. Where was the stupidity? The outrageous, pointlessly silly acts from countries who clearly just don't care?


Hmph.



You, good sir, are a dead man walking.
Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 04:10 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,039
Posted By BeefWellington
Ok, screw my post, this guy is a ****.

Ok, screw my post, this guy is a ****.
Forum: The Pit 05-18-2013, 04:05 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,039
Posted By BeefWellington
Drunk in a club, I was at that weird stage where...

Drunk in a club, I was at that weird stage where you're on the precipice of memory loss. Every now and then I'd come to and I'd have no idea where I was. Well, one time in a sudden fit of sobriety I...
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 05:53 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,205
Posted By BeefWellington
I want to kick him in the crotch really hard and...

I want to kick him in the crotch really hard and see if he can make any dog's head explode.
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 08:05 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 2,514
Posted By BeefWellington
*standard post telling you morons to pack this...

*standard post telling you morons to pack this shit in because it's stupid*
Forum: The Pit 05-14-2013, 07:35 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 4,426
Posted By BeefWellington
Bump. We have nudity.

Bump.


We have nudity.
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 07:47 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,195
Posted By BeefWellington
I have no idea whether or not I'm supposed to...

I have no idea whether or not I'm supposed to have this erection or not.
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 04:15 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,434
Posted By BeefWellington
I wouldn't know, I've never been rejected.

I wouldn't know, I've never been rejected.
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 09:06 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,853
Posted By BeefWellington
I think the real question here is "why the...

I think the real question here is "why the **** do you care?".
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 08:40 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,195
Posted By BeefWellington
I regularly throw it in the washing machine on a...

I regularly throw it in the washing machine on a high spin. Clears the shit out nicely.

The only problem is when it shrinks sometimes.
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 07:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 421
Posted By BeefWellington
It can only be played in the key of MASS MURDER...

It can only be played in the key of MASS MURDER INDUCINGLY ANNOYING major.
Forum: The Pit 05-11-2013, 09:43 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,228
Posted By BeefWellington
Well this took me substantially less time than I...

Well this took me substantially less time than I anticipated.

https://soundcloud.com/lambshankisbetter/bite-my-tongue-you-me-at-six
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 03:42 PM
Replies: 219
Poll: Self Image
Views: 4,103
Posted By BeefWellington
I'm not particularly unattractive, but I'm not...

I'm not particularly unattractive, but I'm not particularly attractive either. I'm a solid 5/10. Wouldn't ever get a second glance. Hell, I doubt I even get a first glance.

And quite frankly, I like...
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 01:45 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,228
Posted By BeefWellington
If it's not too late, stick me down for Bite My...

If it's not too late, stick me down for Bite My Tongue - You Me at Six, guitar, easy.
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 05:54 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,549
Posted By BeefWellington
**** Her Gently - Tenacious D

**** Her Gently - Tenacious D
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 05:51 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,019
Posted By BeefWellington
What's black, white and laughing? ... ... The...

What's black, white and laughing?

...

...


The penguin who killed him.
Forum: The Pit 05-01-2013, 06:41 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 684
Posted By BeefWellington
This. Simultaneously. Taste the REAL...

This. Simultaneously. Taste the REAL mother****ing rainbow.
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 01:54 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 5,949
Posted By BeefWellington
Piss off and have sex with more animals, you...

Piss off and have sex with more animals, you jaded, mentally deficient dipshit.


****.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2013, 08:32 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 563
Posted By BeefWellington
How about "no"?

How about "no"?
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 07:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 298
Posted By BeefWellington
...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18440785.jpg



Thank you. One does one's best.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 07:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 298
Posted By BeefWellington
Holy shit I only just saw this. Thanks guys!...

Holy shit I only just saw this. Thanks guys! :cheers:



The 3 points were more than enough. :D
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 07:33 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,501
Posted By BeefWellington
Somebody lobotomise this guy. He shouldn't be...

Somebody lobotomise this guy. He shouldn't be allowed to think anymore.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 02:09 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,283
Posted By BeefWellington
Welcome to the Pit. You bloody fool.

Welcome to the Pit.

You bloody fool.
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 3,528
Posted By BeefWellington
Get over it, TS, you colossal twat.

Get over it, TS, you colossal twat.
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 224
Posted By BeefWellington
Well shit. I guess there's no point in even going...

Well shit. I guess there's no point in even going to see it anymore.


Fak u TS
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 10:58 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,908
Posted By BeefWellington
Because God forbid we should just let stupid...

Because God forbid we should just let stupid people die.
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2013, 09:12 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,705
Posted By BeefWellington
I think it's rare for people in general to be...

I think it's rare for people in general to be intelligent, these days.
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2013, 04:35 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 2,569
Posted By BeefWellington
I'm 21 in 4 days. It thought I was 29. From what...

I'm 21 in 4 days. It thought I was 29. From what I've seen it seems to restrict its guesses to the years between 29-34.


This is broken. Very broken.
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 603
Posted By BeefWellington
Dat nigga's duller that a bag of busted...

Dat nigga's duller that a bag of busted lightbulbs.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2013, 12:37 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,650
Posted By BeefWellington
Have even louder sex in the room next to them...

Have even louder sex in the room next to them when they get going. Turn it into a competition.
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