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Forum: The Pit 09-26-2013, 06:12 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,272
Posted By 剣 斧 血
No, it was just an ordinary looking guy. :haha:

No, it was just an ordinary looking guy. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 09-26-2013, 05:48 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,272
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Weirdest thing seen/heard/done at a urinal?

To kick off, one time I had just initiated what would be rather a long leak as another man walked over to a urinal nearby. He unzipped and spoke to his penis. "I've only got 10 minutes! Let's rock n...
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2013, 04:39 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 880
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Apart from playing Devil's Advocate would mean...

Apart from playing Devil's Advocate would mean that you oppose what they say in order to strike up or maintain debate on the subject, even if you don't necessarily take that view point. Which I...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 08-30-2013, 06:17 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 485
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Like the lyrics. I would like the music too, I...

Like the lyrics. I would like the music too, I enjoy discordant sounding songs, but I find your voice and the music to be too different in pitch for it to be enjoyable in my opinion. :shrug:
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 08-30-2013, 06:07 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 399
Posted By 剣 斧 血
I like it, especially the ending. However, in the...

I like it, especially the ending. However, in the stanza...

I was the father of a chosen race (1)
My kingdom I burned down, I didn't know my place (2)
Strike my heel and I will crush your head...
Forum: The Pit 08-23-2013, 04:42 PM
Replies: 224
Views: 2,979
Posted By 剣 斧 血
One of my mates has a pitbull, he left it with...

One of my mates has a pitbull, he left it with another one of our friends while he went away for a week. Said friend trained it to not bite people as much and sit. Within two days of being with the...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics Contests 08-18-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 392
Posted By 剣 斧 血
You did it again, not multiple choice...

You did it again, not multiple choice...
Forum: The Pit 08-16-2013, 05:52 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,913
Posted By 剣 斧 血
I'm off to Warwick :p:

I'm off to Warwick :p:
Forum: The Pit 08-15-2013, 03:12 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,913
Posted By 剣 斧 血
****ING WARWICK ****ING YEAH ****ING WAIT- what?...

****ING WARWICK ****ING YEAH ****ING WAIT- what? :wtf:
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2013, 04:12 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,913
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Nice, I hope neither of us have to go through...

Nice, I hope neither of us have to go through clearing :five:
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2013, 03:59 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,913
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Physics, the four year course. Did physics, maths...

Physics, the four year course. Did physics, maths and chemistry A-levels. You?
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2013, 03:53 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,913
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Need A*AA to get into Warwick or AAB for Bristol,...

Need A*AA to get into Warwick or AAB for Bristol, reckon I'm facing down BBB as my most likely result :haha: I'm shitting a ****ing house.
Forum: The Pit 08-13-2013, 05:45 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,932
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Recently I dreamt that my girlfriend was...

Recently I dreamt that my girlfriend was babysitting. But to look after the baby it went into the body and made her have it's head as a second head coming out of her neck. It was also attached to the...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 08-13-2013, 05:30 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 198
Posted By 剣 斧 血
I, anathema

Families together, estranged
With deranged expressions of frail love
Real to the eye; like a vacuous claim to knowledge
Yet it goes on
Each argument ends
Only at the start of the next
Remaining calm...
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2013, 11:53 AM
Replies: 271
Views: 9,825
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Dude, I was taking the piss...

Dude, I was taking the piss...
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2013, 04:22 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 9,825
Posted By 剣 斧 血
TS, whack one off and pop a little blue triangle...

TS, whack one off and pop a little blue triangle before you go. Wouldn't want to fill the pastry too quickly, right? ;)
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2013, 03:58 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,853
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Some girl mounted me on a big tyre swing in the...

Some girl mounted me on a big tyre swing in the park, then later tried pushing me down onto this little hill thing. She'd been a bit weird liking my friend and then deciding she liked me and other...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics Contests 08-06-2013, 07:51 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 354
Posted By 剣 斧 血
The difference in views between the two threads...

The difference in views between the two threads in huge :haha:
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 07-29-2013, 05:07 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 434
Posted By 剣 斧 血
I'll keep those suggestions in mind if I go over...

I'll keep those suggestions in mind if I go over it again. Although, I usually never rhyme because I'm just plain terrible at it. :haha:
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics Contests 07-25-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 689
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Where do I put my piece when it's ready?

Where do I put my piece when it's ready?
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 3,638
Posted By 剣 斧 血
German monarchy or something.

German monarchy or something.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics Contests 07-13-2013, 01:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 689
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Inside

Inside
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 07-11-2013, 06:05 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 434
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Eyeless

Speak and no one hears,
everyone is a bystander
I hear your thoughts
"Someone else will help, I'll just stride on"
And on you go
Dressed as a relentless beast of your society
Trailing apathy in your...
Forum: The Pit 07-06-2013, 04:05 PM
Replies: 40,206
Views: 493,174
Posted By 剣 斧 血
FFXIV beta test anyone?

FFXIV beta test anyone?
Forum: The Pit 07-05-2013, 04:36 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,658
Posted By 剣 斧 血
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Forum: The Pit 05-23-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 672
Views: 11,759
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Nah, if they feel really upset they self-immolate.

Nah, if they feel really upset they self-immolate.
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-31-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 253
Posted By 剣 斧 血
Witness

Watch the idiot
Watch the coward
Look on in faint interest, unseeing
Strained words placed on paper you never see
Anxious breathing unheard
Miserable loss of opportunity
Look questioningly on the...
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 88
Poll: Ass hair
Views: 2,387
Posted By 剣 斧 血
My arse-beard rivals Odin's. Why have I got this...

My arse-beard rivals Odin's. Why have I got this but no facial hair? :(
Forum: The Pit 11-30-2012, 01:13 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,739
Posted By 剣 斧 血
It is scrota, though 'scrotums' appears to be...

It is scrota, though 'scrotums' appears to be acceptable according to some dictionaries. Learn something new every day.
Forum: The Pit 11-30-2012, 01:07 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,739
Posted By 剣 斧 血
You'll likely get men. Big, hairy men with...

You'll likely get men. Big, hairy men with scrotums wrinkled like sun maid raisins.

Also from this I've learnt from my spellchecker on chrome, that 'scrotums' apparently isn't a word. I must now...
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