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Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 03:01 AM
Replies: 362
Views: 20,060
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Maybe I worded that poorly, I wasn't really mean...

Maybe I worded that poorly, I wasn't really mean to her, I just wasnt nice, and it was pretty mutual she was probably meaner to me, but it was one of thos things I didn't know until I was told it by...
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 02:41 AM
Replies: 362
Views: 20,060
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Funny story, had to sit beside a fat girl in...

Funny story, had to sit beside a fat girl in grade 8, made fun of her so much she cried every single day in the bathroom... maybe its only funny to me...
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 02:34 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 4,083
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
alone, I want my death to be something I can...

alone, I want my death to be something I can share with the world :)
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 02:28 AM
Replies: 1,677
Views: 17,331
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
You get the only genius male pornstar who's...

You get the only genius male pornstar who's paralyzed from the the neck down.
STEVEN COCKINGS!!!
*inserts penis*
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,623
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I don't need to watch porn, I make it as the only...

I don't need to watch porn, I make it as the only genius pornstar who's paralyzed from the neck down I'm Steven Cockings.
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2008, 12:39 AM
Replies: 362
Views: 20,060
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
All you guys are/have such interesting weird...

All you guys are/have such interesting weird kids... All I have is an anorexic gay kid who straightens his hair... :sad:
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-28-2008, 07:42 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 11,520
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I use my dads 21 year old RG550

I use my dads 21 year old RG550
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 07-27-2008, 01:14 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 319
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I have a vizsla!!! It sounds fantastic.

I have a vizsla!!!
It sounds fantastic.
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2008, 03:16 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 4,384
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I once had a 2 couric poop, nothing as big as...

I once had a 2 couric poop, nothing as big as bono though
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2008, 02:51 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 983
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
you don't even know how to embelish a story!!!...

you don't even know how to embelish a story!!! Next time you talk about it, it was a foxy female cop, and she didn't ask you to come out, she got in.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2008, 02:39 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 4,546
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
dont give him any advice, wait until he fails to...

dont give him any advice, wait until he fails to teach her, she leaves, I teach her and get the sexy time. :)
and derrick comedy rocks.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2008, 02:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 306
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
What I'm saying is when people leave out that...

What I'm saying is when people leave out that little s they are saying there is only one kind of tone and one insturment has more of it than another.
p.s. upon reading my rant again it seems i got ia...
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2008, 02:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 306
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
More Tone???

Maybe I'm just a douchebag, I don't know, I'm no vaginal cleaning device expert, but when I see or hear someone say one insturment has more tone than another insturment I want to craft a makeshift...
Forum: Metal 07-24-2008, 12:56 AM
Replies: 795
Views: 15,227
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Protest the Hero.

Protest the Hero.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2008, 06:25 PM
Replies: 722
Views: 7,500
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Protest Thhhhhee herop protest the hero

Protest Thhhhhee herop

protest the hero
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2008, 05:05 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 560
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
buy a pinata, poop in it, give it to a small child

buy a pinata, poop in it, give it to a small child
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2008, 12:45 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,355
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I can speak english and a little french because...

I can speak english and a little french because thats how canada does things
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,355
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I con almest speek englesh so 1

I con almest speek englesh
so 1
Forum: Tab Talk 07-21-2008, 11:20 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,156
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
smells like teen spirit

smells like teen spirit
Forum: Musician Talk 07-21-2008, 06:54 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 816
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
turn soonest to the sea by protest the hero

turn soonest to the sea by protest the hero
Forum: Guitar Techniques 07-21-2008, 02:59 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 414
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
He's right, When I was around 8 I started taking...

He's right, When I was around 8 I started taking lessons and I didn't like them until I actually learned songs I recognized then I wanted to go, but that was after my dad stopped taking me for not...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2008, 02:38 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,331
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Im 5'5 and mine are 8 inches

Im 5'5 and mine are 8 inches
Forum: Classic Rock 07-20-2008, 01:07 PM
Replies: 1,211
Views: 14,338
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Jimmy Page - 87 HEAL Eric Clapton - 48 Jimmy...

Jimmy Page - 87 HEAL
Eric Clapton - 48
Jimmy Hendrix - 80
Brian May - 57
Pete Townsend - 54 HURT
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-18-2008, 09:53 PM
Replies: 733
Views: 41,632
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I'm probably going to get this...

I'm probably going to get this one...
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Gibson-Les-Paul-Vintage-Mahogany-Electric-Guitar?sku=517536
It seems to be what I'm looking for. Going to see if a local...
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-16-2008, 03:33 PM
Replies: 733
Views: 41,632
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Username:ThePrisonGaurd Price Range:500-1000$...

Username:ThePrisonGaurd

Price Range:500-1000$ (will go over if I feel its worth it)

Bands I like: Led Zeppelin - Dream Theater is the lightest to heaviest of the spectrum

What I Want: electric...
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-14-2008, 08:37 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 480
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
I dont know, sounds like a tumor to me...

I dont know, sounds like a tumor to me...
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-14-2008, 07:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 227
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
drop tuning is fine you just might have to retune...

drop tuning is fine you just might have to retune the other strings becase of the tension change
Forum: Bands & Artists 07-14-2008, 07:11 PM
Replies: 372
Views: 12,071
Posted By ThePrisonGaurd
Ya, Black Stone Cherry rocks! I gotta go with...

Ya, Black Stone Cherry rocks!
I gotta go with Protest The Hero, a lot of people bitch about the vocals but I like them.
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