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Forum: The Pit 06-03-2014, 04:01 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,185
Posted By SpanishYanez
#SlashForSlendy Twitter sure helps weed out...

#SlashForSlendy


Twitter sure helps weed out the stupid people.
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,741
Posted By SpanishYanez
This past year so far. My girlfriend on numerous...

This past year so far. My girlfriend on numerous occasions, my stripper friend on numerous occasions, my 2 coworkers every once in a while but sorta numerous occasions.




I don't see it as harmful...
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2014, 03:54 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 866
Posted By SpanishYanez
Used to do that over the sea kind of stuff. Was...

Used to do that over the sea kind of stuff.

Was going good until I go on Skype with her and she had to go and clean her place up a bit. She forgot the laptop was still on when the guy knocked on...
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2014, 03:42 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,163
Posted By SpanishYanez
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http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/638x425/1786023.jpg

Jokes on you TS, I don't even know who the niggas you be talkin dem glock bustin words about.
Forum: The Pit 03-18-2014, 03:41 PM
Replies: 6,414
Views: 122,954
Posted By SpanishYanez
I personally would slap the dogsh*t out of that...

I personally would slap the dogsh*t out of that b*tch for even trying to think for one minute that she could walk all over me like that. You can go the easy way and find you another person that can...
Forum: The Pit 03-18-2014, 03:30 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,863
Posted By SpanishYanez
I brush my hair everyday, tie it back and cover...

I brush my hair everyday, tie it back and cover it with a bandana.

Wash it when I shower with that fancy shit that makes b*tches envy it and let them grab it, pull it, and all that kinky shit.

I...
Forum: The Pit 02-20-2014, 11:11 AM
Replies: 6,414
Views: 122,954
Posted By SpanishYanez
To whoever the nigga is that wants to be with a...

To whoever the nigga is that wants to be with a 15 year old.

I'm gonna give you advice from personal experience that I went through. I once dated a girl who, at the time, just turned 16 and yeah it...
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2013, 11:52 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 598
Posted By SpanishYanez
TS I've been through the same thing, currently I...

TS I've been through the same thing, currently I play guitar for like 30 minutes to 45 minutes every other month or more. Lately I just been into other forms of music like rap and just been busy with...
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2013, 04:15 AM
Replies: 13,042
Views: 493,484
Posted By SpanishYanez
He had an accident with a cuthroat razor. I...

He had an accident with a cuthroat razor.






I tried but let's just say I spilled the beans in the process :confused:
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2013, 03:28 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 790
Posted By SpanishYanez
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE Let's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

Let's just all decide for TS and say it's this f*cking song and call it a night/morning.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2013, 03:19 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,289
Posted By SpanishYanez
Not your fetal alcohol syndrome ass.

Not your fetal alcohol syndrome ass.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2013, 01:04 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 780
Posted By SpanishYanez
How in the hell does a motherf*cker smash his...

How in the hell does a motherf*cker smash his feet into a multiplication problem?
Forum: The Pit 12-07-2013, 12:35 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,186
Posted By SpanishYanez
I used to go to parties with people like that....

I used to go to parties with people like that. Now I drink in stripclubs.
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 11:35 PM
Replies: 241
Views: 3,022
Posted By SpanishYanez
You'd be surprised what a good 1,500 USD and the...

You'd be surprised what a good 1,500 USD and the willpower to go out and do something social can do. I f*cking loved it and was making sure that the past months was like a Jay Z music video.


Since...
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 11:08 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 9,340
Posted By SpanishYanez
^Agree'd

^Agree'd
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 11:06 PM
Replies: 241
Views: 3,022
Posted By SpanishYanez
I've been at work, then got a girlfriend, then...

I've been at work, then got a girlfriend, then was seeing a stripper, and then a lot of drama with that shit and just basically been drinking and f*cking around. Decided to come on here after I sorta...
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 11:00 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 9,340
Posted By SpanishYanez
I'm a fairly social guy.

I'm a fairly social guy.
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 10:58 PM
Replies: 241
Views: 3,022
Posted By SpanishYanez
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http://www.balisongcollector.com/auctions/pc6.JPG
This is my blade. Easy concealment and easy to flip open.
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 10:09 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,890
Posted By SpanishYanez
Corona when I am at a stripclub or club because...

Corona when I am at a stripclub or club because the ones in my area don't have a good selection.

Left Hand Milk stout when I am at a place with good beer selection.
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,871
Posted By SpanishYanez
Aight cuz here's what you need to do. What you...

Aight cuz here's what you need to do. What you need to do is give this lil nigga a reason as to why he shouldn't feel at home at your home. What I mean by that is making him feel as uncomfortable as...
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 09:38 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 9,340
Posted By SpanishYanez
When you met the pornstar from your area and...

When you met the pornstar from your area and somehow manage to get her to talk (since there was not many people in the sex store for her appearance) about how the business is something she despises...
Forum: The Pit 10-07-2013, 09:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 633
Posted By SpanishYanez
2003 called...

2003 called...
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2013, 10:43 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 2,511
Posted By SpanishYanez
Usually when I wake up in the morning I take a...

Usually when I wake up in the morning I take a piss with the seat down and whatever piss bits that is left on the seat, I wipe off with my boots while I bust my grove to this...
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2013, 10:14 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 1,827
Posted By SpanishYanez
I prefer to play street craps behind the drive...

I prefer to play street craps behind the drive thru menu. Seen so many people get kicked in because they kept hustlin.
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2013, 12:42 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 2,504
Posted By SpanishYanez
129 with 3 mistakes. Holy hell did typing out...

129 with 3 mistakes. Holy hell did typing out links to pornos in the dark pay off.
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2013, 11:10 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 2,990
Posted By SpanishYanez
1998 Chevrolet Lumina with a blown head gasket,...

1998 Chevrolet Lumina with a blown head gasket, bad cat, and some other stuff. My dad didn't want to deal with it so I offered fix it up if I could have it and there that went. Head gasket blew again...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-30-2013, 08:21 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 309
Posted By SpanishYanez
Sounds too good to be true, to be honest. Just...

Sounds too good to be true, to be honest. Just make sure you get what you are told bud.
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 10:22 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,915
Posted By SpanishYanez
Maybe the woman was offended because the advert...

Maybe the woman was offended because the advert was showing a poor representation of America. The fact that the guy has a new Hyundai and is suicidal can only mean one thing, he could not afford to...
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2012, 11:57 PM
Replies: 262
Views: 3,906
Posted By SpanishYanez
You took that from my Facebook you dick.

You took that from my Facebook you dick.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2012, 10:16 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,716
Posted By SpanishYanez
Served 9 months in state just cuz I threatened to...

Served 9 months in state just cuz I threatened to kill a person so I guess once.
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