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Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 898
Posted By Green_Jelly
Besides working on farms I guess my real first...

Besides working on farms I guess my real first job was as a cashier. I quite liked it actually, although the pay was shit. After college (biotech) I plan on selling my soul to big pharma.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 11:23 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,301
Posted By Green_Jelly
You mean "their"?

You mean "their"?
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 11:17 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,173
Posted By Green_Jelly
You should try blasting classical music.

You should try blasting classical music.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 11:16 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 122
Posted By Green_Jelly
Masturbate. With your right hand, obviously.

Masturbate. With your right hand, obviously.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 11:14 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 499
Posted By Green_Jelly
What the hell is "wrong culture"? At...

What the hell is "wrong culture"? At least he acknowledges that molestation is a problem.
Forum: Electric Guitar 07-04-2014, 11:09 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 847
Posted By Green_Jelly
Locking trem systems and neck heaviness are...

Locking trem systems and neck heaviness are definitely dealbreakers for me. I switch tunings all the time and I don't have a use for a tremolo.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 08:04 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,173
Posted By Green_Jelly
I once accidentally shot a butterfly in half with...

I once accidentally shot a butterfly in half with a BB gun. Radical stuff.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:54 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,074
Posted By Green_Jelly
Wanna fly my broomstick?

Wanna fly my broomstick?
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:50 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,074
Posted By Green_Jelly
Deaaad giveaway.

Deaaad giveaway.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,742
Posted By Green_Jelly
It's good to see some things haven't changed in...

It's good to see some things haven't changed in The Pit since I last came here. Are we still bashing Avenged Sevenfold as well? :D
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:38 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,074
Posted By Green_Jelly
Maybe I've watched too many shitty American...

Maybe I've watched too many shitty American reality shows, but this sounds like some pedo witch hunt sting operation.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:36 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 655
Posted By Green_Jelly
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Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:34 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,243
Posted By Green_Jelly
I generally consider it their loss if they decide...

I generally consider it their loss if they decide to deprive themselves of my wit and brilliant insights. :o
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 367
Posted By Green_Jelly
^ :haha: :haha: :haha: Seriously, I had no...

^ :haha: :haha: :haha:

Seriously, I had no idea there was still such a thing as Myspace.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 2,298
Posted By Green_Jelly
The shittiest job I had so far basically boiled...

The shittiest job I had so far basically boiled down to taking steaming hot deep fried sausages from a belt and putting them on carts. Nobody spoke my language decently and I only got an apron and...
Forum: The Pit 03-08-2013, 12:59 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 984
Posted By Green_Jelly
Exact same situation here. I couldn't stand the...

Exact same situation here. I couldn't stand the smell or look for about half a year. Diarrhea, throwing up, mild fever. I've been very anal about cooking food since.
Forum: The Pit 03-24-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,148
Posted By Green_Jelly
This. I also used to think the radio was filled...

This. I also used to think the radio was filled with people's heads, talking and singing.
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2011, 05:14 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 466
Posted By Green_Jelly
How is a trebuchet not a weapon?

How is a trebuchet not a weapon?
Forum: The Pit 02-19-2011, 03:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,554
Posted By Green_Jelly
I'd love to take pictures there.

I'd love to take pictures there.
Forum: Electric Guitar 02-19-2011, 07:17 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 309
Posted By Green_Jelly
Check out the Danelectro reissues. They make for...

Check out the Danelectro reissues. They make for great slide guitars.
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2011, 02:55 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,268
Posted By Green_Jelly
You still pronounce 'duct tape' as 'duck tape'...

You still pronounce 'duct tape' as 'duck tape' because of phonetic assimilation. :)
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 02-15-2011, 03:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 420
Posted By Green_Jelly
Those "ghost players" would still need...

Those "ghost players" would still need a rig, wouldn't they?
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2011, 10:17 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 369
Posted By Green_Jelly
This.

This.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2011, 07:08 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,681
Posted By Green_Jelly
So wrong, yet so awesome.

So wrong, yet so awesome.
Forum: The Pit 02-02-2011, 10:57 AM
Replies: 652
Views: 9,353
Posted By Green_Jelly
Don't forget about Buiten De Zone. ...

Don't forget about Buiten De Zone. :D

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Forum: The Pit 01-31-2011, 08:27 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,795
Posted By Green_Jelly
+1 I love the lighting on this one. I can...

+1

I love the lighting on this one. I can almost hear him purring. :o
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2011, 06:30 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,795
Posted By Green_Jelly
He looks like one laidback motherf*cker. :cool:

He looks like one laidback motherf*cker. :cool:
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2011, 05:58 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,795
Posted By Green_Jelly
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Cats are absolutely awesome. Here's one of mine. She's about seven months old. I live on a farm, so I've had cats as pets for as long as I...
Forum: Electric Guitar 01-17-2011, 02:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 635
Posted By Green_Jelly
Lower the gain and practice with a metronome.

Lower the gain and practice with a metronome.
Forum: The Pit 01-16-2011, 07:04 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,333
Posted By Green_Jelly
We're pretty tall indeed. I'm 1.89m myself, but I...

We're pretty tall indeed. I'm 1.89m myself, but I don't know exactly how much that is in your imperial mumbo jumbo. :p:
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