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Forum: Metal 01-07-2014, 04:22 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 494
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I steal mine from my friends.

I steal mine from my friends.
Forum: Site Suggestions 01-07-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 380
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
The quick answer is, no. But an easy solution is...

The quick answer is, no.

But an easy solution is to just create a new profile with the name you want.

That should take care of your problem.
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2014, 04:03 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 478
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Just get your lazy ass out of bed and start doing...

Just get your lazy ass out of bed and start doing what you have to do.
Forum: Tab Talk 01-07-2014, 01:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 326
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Cut one of your fingers off of your picking hand...

Cut one of your fingers off of your picking hand and glue it on your fretting hand.

Make sure you use a middle or index finger because they are longer.

That should solve your problems.

I'm glad I...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 01-06-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 340
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Trade the Les Paul for a Strat. Trade the...

Trade the Les Paul for a Strat.

Trade the Marshall for a Fender.

There you have it.

You are welcome.

Next question, please.
Forum: Electric Guitar 01-06-2014, 07:17 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 514
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Mexicans only play those huge, big body guitars...

Mexicans only play those huge, big body guitars that look cool when you have on a sombrero.

So, it only makes sense that is the only thing they make there.

La cucaracha....

La Bamba...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2014, 12:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 666
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
What's really messed up is that I had him in last...

What's really messed up is that I had him in last years Death Pool and decided not to take him again this year.

Oh well, at his age he wasn't really worth may points anyways.

I took Ellen DeGeneres...
Forum: New Members Q&A Forum 01-04-2014, 12:44 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 518
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Capricci Di Diablo by Yngwie Malmsteen is good...

Capricci Di Diablo by Yngwie Malmsteen is good for a beginner to strum along with.

Of course, Eruption is a great Tele kind of jam. You just gotta really bend that neck to substitute the whammy...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2013, 03:46 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 965
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Well, now 32 of your coworkers now know you're...

Well, now 32 of your coworkers now know you're gay.

That's ok though.

Whatever makes you happy. Who are we, or anyone else, to judge?
Forum: Electric Guitar 12-31-2013, 02:08 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 464
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
pups = pickups

pups = pickups
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2013, 07:36 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 418
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I thought this was about the show...

I thought this was about the show "Shameless."

That's a really good show.

The American version with William H. Macy, not the British version.

Anyways, what was the question again?
Forum: Electric Guitar 12-28-2013, 11:06 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 446
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
You will go to prison if you purchase that...

You will go to prison if you purchase that guitar.

Say hello to Bubba.
Forum: The Pit 12-28-2013, 10:54 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 2,897
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Sorry TS, your pathetic-ness just bleeds through...

Sorry TS, your pathetic-ness just bleeds through in everything you do.

Try getting yourself a prostitute.

Pay up, sucka.
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2013, 10:02 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,571
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I will teach you how to play the Crazy Train...

I will teach you how to play the Crazy Train intro.....for $10.
Forum: New Members Q&A Forum 12-17-2013, 10:00 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 605
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
You're millions of years old? Tell me what it...

You're millions of years old?

Tell me what it was like way back then.

Oh, and the answer to your first question is yes, use the 12s, it's ok.
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2013, 09:17 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,343
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I just threw up and spewed vomit out of my mouth...

I just threw up and spewed vomit out of my mouth and nose and got it on my keyboard.

Thanks.
Forum: Guitar Techniques 12-16-2013, 03:47 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 281
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Cut it off and try again.

Cut it off and try again.
Forum: The Pit 12-12-2013, 08:39 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 802
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Yes, this. The Lions will win this matchup.

Yes, this.

The Lions will win this matchup.
Forum: New Members Q&A Forum 12-10-2013, 10:56 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 274
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Mick Mars. Next question.

Mick Mars.

Next question.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2013, 09:00 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,384
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
My smartphone screen is so big that I sometimes...

My smartphone screen is so big that I sometimes have to use two hands to operate it.

#GalaxyNote2

#firstworldproblems
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 07:16 AM
Replies: 212
Views: 3,689
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I have absolutely no doubt that if I started this...

I have absolutely no doubt that if I started this thread, I would be logging in to the Forum of the Banned this morning.

That is all. Carry on.

Stay Classy.
Forum: The Pit 12-04-2013, 06:45 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 1,957
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I just ate six donuts. Now I will drop poo.

I just ate six donuts.

Now I will drop poo.
Forum: The Pit 12-03-2013, 01:20 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 940
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I love that clock. I think I am gonna get one...

I love that clock.

I think I am gonna get one for myself.
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 524
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
After hearing "Ice Ice Baby" back in...

After hearing "Ice Ice Baby" back in like '91, I was led to the song by Queen and David Bowie, "Under Pressure."

I think Vanilla ruined it for me.

I hate both of those songs.
Forum: Guitar Techniques 12-02-2013, 02:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 545
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
You'll be dead within the month. Time to write...

You'll be dead within the month.

Time to write one last riff.
Forum: Electric Guitar 12-02-2013, 01:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 550
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
The Fender Custom shop sells some nice beginner...

The Fender Custom shop sells some nice beginner stuff.

Check out the Gibson Les Paul, too. You might like that one.
Forum: Guitar Techniques 12-02-2013, 11:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 967
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
Just pick it faster, duh.

Just pick it faster, duh.
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 11:31 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,323
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I just added it up in my head and now I'm...

I just added it up in my head and now I'm wondering why I'm not so much better.

25+ years...probably averaged 4 hours a day for the first 10 years and I bet I still average about an hour a day most...
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 11:02 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,831
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I hope he is gonna be alright!

I hope he is gonna be alright!
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 2,678
Posted By 5_Years_Dead
I met Elvis when I was 2. He didn't impress me...

I met Elvis when I was 2.

He didn't impress me too much though. I hardly remember him.

I met Satriani at a meet and greet in Milwaukee about 9-10 years ago. He was very nice. We exchanged...
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