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Forum: The Pit Today, 07:01 PM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
You guys every fart into the sound hole of your...

You guys every fart into the sound hole of your guitar? It gets a lot of bass.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:48 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 2,847
Posted By Nelshizzle
Lol I remember when I was young I pulled my dick...

Lol I remember when I was young I pulled my dick out and flopped it on top of my other friends head while he was playing golden eye.

I didn't go to jail tho.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:35 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 270
Posted By Nelshizzle
In this thread we compare good vibrations with...

In this thread we compare good vibrations with bad vibrations, i'll go first.

Earthquakes are bad

Massage chairs are good

go
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:33 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
that moment when your entire lifespan is the...

that moment when your entire lifespan is the event of humanities progress. i always wonder of i'll resurface in the future of our human race journey. year 301,024 and shit, remembering the time i...
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:24 AM
Replies: 4,902
Views: 63,924
Posted By Nelshizzle
[QUOTE=jakesmellspoo]yeah what everyone else...

[QUOTE=jakesmellspoo]yeah what everyone else said. i never even got close to the Bed of Chaos in DS. still hadn't taken care of Seath and i was in Tomb of the Giants last i played.

was trying to do...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:18 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 533
Posted By Nelshizzle
Nah cuz you know that shit will happen as the...

Nah cuz you know that shit will happen as the reverse situation where a male teacher bangs little suzzy q in the back of Principal Lenards old brown Dodson while listening to freak on a leash by that...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:25 PM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
The mod in you is strong.

The mod in you is strong.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:43 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 2,133
Posted By Nelshizzle
I remember back in the day in school we'd have to...

I remember back in the day in school we'd have to go through metal detectors. Because gangs and shit.

There, problem diminished at least. Stop assuming kids aren't gonna bring weapons to schools,...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:21 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 2,133
Posted By Nelshizzle
Guns dont kill people. Teenagers do.

Guns dont kill people. Teenagers do.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:04 PM
Replies: 21,212
Views: 266,657
Posted By Nelshizzle
Lebron James needs pixilated sunglasses to gently...

Lebron James needs pixilated sunglasses to gently land on his eyes and say "deal with it" before sliding back across the court.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:03 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 2,847
Posted By Nelshizzle
Cut his penis off and throw it down by the river.

Cut his penis off and throw it down by the river.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:59 PM
Replies: 21,212
Views: 266,657
Posted By Nelshizzle
Feels kinda like playing as the norse. I did a...

Feels kinda like playing as the norse. I did a norse playthrough as a norman invading britanny and i got my ass handed to me by all catholic nations. They kept sending ambassadors to convert me and I...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:13 AM
Replies: 21,212
Views: 266,657
Posted By Nelshizzle
This game is so huge i didnt even know this...

This game is so huge i didnt even know this existed haha.

I was gonna play as Russians, but this sounds way more interesting.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:10 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
^You should check out Sidman Fraud he has good...

^You should check out Sidman Fraud he has good advice bro.

He once told me that the reason gay people don't have sex with women is because they're afraid of how their vaginas have one single tooth...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:04 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,877
Posted By Nelshizzle
Cracker ass crackers need to check your cracker...

Cracker ass crackers need to check your cracker privilege.

Honkey ass cracker ass cracker white bread sperm stuff ass chicken thigh albino pig stye eyed guppy skinned chalk outlined ass...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:26 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ek2Yuu5c

hahahahaahahaha i mean yeah

right?
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 11:16 PM
Replies: 21,212
Views: 266,657
Posted By Nelshizzle
Dat demesne improvement and castle improvement...

Dat demesne improvement and castle improvement tho.

I like to keep at least 3 counties for myself, 1 barony and maybe a temple and push my stewardship up for extra demesne. I get in good with city...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 11:09 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,877
Posted By Nelshizzle
Nah, it'll be a better country when betty whites...

Nah, it'll be a better country when betty whites are the majority again.

http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/betty-white-power-web.jpg
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 21,212
Views: 266,657
Posted By Nelshizzle
So I started playing as an emir for the Umayyad...

So I started playing as an emir for the Umayyad Sultanate in Spain. The decadency of the descendants of Muhammad, my liege, were at a whopping 70 totally issuing in a new age of disrespect for the...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 06:23 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 977
Posted By Nelshizzle
What's funny about bringing people along with you...

What's funny about bringing people along with you to concerts is that you end up getting separated almost %100 of the time. Going by yourself is great because you meet people and make new friends....
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 06:17 PM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
So I hurt my knee and it hurts so bad oh man guys...

So I hurt my knee and it hurts so bad oh man guys i think im going to die, omg its so bad leik i can not believe that it hurts this much leifk ebery teim i look at ma knee im liek o m g kelly where...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 06:10 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,247
Posted By Nelshizzle
Dark chocolate tastes like the assholes of a...

Dark chocolate tastes like the assholes of a thousand robotic humanoids.
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2014, 06:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 439
Posted By Nelshizzle
I dont believe its been a year. I like to believe...

I dont believe its been a year. I like to believe he is the...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uBk3mJ6iRs
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 10:43 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 448
Posted By Nelshizzle
Yeah you can. I do it at work all the time.

Yeah you can. I do it at work all the time.
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 08:02 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
I already bought one. Next!

I already bought one.

Next!
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 06:55 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,069
Posted By Nelshizzle
Based on my knowledge of video game simulators...

Based on my knowledge of video game simulators involving deadly spreads of virus, i'd close all the borders. :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 04:05 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,143
Posted By Nelshizzle
congratulations man! enjoy your baby. <3

congratulations man! enjoy your baby. <3
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 03:54 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8
Forum: The Pit 10-22-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 11,053
Views: 108,610
Posted By Nelshizzle
havent slept for 48 hours. somebody sell me...

havent slept for 48 hours.

somebody sell me something on an infomercial, i'll probably buy it.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 11:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,155
Posted By Nelshizzle
I love how bears are so cute and cuddly and they...

I love how bears are so cute and cuddly and they can rip your face off and eat it while you d'awww.
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