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Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-28-2013, 04:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 122
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Neither one takes batteries. I managed to get an...

Neither one takes batteries.

I managed to get an Electro-harmonix flanger hoax adaptor into the Musket, but I don't want to plug it in because I think it's reverse polarity.

I've been trying them...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-28-2013, 03:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 122
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Numerous pedal problems.

So I've bought three used pedals in the last couple weeks. A subdecay Prometheus, a blackout effectors musket, and a Pigtronix Philososopher's tone. Only one of them seems to be working right.

I...
Forum: The Pit 10-12-2013, 10:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 545
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in...

I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in public the other day and some woman acted as if I was performing nazi experiments on her.
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2013, 03:46 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,208
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Air conditioning. Easy.

Air conditioning. Easy.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,618
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Ofelia.

Ofelia.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,618
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Birth of my daughter.

Birth of my daughter.
Forum: Community Archives 09-14-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,640
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Superbad.

Superbad.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2013, 01:27 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 836
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Animator CNC operator... I cut glass.

Animator

CNC operator... I cut glass.
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2013, 03:11 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 2,895
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I work with a pedophile. And if you can get past...

I work with a pedophile. And if you can get past that he raped his daughter til she committed suicide he's a pretty good guy.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2013, 04:41 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,349
Posted By Jack Off Jill
When I have a rough day or week at work, I go...

When I have a rough day or week at work, I go back to my last retail job and buy stuff. It always improves my mood by putting things back into perspective. I hated retail.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2013, 02:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 627
Posted By Jack Off Jill
When I'm on break at work. I still sit outside,...

When I'm on break at work. I still sit outside, though I shouldn't. Usually I'm good though. There were a few times recently where I almost bummed one, but I just thought about my baby and stopped...
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2013, 04:43 AM
Replies: 312
Views: 7,624
Posted By Jack Off Jill
How are we defining giving and receiving anal...

How are we defining giving and receiving anal sex, cause it seems like a lot of us aren't on the same page here.

I've had anal sex. Liked it. But at this point in my life, I would much rather take...
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2013, 02:54 AM
Replies: 1,153
Views: 13,799
Posted By Jack Off Jill
They really are. It feels like a caricature of...

They really are. It feels like a caricature of John Constantine. I was going to buy the newest issue, but I didn't see the point. I also really hate the art.

I'm super excited about Brother Lono,...
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2013, 05:52 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,113
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I like adulthood better. I have sex, I spend...

I like adulthood better. I have sex, I spend hundreds on comics every month, and I eat pizza multiple times a week.
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2013, 06:26 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 3,116
Posted By Jack Off Jill
One time I got up after passing out and walked...

One time I got up after passing out and walked over to my friend's computer chair, tried to lift the seat, then peed all over it. My friends told me about it the next day.

Then in the morning I...
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2013, 05:32 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 3,150
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My Name Is Earl was a brilliant show.

My Name Is Earl was a brilliant show.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 11:27 PM
Replies: 267
Poll: Prostitution
Views: 4,372
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Street prostitution should remain illegal. ...

Street prostitution should remain illegal. Predominantly because a lot of tragedies have probably been averted through police intervention. It's not morally wrong, I don't think. But it allows for...
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 02:00 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 3,610
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Im okay with being a judgemental asshole.

Im okay with being a judgemental asshole.
Forum: Community Archives 05-17-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,640
Posted By Jack Off Jill
It lacks the fundamentals.

It lacks the fundamentals.
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 01:56 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,146
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Tool. I don't care if they have kids. They write...

Tool. I don't care if they have kids. They write about prison sex, enemas, stinkfisting, anal.... Oh yeah, they're gay. You name your band after a dick and have those liner notes inside Aenima?...
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 732
Posted By Jack Off Jill
99 Luft Balloons.

99 Luft Balloons.
Forum: Community Archives 05-07-2013, 07:47 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,640
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I already told you, dawg! The cowboy and the old...

I already told you, dawg! The cowboy and the old people do objectively exist. They're from the lodge in Twin Peaks. You hear electricity when the cowboy arrives. The red curtains in Club Silencio...
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 02:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 419
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'm working on a comic book about a scientologist...

I'm working on a comic book about a scientologist superhero. His powers are essentially the powers Scientology claims to give you. It's based on a friend of mine. I'm working on character design...
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2013, 03:32 PM
Replies: 1,153
Views: 13,799
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Because it doesn't explain anything. It's...

Because it doesn't explain anything. It's violent, but that's not anything new or special. Your first issue really needs to set things up better than East of West did. It doesn't really set up what...
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 10:11 AM
Replies: 1,153
Views: 13,799
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yeah, but getting my hands on the first issue of...

Yeah, but getting my hands on the first issue of East of West was a pain. Everywhere around St Louis sold out. It's okay... I have no idea whats going on yet though.

I also want to express my...
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 01:42 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jack Off Jill
That is why I specifically mentioned breast...

That is why I specifically mentioned breast pumps. You can feed a baby without exposing yourself in front of people. When you use a pump the baby is being fed. The act of actually putting the baby...
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 01:36 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 2,823
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Deloused in the Comatorium.

Deloused in the Comatorium.
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 01:33 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 5,728
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Is she under two bills?

Is she under two bills?
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 01:31 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 5,728
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I miss fat chick head so much.

I miss fat chick head so much.
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2013, 01:19 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,701
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Its not bad. It's just like warm sugar water. ...

Its not bad. It's just like warm sugar water. I've tasted plenty of it while trying to get my lady in the mood.



Because breast pumps are a thing. We keep breast milk in bottles in the fridge, so...
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