Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > Search Forums
User Name  
Password
Search:

Showing results 1 to 30 of 210
Search took 0.23 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: shockrocker
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2013, 03:01 AM
Replies: 5,629
Views: 626,549
Posted By shockrocker
What the **** why am I laughing so hard

What the **** why am I laughing so hard
Forum: The Pit 12-21-2012, 05:20 PM
Replies: 5,629
Views: 626,549
Posted By shockrocker
**** that, when I die, I want to be stuffed and...

**** that, when I die, I want to be stuffed and turned into a helicopter. That's an awesome way to be immortalised and remembered.



My cat used to look like that too, but it doesn't make me sad....
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2011, 01:11 PM
Replies: 458
Views: 28,699
Posted By shockrocker
...

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/WR150/INGLIP.png
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2010, 01:45 PM
Replies: 371
Views: 19,480
Posted By shockrocker
Jim root as of all hope is gone. Everything he...

Jim root as of all hope is gone.
Everything he does just seems to work, from the mask to the dressing up like a suave mother****er in the videos and live to the being something amazing on the...
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2010, 03:18 PM
Replies: 5,034
Views: 318,977
Posted By shockrocker
Yeah, it was a bubblebath. Seriously, it's very...

Yeah, it was a bubblebath.
Seriously, it's very annoing when you are disturbed from a good bubblebath. Especially because your house might be on fire.
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2010, 06:57 PM
Replies: 5,034
Views: 318,977
Posted By shockrocker
My dad, and nearly all of his side of the family...

My dad, and nearly all of his side of the family (Up to and including me) have this thing with fire. It's like pyromaniacy, but slightly beyond that.

None of us have ever had a serious burn, and the...
Forum: The Pit 06-04-2010, 07:36 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 1,703
Posted By shockrocker
3 foot tall oscillating fan. "why dont...

3 foot tall oscillating fan. "why dont you... CHILL OUT?"
Or i'd let him pick up the very heavy TV then punt the back of his knees.
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2010, 09:32 PM
Replies: 13,379
Views: 163,661
Posted By shockrocker
Or, go fighting. super effective on all her...

Or, go fighting. super effective on all her pokemon, 4x on steelix i think. Not to mention, by this pont you should have Drain punch and Focus punch
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2010, 05:45 PM
Replies: 13,379
Views: 163,661
Posted By shockrocker
Quick question, if a pokemon with the ability...

Quick question, if a pokemon with the ability Flash Fire holds a fire orb, will their fire type moves power increase? I'm just thinking that because fire pokemon can't be burned, but fire damage...
Forum: The Pit 06-01-2010, 03:51 PM
Replies: 13,379
Views: 163,661
Posted By shockrocker
Sounds like somebody needs an electric type :haha:

Sounds like somebody needs an electric type :haha:
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2010, 02:02 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,136
Posted By shockrocker
I'd go chansey/Blissey but Health. just...

I'd go chansey/Blissey but Health. just health.
Probably abra/kadabra/alakazam, because why not?
Forum: The Pit 05-01-2010, 06:42 AM
Replies: 9,108
Views: 1,397,905
Posted By shockrocker
^ Wow, that made me feel awkward and slightly...

^ Wow, that made me feel awkward and slightly gay, what the hell man :haha:

Edit: Oh for the love of god, new page
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2010, 04:08 PM
Replies: 1,344
Views: 102,661
Posted By shockrocker
Use your fingernail on your little finger and rub...

Use your fingernail on your little finger and rub it around gently on the roof of your mouth. It's the only place you can tickle yourself, and the little fingernail seems to work best. Try...
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2010, 06:31 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 3,145
Posted By shockrocker
My vagina- Lickin' good There's first love, then...

My vagina- Lickin' good
There's first love, then there's My vagina love
Recommended by Doctor. My vagina
All you need is a Vagina and a dream
Show me the Vagina!
How many licks does it take to get to...
Forum: The Pit 04-08-2010, 05:34 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,106
Posted By shockrocker
00.01.40.58 Got to the point where i was...

00.01.40.58
Got to the point where i was writhing, breathed completely out at 01.30, managed to carry on without air for that 9-10 seconds
This does not support the fact that i have 6 litre lungs :(
Forum: The Pit 04-07-2010, 10:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 631
Posted By shockrocker
Wait, really?

Wait, really?
Forum: The Pit 04-04-2010, 07:02 PM
Replies: 13,379
Views: 163,661
Posted By shockrocker
I'm playing through platinum now, and have just...

I'm playing through platinum now, and have just accidentally team Galactic in stark mountain. Just wondering if Heatran is worth catching at all?
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2010, 04:05 PM
Replies: 295
Views: 7,136
Posted By shockrocker
I'm a metal guitarist, and i definately don't...

I'm a metal guitarist, and i definately don't abuse my guitars. I look after them better than i look after myself sometimes i think. I dont think i could bring myself to actually abuse my babies :(
Forum: The Pit 03-28-2010, 05:51 AM
Replies: 25,194
Views: 6,436,221
Posted By shockrocker
Anons, would it not be best to keep said...

Anons, would it not be best to keep said anonimity?
Forum: The Pit 03-09-2010, 11:42 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 3,822
Posted By shockrocker
Jehovahs witnesses came to my door, so I...

Jehovahs witnesses came to my door, so I listened. I nodded, I looked interested. Then, I preached agnosticism right back at them. They didn't look very pleased with that.
Forum: The Pit 03-02-2010, 06:31 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 2,979
Posted By shockrocker
I have double jointed fingers and shoulders,...

I have double jointed fingers and shoulders, allowing me to doe some pretty odd bends with my fingers, and even make my shoulders go backwards, so my elbows are bent outwards in front of me, with the...
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2010, 05:12 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,344
Posted By shockrocker
I believe in in the viking way. Because who...

I believe in in the viking way. Because who doesnt want to die, feast, drink, die, feast, drink, die, feast and drink? Not to mention the occaisional sex up.
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2010, 11:35 AM
Replies: 266
Views: 5,403
Posted By shockrocker
The Oddworld: Abe games, Shadow of darkness (i...

The Oddworld: Abe games, Shadow of darkness (i think it was called) and Micro racers (i think it was called)
Also Medievil 1 (2 was wank) and this wierd game where you were a beach ball who coould...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2010, 11:14 AM
Replies: 208
Views: 7,201
Posted By shockrocker
Get a decent catapult and a small bag of ball...

Get a decent catapult and a small bag of ball bearings. Miss on the first few shots purposefully, then start being serious.
Or stagejack 'em.
Or, do the jeanjacket/backpatch idea, get a couple of...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2010, 02:32 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 11,605
Posted By shockrocker
When i play games like Infectinator or Pandemic,...

When i play games like Infectinator or Pandemic, i thrive to wipe out the human race.
Sometimes, when i walk down the crowded corridors in my school, i think of how beautiful it would be to be...
Forum: The Pit 02-10-2010, 03:27 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,330
Posted By shockrocker
Whats more of a sin? the occaisonal swear word or...

Whats more of a sin? the occaisonal swear word or mentally breaking children to a point where they collapse in tears? telling children their heroes are evil and that they should destroy the goverment...
Forum: The Pit 02-10-2010, 03:12 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 762
Posted By shockrocker
Called a black guy in my dodgeball lesson an...

Called a black guy in my dodgeball lesson an arsehole for throwing a ball at my face while he wasnt playing. one bust nose from an innapropriately hard "soft" ball, and i'm apparently a racist.
some...
Forum: The Pit 02-07-2010, 08:24 AM
Replies: 13,379
Views: 163,661
Posted By shockrocker
Ok, i have a query, and if anybody could answer,...

Ok, i have a query, and if anybody could answer, that'd be great. I got Platinum recently (bit of an upgrade from Blue) and having read up on it, i will need a nintendo Promo code to catch Darkrai....
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2010, 02:45 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 3,969
Posted By shockrocker
I'm Matrix, apparently. Started wearing a...

I'm Matrix, apparently. Started wearing a trenchcoat in school and learned to dodge pretty well over the next few weeks coincidentally . That was 2 years ago.
Also occaisionally "Mosher" and "Iron...
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2010, 04:01 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,193
Posted By shockrocker
CTS\ATS, Constant Tripleting Syndrome and...

CTS\ATS, Constant Tripleting Syndrome and Accidental Tripleting Syndrome. i suffer ATS
Showing results 1 to 30 of 210

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:36 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.