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Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 01:27 PM
Replies: 93
Poll: 11/9
Views: 1,577
Posted By ecvMatt
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_9

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_9
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 03:31 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 626
Posted By ecvMatt
Amateur. Rock that shit up with some baking...

Amateur.


Rock that shit up with some baking powder and freebase it.
Forum: Electric Guitar 09-06-2014, 12:02 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 472
Posted By ecvMatt
This! I've had and have some great squiers and...

This! I've had and have some great squiers and some terrible ones, but you'll get more bang for your buck with a G&L.

My opinion.
Forum: Electric Guitar 08-21-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 544
Posted By ecvMatt
I'm looking to relic my face, so it has that...

I'm looking to relic my face, so it has that Keith Richards road worn look.
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 02:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 279
Posted By ecvMatt
Global politics is pro wrestling.

Global politics is pro wrestling.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 399
Posted By ecvMatt
And it was written by Warren Zevon.

And it was written by Warren Zevon.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 09:17 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 276
Posted By ecvMatt
Teach him the proper way to slit his wrists. ...

Teach him the proper way to slit his wrists. Can you imagine sucking at life so badly that you can't even end it properly? Remember kids, down the road, not across the street.
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2014, 02:30 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 617
Posted By ecvMatt
http://youtu.be/hj_qbtMtcRE

http://youtu.be/hj_qbtMtcRE
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2014, 02:06 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 2,103
Posted By ecvMatt
Get a job and buy it yourself.

Get a job and buy it yourself.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 584
Posted By ecvMatt
I gave up reading at 13/8

I gave up reading at 13/8
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,744
Posted By ecvMatt
It would be a hassle and safety hazard at work. ...

It would be a hassle and safety hazard at work. Electricity and welding and moving parts don't mix well with jewelry and such.


I probably wouldn't wear the stuff anyhow.
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 881
Posted By ecvMatt
Go to the pet store, get 100 crickets and dump...

Go to the pet store, get 100 crickets and dump them in his car.

Go to the post office and get a change of address form, forward all his mail to a giant office building.

Glitter bomb. I prefer...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,749
Posted By ecvMatt
My thoughts exactly. If you are this stressed,...

My thoughts exactly. If you are this stressed, I can only imagine how freaked out you'll be if something actually stressful happens in your life.

My advice: work in coping skills so that...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 12:29 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 832
Posted By ecvMatt
I've met many famous folks at work, but the best...

I've met many famous folks at work, but the best was a hitchhiker I picked up.

He was pretty drunk and smelled like he hadn't showered in a while. He kept rambling on about how he has been on tv,...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 04:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 842
Posted By ecvMatt
It's a tiny rock floating through vast emptiness...

It's a tiny rock floating through vast emptiness and we are insignificant, fleeting specks. The earth existed long before humans and will exist long after we are extinct.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,701
Posted By ecvMatt
Gsd

Gsd
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 08:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 526
Posted By ecvMatt
Last time I had to renew they sent me an...

Last time I had to renew they sent me an envelope, I sent them a check, they sent me a new licence.

Edit: unless you need to take a test or are coming off provisional.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 526
Posted By ecvMatt
Couldn't do it online or through the mail?

Couldn't do it online or through the mail?
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 526
Posted By ecvMatt
AAA member, the most I've ever had was 3 people...

AAA member, the most I've ever had was 3 people in front on me.
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2014, 11:24 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,004
Posted By ecvMatt
Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so...

Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so you can see, lumps. Also makes it easier to shave them.

Cancer is no joke though.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 637
Posted By ecvMatt
I'm still confused as to how the case showed up...

I'm still confused as to how the case showed up empty. If one has a guitar and a case, wouldn't it make sense to put the guitar in the case for the purpose of shipping? Isn't that sort of the...
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 920
Posted By ecvMatt
Air, water and food.

Air, water and food.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,169
Posted By ecvMatt
Around here a drummer jus needs to show up...

Around here a drummer jus needs to show up consistently and it'd be good enough for me.
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 344
Posted By ecvMatt
I would think that neither would have a trem???

I would think that neither would have a trem???
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 296
Posted By ecvMatt
Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even...

Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even has a bigsby.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:19 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 2,405
Posted By ecvMatt
Something to consider though: no potatoes mean...

Something to consider though: no potatoes mean no vodka
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 2,405
Posted By ecvMatt
Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden,...

Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden, but I don't really eat either, so kill em all.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,157
Posted By ecvMatt
Job. Eventually all your friends will move away...

Job. Eventually all your friends will move away or get hitched and disappear anyhow, might as well be ahead of the game.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:06 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,180
Posted By ecvMatt
NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the...

NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the two.



Or maybe Eskimo ear wrestling
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 890
Posted By ecvMatt
I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour...

I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour set. I play long enough that my buddy can go through an entire wing of the building and take all the old peoples money, pills and jewelry. So, not...
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