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Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 07:06 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 632
Posted By Lord_Doku
Rape the girl, burn the corpse, snort the ashes...

Rape the girl, burn the corpse, snort the ashes and dance hard techno.

Or something less old-fashioned.
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:55 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 926
Posted By Lord_Doku
Didny Tszjennel.

Didny Tszjennel.
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:53 AM
Replies: 57
Poll: Apple Watch
Views: 864
Posted By Lord_Doku
Mindless, numb, unproductive social media =...

Mindless, numb, unproductive social media = liberal internet gone too far.

The Internet Of Things will undoubtably be going way too far as well. It's pretty pointless as it is already. (smart...
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:48 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,489
Posted By Lord_Doku
"That is one big pile of shit"

"That is one big pile of shit"
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 57
Poll: Apple Watch
Views: 864
Posted By Lord_Doku
According to insiders, the battery life is...

According to insiders, the battery life is lacklustre thanks to the powerful hardware Apple put in their Watch.
According to reviewers, everything you try to do on the Watch comes with a big bag of...
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2015, 07:20 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 4,141
Posted By Lord_Doku
They're supposed to be crazy intelligent, but...

They're supposed to be crazy intelligent, but that may be Greenpeace propaganda.
Forum: The Pit 03-27-2015, 08:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 799
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm refraining from pointing out the things I...

I'm refraining from pointing out the things I could be doing today.
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:04 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,326
Posted By Lord_Doku
1) Don't eat snacks 2) Don't consume fizzy...

1) Don't eat snacks
2) Don't consume fizzy drinks
3) Move more without relying on motorized transport
4) Ignore what your friends have to say about your weight, since it doesn't matter in the real...
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 331
Posted By Lord_Doku
Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A,...

Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A, B. One at a time, correct her fingering if she struggles, and do some research on some songs by One Direction and the other members of Disney's...
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2015, 10:05 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,282
Posted By Lord_Doku
Let's see... Sources please. I think you'll...

Let's see...


Sources please.


I think you'll find these people to pronounce such extreme views only to attract the media, but I don't know any of them so I can't tell for sure.


Need I repeat...
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 6,429
Posted By Lord_Doku
Carface The tragic tale of a man with no normal...

Carface
The tragic tale of a man with no normal face.

Taxi River
Real-life documentary portraying cab drivers in their natural habitat.

The Blues Brother
Non-stop action comedy about Elwood who...
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,029
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low...

Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low Country original jenever. It's a cheap knockoff.

Really, the original tastes much better imo
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 579
Posted By Lord_Doku
The cremation was about to start When an old man...

The cremation was about to start
When an old man initiated a fart
Confusion made people follow his lead
Laughing so hard that they all peed
A will has never been this thorough
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:20 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,066
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if...

When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if this had anything to do with A432 being the best tuning in the world. The rest was quite disappointing.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,469
Posted By Lord_Doku
Spock is kill.

Spock is kill.
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2015, 06:55 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,394
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek". Ludiek is...

It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek".

Ludiek is when someone does something rather unique for the first time, but more often than not it's not interesting or plain boring. You will find alot of the rural...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 10:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 371
Posted By Lord_Doku
I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid...

I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid suggestion.
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 09:58 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,105
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play...

I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play around with a camera before she stops by my house, accidentally leave it recording while I answer the door, be forced to sit on a chair as she...
Forum: The Pit 02-22-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 994
Posted By Lord_Doku
atom = 1 universe = 100 Earth is propably less...

atom = 1
universe = 100

Earth is propably less than 1.000000005 then
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 12:50 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,266
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was...

When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was playing GTA Vice City, but then I realised it was a Top 40s chart and reckoned I could predict where society is going.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 10:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,964
Posted By Lord_Doku
You may be on to something. Better patent that...

You may be on to something. Better patent that thought, and sell it to Apple before the drunks start sending you death threats.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 998
Posted By Lord_Doku
Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as...

Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as is playing guitar and bass properly, but there is no greater achievement than being able to speak English with an English accent.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,010
Posted By Lord_Doku
Here's what society has taught me. Democracy =...

Here's what society has taught me.

Democracy = Oligarchy
Freedom of Speech = Selective Liberty
Free Press = Capitalism's Third Leg (because ads, yay)
State Press = Socialism's Third Leg (because...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,046
Posted By Lord_Doku
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif We could have...

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif



We could have stopped it.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,964
Posted By Lord_Doku
1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo...

1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo Sapiens can be the perfect Divine creation. Our racially categorized ancestors, such as Homo Erectus, must be imperfect because they aren't around any...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 07:56 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,414
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in...

I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in the Golden Age of Technology, which allows us to relive all of our greatest moments. (as well as all of our foulest should we so desire)
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 05:45 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 2,803
Posted By Lord_Doku
Able-ist? This better be a troll thread. EDIT:...

Able-ist? This better be a troll thread.

EDIT: Just read through it, wow.
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 05:40 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 811
Posted By Lord_Doku
All I can say, is the French had this nice thread...

All I can say, is the French had this nice thread coming.
Forum: The Pit 01-31-2015, 10:15 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 7,280
Posted By Lord_Doku
Penguin bowling will be much more successful....

Penguin bowling will be much more successful. Guaranteed.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 06:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 260
Posted By Lord_Doku
The only reason The Office US could be...

The only reason The Office US could be (subjectively) better, is Steve Carrell.
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