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Forum: The Pit 10-30-2009, 01:18 PM
Replies: 36,013
Views: 408,628
Posted By Absinthe750mL
^ careful, maybe a trap!

^ careful, maybe a trap!
Forum: Metal 10-29-2009, 06:52 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 536
Posted By Absinthe750mL
take ur own advice, sir. Gothic music + Metal =...

take ur own advice, sir. Gothic music + Metal = Gothic Metal. google gothic music, i dare you

i already said that Doom and Goth tend to mix together. its right there in the paragraph you quoted from...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 06:44 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 5,011
Posted By Absinthe750mL
:haha: but seriously, i never said that it...

:haha:

but seriously, i never said that it wasnt ****ed up. it is. i just said that its stupid to give a smashed-faced puppy mouth to mouth. guessing none of you know cpr?

1. its an animal, not...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,678
Posted By Absinthe750mL
that is psycho. i generally dont allow that to...

that is psycho. i generally dont allow that to happen. i dont answer phonecalls after im asleep.

psycho obsessive = unattractive
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 06:26 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 5,011
Posted By Absinthe750mL
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 06:20 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 5,011
Posted By Absinthe750mL
+1

+1
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 06:18 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 546
Posted By Absinthe750mL
what? anyone have anymore of these? anyways im...

what?

anyone have anymore of these?


anyways im gonna try to beat that record and see how long i can absorb radiation through my cockles
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 05:52 PM
Replies: 774
Views: 54,003
Posted By Absinthe750mL
in sex ed, after the teacher explained the whole...

in sex ed, after the teacher explained the whole process of sex, and how it leads to a baby, this guy raises his hand and seriously asked "well then how does the baby get to the mommy's...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 546
Posted By Absinthe750mL
Spoofed Warning Signs

a friend of mine just emailed me this link. some of em are stupid, but some of em made me lol

http://homeland.gov.safenow.org/

anybody else have spoofs of emergency thingies?
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 05:13 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 5,011
Posted By Absinthe750mL
:haha: why would u give it mouth to mouth when...

:haha:
why would u give it mouth to mouth when it has a crushed skull? FAIL
:haha: :haha: :haha:
:haha: :haha: :haha:
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Forum: Hardcore 10-29-2009, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,373
Views: 19,748
Posted By Absinthe750mL
dude....their song writing skills are pretty...

dude....their song writing skills are pretty tasty. it would be a grave misunderstanding to say that their songs are simple.



even if they were, they are infinitely more unique than BFMV.
they iz...
Forum: Metal 10-29-2009, 05:05 PM
Replies: 11,726
Views: 189,076
Posted By Absinthe750mL
^ no, My Taco Your Bell

^ no, My Taco Your Bell
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Replies: 36,013
Views: 408,628
Posted By Absinthe750mL
go to www.maps.org and chiggity check out...

go to www.maps.org and chiggity check out ibogaine. need to raise awareness of this stuff. its good for the soul

but ive never had any :(
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:53 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 498
Posted By Absinthe750mL
yeah but it will never get so hot that its...

yeah but it will never get so hot that its physically painful. **** the wind in winter.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:51 PM
Replies: 45,496
Views: 284,778
Posted By Absinthe750mL
ur fellow human beings when will i get rich?

ur fellow human beings

when will i get rich?
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:47 PM
Replies: 36,013
Views: 408,628
Posted By Absinthe750mL
ibogaine. more interesting that dmt methinks

ibogaine. more interesting that dmt methinks
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 342
Posted By Absinthe750mL
get her a dick in a box. *cue jingle

get her a dick in a box. *cue jingle
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:37 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,125
Posted By Absinthe750mL
in gel-cap form

in gel-cap form
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:35 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 495
Posted By Absinthe750mL
keep your socks in your dresser, close your...

keep your socks in your dresser, close your closet door, close your room door.

or punt the shit out of it, because its not a dog, its a rat.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:33 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,510
Posted By Absinthe750mL
Helga Von Knickersnatcher

Helga Von Knickersnatcher
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:31 PM
Replies: 36,013
Views: 408,628
Posted By Absinthe750mL
and the potency shouldnt diminish? thats awesome....

and the potency shouldnt diminish? thats awesome. u just made my day :cheers:
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 654
Posted By Absinthe750mL
cant, with a soft "a", but with a...

cant, with a soft "a", but with a shortened "t"
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 498
Posted By Absinthe750mL
im one of those people whose mood is affected by...

im one of those people whose mood is affected by the season...so i would def prefer summer to come back, especially since this one kinda blew for me.

and its getting cold. that reason alone. if i...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:21 PM
Replies: 4,888
Views: 33,112
Posted By Absinthe750mL
jackal 58 fanboy

jackal 58 fanboy
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:19 PM
Replies: 36,013
Views: 408,628
Posted By Absinthe750mL
sounds like a busy evening :p: hey, i know lsd...

sounds like a busy evening :p:

hey, i know lsd is very unstable and decays pretty easily, but what is the best way to store it? and how long can said storage technique last? im gonna be getting my...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 04:17 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,125
Posted By Absinthe750mL
with pants torn (keep the rhyme goin! :) )

with pants torn (keep the rhyme goin! :) )
Forum: Metal 10-29-2009, 03:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 536
Posted By Absinthe750mL
yeah i always hear that Amorphis is gothic, but...

yeah i always hear that Amorphis is gothic, but im not sure if i agree with this. theyre...i dunno...unique.

Nightwish has its gothy moments. but overall, i wouldnt say that they are a gothic metal...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,246
Posted By Absinthe750mL
its funny cuz its true! :haha:

its funny cuz its true! :haha:
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 03:20 PM
Replies: 45,496
Views: 284,778
Posted By Absinthe750mL
its clogged with pubes jk why does it have to...

its clogged with pubes
jk

why does it have to get cold?
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2009, 03:05 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 1,632
Posted By Absinthe750mL
an obvious yes. it would decrease street...

an obvious yes. it would decrease street prostitution, and make the occupation overall cleaner and safer. nevada doesnt seem to be having a problem.
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