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Forum: The Pit 10-26-2014, 06:35 AM
Replies: 280
Views: 4,598
Posted By Woffelz
It's depressing to think this guy is from a place...

It's depressing to think this guy is from a place 15 minutes from me and also lives in the same city as me.
Forum: The Pit 09-19-2014, 03:31 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,951
Posted By Woffelz
Some kid a few years below me told his friend he...

Some kid a few years below me told his friend he wrote some disturbing sexual Harry Potter fan fiction about his 3 year old [at the time] sister and his dad. It was then found and he had to read it...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 01:09 PM
Replies: 646
Views: 13,773
Posted By Woffelz
Anyone at Nottingham? I'm going there to study...

Anyone at Nottingham? I'm going there to study civil engineering in a few weeks!
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2014, 01:57 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,399
Posted By Woffelz
I've met John Bercow a few times. Last time, he...

I've met John Bercow a few times. Last time, he presented me with a prize for doing well in A level maths.

I've seen the cast of Star Trek in Milton Keynes. I've never seen the show, so I can't...
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2014, 08:22 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,600
Posted By Woffelz
Dexter's final season. Most boring villain and...

Dexter's final season. Most boring villain and horrid ending.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 09:19 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,600
Posted By Woffelz
Harry Potter 5-8. Either I grew out of it or it...

Harry Potter 5-8. Either I grew out of it or it was truly awful and boring.

Friends - it's only funny if you're an 8 year old watching reruns of it.

Fresh Meat - such an aimless show. Why on earth...
Forum: The Pit 07-06-2014, 09:15 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,992
Posted By Woffelz
I thought PCR amplifies short DNA sections, not...

I thought PCR amplifies short DNA sections, not narcotics?
Forum: The Pit 07-05-2014, 02:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 270
Posted By Woffelz
I just love how only four words of that are...

I just love how only four words of that are starred out.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 11:07 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,673
Posted By Woffelz
This is a terrible idea.

This is a terrible idea.
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2014, 03:16 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,582
Posted By Woffelz
Explain to them that if you are bad at the maths,...

Explain to them that if you are bad at the maths, you will probably screw up the engineering degree and won't be rich anyway. Maths is a huge part in engineering - usually, in the UK, they will teach...
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-28-2014, 07:35 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,104
Posted By Woffelz
24 frets!

24 frets!
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2014, 06:03 AM
Replies: 646
Views: 13,773
Posted By Woffelz
Does anyone know if I have much of a chance to do...

Does anyone know if I have much of a chance to do mechanical engineering through UCAS adjustment?

I didn't take physics, but I did maths, chemistry and biology for A-level and am predicted A*AA [A*...
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 12:12 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 681
Posted By Woffelz
But will the college degree pay off though?

But will the college degree pay off though?
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 12:10 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 2,435
Posted By Woffelz
Without tomatos, there's no ketchup for...

Without tomatos, there's no ketchup for fries/chips. Without potatoes, there's fries but no ketchup but there's still pizza therefore a world without potatoes is better.
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 514
Posted By Woffelz
Well if you've just graduated, saving it might...

Well if you've just graduated, saving it might not be a bad idea...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2014, 06:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 618
Posted By Woffelz
Why does Indianapolis sound like a fictional...

Why does Indianapolis sound like a fictional setting from a comic book?
Forum: The Pit 06-15-2014, 07:41 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,204
Posted By Woffelz
I've only seen one picture in this thread....

I've only seen one picture in this thread. Disappointing!
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 9,898
Views: 172,011
Posted By Woffelz
“You take inside crap’s derivative and multiply...

“You take inside crap’s derivative and multiply it by outside crap’s derivative, leaving inside crap the same.”

There is a tumblr full of maths professor quotes. Thought it'd be relevant here!...
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 07:24 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 395
Posted By Woffelz
TS probably needs a new guitar.

TS probably needs a new guitar.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 06:50 AM
Replies: 190
Views: 3,432
Posted By Woffelz
Thanks! Guess I'll be doing some of this at uni...

Thanks! Guess I'll be doing some of this at uni then [chemical engineering]!
Forum: The Pit 06-10-2014, 03:32 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 3,432
Posted By Woffelz
While we're talking about maths, I have a few...

While we're talking about maths, I have a few questions about the maths I've studied in my A-level course. I can find uses for most things, just not these things.

Could someone please explain the...
Forum: The Pit 06-09-2014, 11:07 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 812
Posted By Woffelz
I've never been banned from someone's house, but...

I've never been banned from someone's house, but at after-prom, one of my friend's was so drunk that he pissed in a bush and then fell in it and also pissed on the host's window. He also vomited over...
Forum: The Pit 06-09-2014, 10:55 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,093
Posted By Woffelz
Who the hell buys milk in a bag?

Who the hell buys milk in a bag?
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,729
Posted By Woffelz
Ties, but only over the past two years while I...

Ties, but only over the past two years while I was in sixth form. I didn't care for expensive and fancy ties - it was only for aesthetics. Besides, I was wearing these 5 days a week. Here's a...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2014, 01:19 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,137
Posted By Woffelz
ok?

ok?
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2014, 11:46 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,000
Posted By Woffelz
I have Taylor Swift's Red. What's worse is that I...

I have Taylor Swift's Red. What's worse is that I only like half of the songs on it.

Here's a treat

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd412/Neo3165/taylor_chiqui.jpg...
Forum: The Pit 06-05-2014, 07:19 AM
Replies: 1,930
Views: 111,866
Posted By Woffelz
Emo/goth kids lip sync to Evanescence. Featuring...

Emo/goth kids lip sync to Evanescence. Featuring Raven, the acid bath princess of darkness! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0BVWFhZJPU
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 03:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 361
Posted By Woffelz
I taught GCSE maths to a few Y8s who were doing...

I taught GCSE maths to a few Y8s who were doing their GCSE in maths early so I could put that on my UCAS application [applied for chemical engineering, so maths was relevant and so was the idea of...
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 12:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,054
Posted By Woffelz
Does a PC count?

Does a PC count?
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 12:45 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 3,126
Posted By Woffelz
There's this film called Mega Shark Versus...

There's this film called Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus. I watched the opening scene and wanted to vomit because the acting was so wooden.
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