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Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 08:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 633
Posted By meatjesus
nigga, you just got pwnd

nigga, you just got pwnd
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 08:45 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 633
Posted By meatjesus
the kazoo can be quite a tricky instrument to...

the kazoo can be quite a tricky instrument to master, but I have to say, it is worth it. At first you'll have some problems getting all the natural harmonics of the fundamental frequency you want to...
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 06:45 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,307
Posted By meatjesus
I bet all the girls want your penis because of...

I bet all the girls want your penis because of your musical theory knowledge
Forum: The Pit 05-09-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 397
Posted By meatjesus
I love the way it sucks

I love the way it sucks
Forum: Electric Guitar 05-07-2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,006
Posted By meatjesus
Take it to a different luthier, explain your...

Take it to a different luthier, explain your problems, hear his advice. In my opinion, swap the bridge, get a full set up, be sure to have the neck properly set. Regarding the jack, replace it,...
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 811
Posted By meatjesus
And what's so wrong about being really pale? I...

And what's so wrong about being really pale? I seriously don't see the problem :/
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2013, 09:02 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 811
Posted By meatjesus
I have exactly the same problem, and I don't...

I have exactly the same problem, and I don't really care. It's all about your self esteem and how you feel about yourself, it's not that big of a deal. What makes you uncomfortable? Is it girls, if...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 04-04-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 356
Posted By meatjesus
Thank you

Thank you
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 04-04-2013, 04:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 356
Posted By meatjesus
"Help me find my amp" Is it under your...

"Help me find my amp"

Is it under your bed or something?
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2013, 08:05 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 238
Posted By meatjesus
Condoms

So, lately I have been hanging out with this group of friends who are very open about sex and everything and there are a couple of girls with whom I almost certainly will have the opportunity to have...
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 02:27 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
I certainly will do so.

I certainly will do so.
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 02:26 AM
Replies: 45
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Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
You make my heart melt, I shall never forget...

You make my heart melt, I shall never forget those words.
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 02:14 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
I have only tried soy milk once, and it was...

I have only tried soy milk once, and it was strawberry flavoured. Didn't like it all that much, but probably shouldn't let that keep me from trying it out again, it was a long time ago and it was...
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 02:12 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
Well, you don't have much to lose, have you? Oh...

Well, you don't have much to lose, have you? Oh no, go to a proper japanese restaurant, if it is your first time, don't go for the cheap stuff, it will only scare you away. Nice sushi is orgasmic,...
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 02:10 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
we gonna be 2gether 4ever, and live in a house...

we gonna be 2gether 4ever, and live in a house near the beach, with 5 children running around us while i **** you senseless in the wet sand
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 01:57 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
Dude, work hard, it will pay back later and...

Dude, work hard, it will pay back later and stuff. Maybe. I dunno. probably.
But seriously, do it, you're my hero and stuff

YOU ****ING HAVE TO TRY SUSHI, probably one of my favourite foods ever, i...
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 01:53 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
That's actually a brilliant suggestion, I might...

That's actually a brilliant suggestion, I might just go get myself a glass of water, thank you ol' chap.
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 01:52 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
I shall take your advice as law.

I shall take your advice as law.
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 01:51 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
Noone talked about marrying, I intend to go to...

Noone talked about marrying, I intend to go to hell. With you, my Love.

See how I used a capital in love? tha'ts how much you mean to me
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2013, 01:30 AM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
You guys are nice. I don't know exactly what it...

You guys are nice. I don't know exactly what it was, it came in pills, i was at a shitty party before and kinda needed to get out of there. I'm able to get into most music genres but i'm generally...
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2013, 11:41 PM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
Can you explain it to me, please?

Can you explain it to me, please?
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
I don't even know what that means

I don't even know what that means
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2013, 11:37 PM
Replies: 45
hi
Views: 709
Posted By meatjesus
hi

I'm tripping right now, and i'm feeling quite lonely and scared. Can you guys just keep me company?
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 03-01-2013, 02:10 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 248
Posted By meatjesus
What Amp thread

Budget? - I have 300, can probably take it up to 500. (euros)

Genres? - Noise/post rock. It has to take pedals well.

New or Used? - Doesn't matter, but it can get hard to get certain used amps in...
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:46 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,164
Posted By meatjesus
So, it is normal?

So, it is normal?
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:45 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,164
Posted By meatjesus
:O

:O
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:40 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,164
Posted By meatjesus
Done. My balls still hurt :(

Done. My balls still hurt :(
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:38 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,164
Posted By meatjesus
I knew it, what can i do now? :(

I knew it, what can i do now? :(
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:36 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,164
Posted By meatjesus
Pain in my balls

So, I met this girl and now we're what you can call sex partners. But I have a problem, as soon as we stop doing sexy stuff my balls start aching. At first i thought that happened because we were a...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-19-2012, 01:19 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 118
Posted By meatjesus
re install the driver, i have shitloads of...

re install the driver, i have shitloads of problems, i have the same gear
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