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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:43 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 697
Posted By the bartender
It all depends on what the author's intentions...

It all depends on what the author's intentions are. If there is any kind of intention to invoke emotion in the perciever, then Tolstoy would concider it art
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 697
Posted By the bartender
This must be a bad attempt at humor because I...

This must be a bad attempt at humor because I don't believe that you would fail to understand such a simple concept as "anything not intended to invoke emotion is not art"
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:38 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 351
Posted By the bartender
Yea I felt like shit for a good few days after...

Yea I felt like shit for a good few days after watching it, I guess you shouldn't watch it if you feel anything like Mr. Curtis did
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:33 PM
Replies: 8,193
Views: 132,054
Posted By the bartender
You beter start working on trashcraft or smth...

You beter start working on trashcraft or smth soon, cause I'd like me a supermodel
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:31 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 697
Posted By the bartender
According to Tolstoy they would be

According to Tolstoy they would be
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:23 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 697
Posted By the bartender
Any object designed to be purely functional with...

Any object designed to be purely functional with no regards to aesthetics would be concidered 'not art' by Tolstoy
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:52 PM
Replies: 8,193
Views: 132,054
Posted By the bartender
I know you would, you're Canadian so you're nice...

I know you would, you're Canadian so you're nice to the people around you, unlike those dirty Swedes
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 351
Posted By the bartender
i would normally mock you for making a thread in...

i would normally mock you for making a thread in the wrong forum but control is one of the best movies ive ever seen so ill just say go watch that movie if you havent because its awesome
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:29 AM
Replies: 8,193
Views: 132,054
Posted By the bartender
thank u bb on a more sober note (so im sorry but...

thank u bb

on a more sober note (so im sorry but this is gonna be a bad post again), his reasoning kinda sounds like a whiney "omg life is so hard with responsibilities and everything I can't cope...
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2014, 03:18 PM
Replies: 8,193
Views: 132,054
Posted By the bartender
Notch is a **** and minecrosoftcraft is gonna...

Notch is a **** and minecrosoftcraft is gonna suck yada yada im high suck my dick
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 8,193
Views: 132,054
Posted By the bartender
bow down for what

bow down for what
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,180
Posted By the bartender
Well they may be bound to a wheelchair, but at...

Well they may be bound to a wheelchair, but at least they get to sit on their arses all day
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 694
Posted By the bartender
Blues

Blues
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 04:48 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 643
Posted By the bartender
I'm thinking about getting a...

I'm thinking about getting a hippopotaplasty

I've always felt like a hippopotamus trapped in a human body
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 12:47 PM
Replies: 786
Views: 10,569
Posted By the bartender
Is this like the scottish version of allahu akbar?

Is this like the scottish version of allahu akbar?
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 02:53 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,080
Posted By the bartender
The bystanders were right for being concerned for...

The bystanders were right for being concerned for the kids health, although they should have just gone inside to speak to the mother. Instead they assume the worst and decide to get the police...
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 10:22 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,736
Posted By the bartender
While your scenario is the more common one, it's...

While your scenario is the more common one, it's far from the best way to deal with such a situation. Ideally the potential parents would sit down together and try to reach an agreement on what...
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 06:48 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,622
Posted By the bartender
^ I wouldn't really classify tardigrades as bugs,...

^ I wouldn't really classify tardigrades as bugs, but yea they would survive pretty much anything

also unless they get completely covered in dust bugs probably wouldn't suffocate just from leaving...
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 05:08 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,622
Posted By the bartender
don't most vacuum bags have this thing where it...

don't most vacuum bags have this thing where it can be opened inwards but not outwards to prevent dust from leaving the bag again? Ought to be enough to prevent most bugs from escaping.

Also bugs...
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 11:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 554
Posted By the bartender
yo soy patata

yo soy patata
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 09:03 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 554
Posted By the bartender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHWDFyNF-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHWDFyNF-s
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 07:13 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 498
Posted By the bartender
You had a vision they couldn't see so they...

You had a vision

they couldn't see

so they put you down
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2014, 11:18 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,043
Posted By the bartender
pussy :cool: Seriously thought im at a chinese...

pussy :cool:

Seriously thought im at a chinese restaurant and when i asked the waiter what i was eating she made meow noises :(
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 01:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 855
Posted By the bartender
Because I stick it through a hole in the wall of...

Because I stick it through a hole in the wall of the toilet stall
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 412
Posted By the bartender
But what if I am the devil?

But what if I am the devil?
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 03:17 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 799
Posted By the bartender
your mom is socialism everyone gets a piece of...

your mom is socialism

everyone gets a piece of her
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:07 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 757
Posted By the bartender
does this happen if you're sleeping alone or when...

does this happen if you're sleeping alone or when your gf is there as well? if the former, make sure she is lying next to you as much as possible. I can't think of anything more relaxing than...
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:04 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,490
Posted By the bartender
but are you gay tho?

but are you gay tho?
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:02 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 799
Posted By the bartender
"It's complicated"

"It's complicated"
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 799
Posted By the bartender
I actually do believe that it is a form of...

I actually do believe that it is a form of socializing, but those first 4 posts have such a nice build-up this way
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