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Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,659
Posted By BeefWellington
JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when...

JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when you say things like this.

Buzzfeed is audiovisual cancer.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,114
Posted By BeefWellington
Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.

Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 648
Posted By BeefWellington
No, I did not like it. It was shit. Do NOT quit...

No, I did not like it. It was shit.


Do NOT quit your day job. I would suggest you consider quitting life, though.
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2014, 05:08 PM
Replies: 631
Views: 12,464
Posted By BeefWellington
I logged in just to make you bastards come...

I logged in just to make you bastards come in.

Don't make me regret this.
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,034
Posted By BeefWellington
**** off, you shitstain.

**** off, you shitstain.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 631
Views: 12,464
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds...

Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds of me booting you; if you can't get in then Tinychat's being a douche again and glitched somewhere.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 631
Views: 12,464
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in...

Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in now ;____;
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 631
Views: 12,464
Posted By BeefWellington
Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just...

Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just now; I hope you choke on a chode, you ****.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 1,709
Views: 52,135
Posted By BeefWellington
She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and...

She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and callous exterior.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 1,709
Views: 52,135
Posted By BeefWellington
Yep, I'd tap that.

Yep, I'd tap that.
Forum: The Pit 10-25-2013, 04:57 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 2,506
Posted By BeefWellington
Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle...

Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle jerkery and general **** sucking can finally end and we can actually have a community back, rather than what we have now, which is essentially a small...
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:17 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,835
Posted By BeefWellington
Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.

Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,420
Posted By BeefWellington
I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an...

I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an erection to sound like a pretentious arsehole? It wouldn't surprise me.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:02 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,420
Posted By BeefWellington
How much more are you going to shit on your...

How much more are you going to shit on your keyboard and call it intellect, little one?
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,835
Posted By BeefWellington
I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of...

I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of hairy, herpes-ridden vaginas.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:52 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,420
Posted By BeefWellington
Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all....

Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all. If you're going to try and sound like a pompous ****, at least make some kind of comprehensible argument.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:37 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,420
Posted By BeefWellington
Being smart makes you smart. Arguing anything to...

Being smart makes you smart. Arguing anything to the contrary makes you a moron by default.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:28 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,395
Posted By BeefWellington
Your assumption that I would even think that your...

Your assumption that I would even think that your penis is any longer and an IKEA pencil is foolish.

You truly flatter yourself, good sir.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:14 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,568
Posted By BeefWellington
No, because I know what a toilet is and how to...

No, because I know what a toilet is and how to use one.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:12 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,307
Posted By BeefWellington
Nobody cares. You look like a stupid hipster...

Nobody cares. You look like a stupid hipster twat.


Now **** off.
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2013, 12:41 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 466
Posted By BeefWellington
Go to the gym, fatty.

Go to the gym, fatty.
Forum: The Pit 09-25-2013, 07:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 592
Posted By BeefWellington
Congratulations, you have achieved the exact same...

Congratulations, you have achieved the exact same thing that every other human on the planet will achieve a thousand times in their life.

Bloody Hell, how fragile can you get?
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,191
Posted By BeefWellington
Right. Ok. Here's a reason not to amputate your...

Right. Ok. Here's a reason not to amputate your feet:


YOU NEED THEM TO STAND UP, YOU UMBILICAL-CORD-CHOKED SIMPLETON

What drugs are you on right now?
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,169
Posted By BeefWellington
Not sure what good a dick would do in your lungs...

Not sure what good a dick would do in your lungs but, whatever. Did you just make this pathetic excuse for a phrase up, or did you hear some worthless puddle of wank actually USE it? Just asking, so...
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,739
Posted By BeefWellington
No, because I don't listen to shit bands.

No, because I don't listen to shit bands.
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 07:41 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 3,029
Posted By BeefWellington
I'm 21 and, when I was still 20, was mistaken for...

I'm 21 and, when I was still 20, was mistaken for as old as 25.


I feel about 70 though. I'm a miserable old bastard in a 21 year old body.
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2013, 07:39 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,050
Posted By BeefWellington
A school shooting would have been better than...

A school shooting would have been better than what those mouth-breathing shitstains did.
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2013, 05:35 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,348
Posted By BeefWellington
They are the instruments of ******s and sailors....

They are the instruments of ******s and sailors. They sound like pasteurised turd and they make you look like you have down syndrome when you play them.

Pathetic things.
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2013, 05:30 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 443
Posted By BeefWellington
If you're so sure he did it, why don't you just...

If you're so sure he did it, why don't you just go to his house while he sleeps, slit his throat and nail his corpse on a crucifix in the most public place you can find. Maybe leave a few dead...
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 443
Posted By BeefWellington
If you're going to try and wind us up, put more...

If you're going to try and wind us up, put more effort into it. This is the most pathetic attempt at trolling I have ever clapped my eyes upon.

I hope you get hit by a bus. Actually, I might hijack...
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