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Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 583
Posted By Duffman123
I really hope the chef in my local Indian isn't...

I really hope the chef in my local Indian isn't pro-abortion. I don't want a reason to stop eating there.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:55 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,125
Posted By Duffman123
This is why I hate having to note all previous...

This is why I hate having to note all previous work experience on cvs. Jumping from job to job looks bad, but man most jobs are boring and the grass always looks greener.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:47 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,288
Posted By Duffman123
I don't mean with that pen. I always carry a...

I don't mean with that pen.

I always carry a sharpie with me in case the situation arises.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 06:44 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,288
Posted By Duffman123
I'll let you sign my tits if you buy it.

I'll let you sign my tits if you buy it.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 11,424
Views: 138,346
Posted By Duffman123
I'm glad we're talking about David Lynch because...

I'm glad we're talking about David Lynch because I finally finished Twin Peaks season 2 after giving up last year. But it was worth seeing Josie in a doorknob for that final episode, but mostly...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 04:25 PM
Replies: 2,442
Views: 79,794
Posted By Duffman123
Welcome to looking like a stylish dude in 2014 ...

Welcome to looking like a stylish dude in 2014 :cool:
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:39 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 518
Posted By Duffman123
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you...

Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:35 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,099
Posted By Duffman123
Don't think there has ever been a better...

Don't think there has ever been a better description of a genre of music than "ka ka ka kaaa".
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:31 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,099
Posted By Duffman123
Wot do you call that mate? Urban? Garage?

Wot do you call that mate?

Urban?
Garage?
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,099
Posted By Duffman123
Beginner Photoshop 101 ^

Beginner Photoshop 101 ^
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:21 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,099
Posted By Duffman123
Yeaaah man. Tony Wilson is somewhat of a legend....

Yeaaah man. Tony Wilson is somewhat of a legend. Control is another good one for Joy Division fans.

Pretty sure you don't mean concert films, but The Last Waltz (featuring a coked up Neil Young!) is...
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 03:06 PM
Replies: 2,442
Views: 79,794
Posted By Duffman123
Hair looks good man, just needs a trim. You...

Hair looks good man, just needs a trim.

You don't look like you're gonna lose your hair.
Forum: Electric Guitar 10-16-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 544
Posted By Duffman123
Identity as a Guitarist changing along with Musical Tastes

Years ago my ideal set up was a Les Paul into a Marshall. Now I've done a complete u-turn and my ideal set up is a Fender Telecaster/Jaguar into Fender Twin Reverb.

I attribute this to listening to...
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 02:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 181
Posted By Duffman123
You should probably make them fire proof because...

You should probably make them fire proof because from my experience festival goers are hell bent on burning every tent in the place in some weird post-drug fuelled ritual at the end of the festival.
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 362
Posted By Duffman123
You're not even on the internet, you're lying in...

You're not even on the internet, you're lying in a park hallucinating due to lack of sleep.

And yes, I am a talking dog.


woof woof
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 01:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,001
Posted By Duffman123
What the hell am I doing here?

What the hell am I doing here?
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 01:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 322
Posted By Duffman123
I picked up Spanish radio on my amp once. I don't...

I picked up Spanish radio on my amp once. I don't even think there's a Spanish radio station in the UK.

I listened for three hours and they didn't play any Ricky Martin so I turned it off.
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 12:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 572
Posted By Duffman123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 08:26 AM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
Don't get a peacoat in black unless you're an...

Don't get a peacoat in black unless you're an undertaker.
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2014, 08:22 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,046
Posted By Duffman123
I ponder life and the meaning of it all in the...

I ponder life and the meaning of it all in the shower, I ain't got time to be shaving no balls.
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2014, 04:43 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
I'm glad I'm a boy then.

I'm glad I'm a boy then.
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,579
Posted By Duffman123
Danelectros are super cool. They're so cheap that...

Danelectros are super cool. They're so cheap that even a bum like me can buy one.

A standard tele is still my favourite though. I love being able to bash them around.

Turns out it's actually a...
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2014, 04:33 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
a casual waistcoat and a fedora jesus wept

a casual waistcoat and a fedora

jesus wept
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 07:35 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 837
Posted By Duffman123
Hookers charge by card these days? Well shit.

Hookers charge by card these days?

Well shit.
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 07:29 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 783
Posted By Duffman123
I know man it's like when people complement me on...

I know man it's like when people complement me on my baby blue socks and I have to hold my tongue and mutter under my breath "they're ****ing powder blue you ****".
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 07:04 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
If I get this New Look job it's roll necks,...

If I get this New Look job it's roll necks, blazers, trousers, chelseas ereday. Can't beat refined rock star look.

Zara stuff is awesome man. Quality isn't great but the cut and style is the best on...
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
This...

This m8

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/20/34/25/203425774663efb62a2234e89b256cd7.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_290_WLCfJPU/TKwzZ9pBq8I/AAAAAAAAADo/MirQry7Jrqs/s1600/1201625_dylan.jpg
I...
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 06:21 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
the main thing to remember with meggings is to...

the main thing to remember with meggings is to get them so tight that you can see the outline of the veins on your balls.

This website is the bee's knees for well priced 100% wool...
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 06:01 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
I got a shirt, jumper and trousers today for 80...

I got a shirt, jumper and trousers today for 80 quid. How many guys must a man suck off to get all that for 130?


meggings, suede tassed loafers, a scoop neck t shirt and a beard.
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 6,036
Views: 221,778
Posted By Duffman123
woooooah nice. You sure went all out on the...

woooooah nice. You sure went all out on the shearling.

You're either going to look cool as hell, like a complete muppet, or like Kramer. It takes balls to buy something like that so nice one.

Be...
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