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Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 02-04-2016, 10:41 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By Jehannum
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Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 02-03-2016, 10:10 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 91
Posted By Jehannum
Fragment (consider revising)

Looking at old photographs, I realise
The camera sometimes lies, because
I swear I see intelligence in your eyes
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 10:04 AM
Replies: 6,564
Views: 97,537
Posted By Jehannum
Good rhythm guitarist.

Good rhythm guitarist.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 10:00 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 898
Posted By Jehannum
Exactly the same stuff as I'm listening to...

Exactly the same stuff as I'm listening to now.

I have a problem. I don't like ANY new stuff, and I'm fed up with listening to the same old stuff.

Apparently this is what happens when you reach a...
Forum: Musician Talk 02-03-2016, 09:56 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 862
Posted By Jehannum
Symmetry is sterile. Symmetry is tautology.

Symmetry is sterile.

Symmetry is tautology.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 09:07 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 803
Posted By Jehannum
Way to miss the joke.

Way to miss the joke.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 09:05 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 802
Posted By Jehannum
How about not smoking weed and not fucking...

How about not smoking weed and not fucking prostitutes? I like to be original.

Climb a windmill or something.
Forum: Musician Talk 01-27-2016, 09:04 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 723
Posted By Jehannum
But did he mean music theory or fluid flow...

But did he mean music theory or fluid flow dynamics or something?
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 07:51 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 803
Posted By Jehannum
Dogs can't count.

Dogs can't count.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2016, 07:50 AM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,961
Posted By Jehannum
Playing gituar Grand Theft Auto - snipping and...

Playing gituar
Grand Theft Auto - snipping and motorbicycle stunting
Drinking beer
Forum: Musician Talk 01-27-2016, 07:03 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 723
Posted By Jehannum
I have no problem with music that stays in one...

I have no problem with music that stays in one key. In fact, I have a problem with uncalled for key changes. They make me feel queasy.

It doesn't make sense to call C major "A minor" because the...
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2016, 08:55 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,175
Posted By Jehannum
0 Any gender

0

Any gender
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2016, 08:53 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 5,914
Posted By Jehannum
I've heard that "safe space" horseshit...

I've heard that "safe space" horseshit used by various British student bodies who want to ban certain speakers (e.g. atheists, free-thinkers, feminists).

If you bend over too far backwards someone...
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2016, 06:35 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 5,914
Posted By Jehannum
This generation is deeply and irrevocably...

This generation is deeply and irrevocably fucked.

I'm glad I'll be dead by the time these cunts become world leaders.
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2016, 08:13 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 786
Posted By Jehannum
I couldn't do the poll as there was no "I...

I couldn't do the poll as there was no "I don't give a fuck about it" option for any of the sports.
Forum: The Pit 01-14-2016, 10:42 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,042
Posted By Jehannum
Jesus stuff Babies Holidays Relatives'...

Jesus stuff
Babies
Holidays
Relatives' lives
Friends' lives
Cars
Memes
Human interest stories
Life affirming messages
Details of some cunt's latest meal
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2016, 08:28 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 750
Posted By Jehannum
Fahrenheit LOL

Fahrenheit LOL
Forum: Guitar Techniques 01-11-2016, 10:11 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 815
Posted By Jehannum
Whatever you do, ignore this post.

Whatever you do, ignore this post.
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2016, 10:10 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,107
Posted By Jehannum
There were rumours well over a year ago.

There were rumours well over a year ago.
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2016, 09:34 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 612
Posted By Jehannum
We humans call this "smiling".

We humans call this "smiling".
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2016, 06:41 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 613
Posted By Jehannum
An organic superbrain will always be beaten by an...

An organic superbrain will always be beaten by an inorganic superbrain.
Forum: Metal 01-04-2016, 10:07 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 740
Posted By Jehannum
Metallica, aka the black album, is a great...

Metallica, aka the black album, is a great album.

To all those who accuse Metallica of "selling out" - YOU couldn't do it. You wouldn't have the talent to make catchy riffs. Maybe you can downpick...
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2015, 10:01 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,503
Posted By Jehannum
Too lazy

Too lazy
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2015, 06:59 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,332
Posted By Jehannum
Don't try to export your trashy ways.

Don't try to export your trashy ways.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2015, 06:04 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 932
Posted By Jehannum
I'm not a lefty so I don't know. I do know it's...

I'm not a lefty so I don't know. I do know it's hard to have a lefty as a friend on Facebook.

You have to read their (for example) pro-immigration drivel while knowing that said friend moved to the...
Forum: Electric Guitar 12-10-2015, 05:57 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 790
Posted By Jehannum
1 lectric, 1 coustic.

1 lectric, 1 coustic.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2015, 05:56 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 465
Posted By Jehannum
Probably not. HIV can be transmitted through...

Probably not. HIV can be transmitted through breast milk. And I regard human beings as the dirtiest animal on the planet.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2015, 05:55 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 327
Posted By Jehannum
It's not a redundant double negative, it's a...

It's not a redundant double negative, it's a tautology.

If a maths problem is solved is it still a maths problem?

If a mystery is solved it's still a mystery to those who do not know the solution....
Forum: The Pit 12-08-2015, 08:38 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,226
Posted By Jehannum
Screw wine. Good beer with anything.

Screw wine. Good beer with anything.
Forum: The Pit 12-07-2015, 08:59 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,047
Posted By Jehannum
Some great choices. Yvonne de Carlo I didn't...

Some great choices. Yvonne de Carlo I didn't expect to see, but totally agree.

Also Ingrid Bergman. No time to add photo just now (anyone else care to?)
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