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Forum: The Pit Today, 08:56 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 209
Posted By ultimate-slash
I find it really hard to imagine it not being...

I find it really hard to imagine it not being relatively good/enjoyable to be honest. At least not to the "general public" (aka the people who don't necessarily think Jar Jar is worse than Hitler)....
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:30 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 422
Posted By ultimate-slash
lol, that's the best version of "I'm not...

lol, that's the best version of "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" I've ever heard.
"I don't hate the Chinese, I just sold them an apartment!"
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:52 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 39
Posted By ultimate-slash
I do not. Hope I was of any help :y:

I do not.

Hope I was of any help :y:
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:48 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 417
Posted By ultimate-slash
Tbf, she worked there before "gays legally...

Tbf, she worked there before "gays legally being able to marry" became a thing, so I think that should be taken into account when discussing the civil rights of others :y:
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:16 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Chop up some garlic and onion. Put a bit of oil...

Chop up some garlic and onion. Put a bit of oil in a pan, heat it up and throw the garlic and onion in.

Then you can pretty much do whatever, but you've already covered the most important aspect of...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:32 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 301
Posted By ultimate-slash
Die another day Tomorrow never dies

Die another day
Tomorrow never dies
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:39 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 600
Posted By ultimate-slash
:haha It's ok, I forgive you. I saw butts in...

:haha

It's ok, I forgive you. I saw butts in this thread and now I'm in a good mood :y:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:12 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 600
Posted By ultimate-slash
^That exactly :y:

^That exactly :y:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:04 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 600
Posted By ultimate-slash
mu = mumu numu = wavelength nunumu =...

mu = mumu
numu = wavelength
nunumu = togethertube
nununumu = whatever the name is of the thing we have now

It's basically a room where you can upload music and chill/chat with all your favourite...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:42 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 600
Posted By ultimate-slash
It's about (nu)(nu)(nu)mu :y: ...and butts...

It's about (nu)(nu)(nu)mu :y:




...and butts :daisy:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:27 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Mods, can you please ban Jam? He's bullying me :(

Mods, can you please ban Jam? He's bullying me :(
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:24 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
:upto:

:upto:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:21 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Wanna get rekt for free?

Wanna get rekt for free?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:15 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'll just tell you that my joke was a sequel to...

I'll just tell you that my joke was a sequel to Pasta's.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:13 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'm not gonna tell you now :o You just lost a...

I'm not gonna tell you now :o

You just lost a chance at having a raging chuckle :n:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:11 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
mother****er :sad:

mother****er

:sad:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:11 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
I swear to god Jam don't ruin this for me :mad:

I swear to god Jam don't ruin this for me :mad:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:09 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
And I apology for the multiple posts.

And I apology for the multiple posts.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:08 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Just a bit longer.

Just a bit longer.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Need to wait a bit though.

Need to wait a bit though.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
I've got a good reply to that joke.

I've got a good reply to that joke.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:11 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Yeah, I turned off most of the computers now :y:

Yeah, I turned off most of the computers now :y:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:57 AM
Replies: 2,154
Views: 25,729
Posted By ultimate-slash
Yeah sorry about that, I can't seem to login on...

Yeah sorry about that, I can't seem to login on my other 1249 computers.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:06 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 709
Posted By ultimate-slash
How would YOU like to join the Nazi party?

How would YOU like to join the Nazi party?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:49 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 307
Posted By ultimate-slash
What was your vest joke? banana who?

What was your vest joke?

banana who?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:44 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 307
Posted By ultimate-slash
Who's there?

Who's there?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:42 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 307
Posted By ultimate-slash
I came up with a great joke...

...but I can't remember it :(

This thread is for all the great jokes you can't remember. Go! :y:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:52 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 301
Posted By ultimate-slash
Curiosity killed the cat > Cats have nine...

Curiosity killed the cat > Cats have nine lives > Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long.

The moral of the story: There's being curious, and then there's having a cat orgy in the middle...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:34 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 336
Posted By ultimate-slash
So is there a midget in the middle who just sits...

So is there a midget in the middle who just sits there doing nothing because the amputees standing around him/her can't really do much without arms, or is there someone standing in the middle who...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:20 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,190
Posted By ultimate-slash
Bristol Palin? More like Bristol Plain, as in...

Bristol Palin? More like Bristol Plain, as in "just plain please, without the extra cheese. I'm trying to lose some weight", amirite?
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