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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:15 PM
Replies: 325
Views: 4,420
Posted By Lord_Doku
Penguin bowling will be much more successful....

Penguin bowling will be much more successful. Guaranteed.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 06:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 175
Posted By Lord_Doku
The only reason The Office US could be...

The only reason The Office US could be (subjectively) better, is Steve Carrell.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,189
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's like knad, only in reverse, and much more...

It's like knad, only in reverse, and much more dank.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 05:16 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 875
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm awkward. No reason, just awkward.

I'm awkward. No reason, just awkward.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 05:15 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,441
Posted By Lord_Doku
Maybe proceedings in Toronto aren't based on...

Maybe proceedings in Toronto aren't based on emotions but rather on rational inquiry. They might want to prove it before they charge it.
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:03 AM
Replies: 208
Views: 3,045
Posted By Lord_Doku
Obviously the state just wants to keep her alive...

Obviously the state just wants to keep her alive so she can pay taxes until she finally recieves her retirement fund at the age of 96.
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2015, 12:19 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 9,959
Posted By Lord_Doku
The Abrahamic religions have a 'hierarchy' of...

The Abrahamic religions have a 'hierarchy' of sorts, the Christian one being the most state-like. (Pepo the Pope > Cardinals > Curia > etc.)
There is also a general consensus regarding what's good...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 08:59 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,937
Posted By Lord_Doku
That was beautiful.

That was beautiful.
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 08:48 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,915
Posted By Lord_Doku
Gimme A Little Kiss is so sweet and...

Gimme A Little Kiss is so sweet and innocent.

And old. Like, 50s old. Yeh.
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 343
Posted By Lord_Doku
I haven't played it. I'm not dressed grey enough.

I haven't played it. I'm not dressed grey enough.
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 07:42 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,937
Posted By Lord_Doku
My worst experience was when I thought it would...

My worst experience was when I thought it would be a good idea to raise my voice during a backing vocal section of a song. I blew up two speakers. Never used a microphone since.

@Rensa: you brave...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 07:26 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 987
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm quite fascinated with the 'cloudiness' with...

I'm quite fascinated with the 'cloudiness' with which people live their lives these days. Faces constantly in their smartphones, attitude that assumes victimization and violent reactions, and...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 07:21 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,635
Posted By Lord_Doku
I was thinking of the 'ideal man', to be honest....

I was thinking of the 'ideal man', to be honest. The legends of our history tell us about the hardships of life, and some of them tell the story of the people who conquered it. Gandhi's quest to...
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2015, 09:46 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,745
Posted By Lord_Doku
Sell the extra or keep it in reserve. In the...

Sell the extra or keep it in reserve.

In the case of consumables, definitely sell it to police officers. Use your kid as a salesman, they'll never see it coming.
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2015, 09:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 641
Posted By Lord_Doku
That Stairway bit sounds more like Sweet Child 'O...

That Stairway bit sounds more like Sweet Child 'O Mine. Maybe Axl should have tried to hire that salesman.
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 3,296
Posted By Lord_Doku
I didn't get anything except tired.

I didn't get anything except tired.
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2014, 04:05 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,151
Posted By Lord_Doku
2009 actually, even though my account predates it...

2009 actually, even though my account predates it severely.
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2014, 04:04 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 7,648
Posted By Lord_Doku
Nothing wrong with the word, only problem is when...

Nothing wrong with the word, only problem is when you give it a negative meaning.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 291
Posted By Lord_Doku
zip-zap-zoobity-flip-flapping dose burger bois.

zip-zap-zoobity-flip-flapping dose burger bois.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 09:46 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,028
Posted By Lord_Doku
I've never had the misfortune of entering a paid...

I've never had the misfortune of entering a paid service where I had to do things I disagreed with. You have my sympathies. And my laughter. And my sword. And my axe. And my gla..... no, not my glass.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 09:41 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,777
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't forget public heating furnaces, so the...

Don't forget public heating furnaces, so the brotestors don't get cold in the middle of the day.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,777
Posted By Lord_Doku
Why was 1938 Hitler's year? Positive influences...

Why was 1938 Hitler's year? Positive influences are not a criterium.

In my opinion an award like this should not serve to promote a political agenda. We already have the Nobel Peace Prize for that,...
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,194
Posted By Lord_Doku
That I'm in fact quite a nice guy.

That I'm in fact quite a nice guy.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,901
Posted By Lord_Doku
http://i.imgur.com/ZsZuEJg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZsZuEJg.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 05:55 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,777
Posted By Lord_Doku
You should sell it to Europeans. We'd make it...

You should sell it to Europeans. We'd make it properly worth buying.
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 05:51 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,901
Posted By Lord_Doku
Nicki for sure. Iggy is just trying to hitch a...

Nicki for sure. Iggy is just trying to hitch a ride, Ariana Grande is same-old-same-old, just like Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Beyonce. I have never heard of Charli XCX, and Meghan Traynor has as...
Forum: The Pit 11-28-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 7,737
Posted By Lord_Doku
Yes, one should always ask the father for his...

Yes, one should always ask the father for his permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. If you're going to perform an oldfashioned ritual, you might as well do it fully decorated.
Forum: The Pit 11-26-2014, 08:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 603
Posted By Lord_Doku
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Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,632
Posted By Lord_Doku
I try to be happy, so I try running over teenage...

I try to be happy, so I try running over teenage girls with my bicycle everytime they cross the road while gazing down at their smartphone.
Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,611
Posted By Lord_Doku
Freedom is not an American export... it's...

Freedom is not an American export... it's French... yuck.
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