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Forum: The Pit Today, 02:42 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 347
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
They don't you just need to get out of 9th grade...

They don't you just need to get out of 9th grade and meet actual musicians and not 14 year old bedroom guitarists
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 133
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhqQFs7huwU


Close enough
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:36 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 481
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
No one understands your baseball references here...

No one understands your baseball references here you nerd
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:52 AM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I'm allergic to the latex in condoms so I just...

I'm allergic to the latex in condoms so I just mummify my dick with saran wrap and fasten it to the base with a rubber band.
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:50 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 265
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I find the correct time to give up is usually...

I find the correct time to give up is usually when something seems difficult or when it will obviously take a long period of time to overcome certain shortcomings. That's why I ditched the guitar and...
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:34 AM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Why, are you afraid you might get your asshole...

Why, are you afraid you might get your asshole dirty? http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/icons/icon17.gif
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:31 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 481
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
This thread is offensive to me as a flat-footed...

This thread is offensive to me as a flat-footed american.
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:16 AM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 622
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I would but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to...

I would but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to resist your sisters sexual advances...
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:58 AM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 622
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Are there real people who actually pronounce it...

Are there real people who actually pronounce it innernet?
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:24 AM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Chinese ramen is like a buck to a buck fifty each...

Chinese ramen is like a buck to a buck fifty each whereas maruchan is like 13 cents a pop. Quantity > quality I could buy campbells chicken noodle soup for dat money son get real
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:28 PM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Seasoning will always improve anything you're...

Seasoning will always improve anything you're eating you damn hipster.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:17 PM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
It doesn't need it but it certainly helps in...

It doesn't need it but it certainly helps in every case ever.

I will fight you on this until the grave
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:15 PM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Best food is a properly cooked and seasoned...

Best food is a properly cooked and seasoned steak. Cajun ribeye possibly.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:57 PM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Pretty much every meat except for ludicrously...

Pretty much every meat except for ludicrously fancy and expensive stuff can be enhanced with a properly prepared sauce, though in general I just season and sear meat.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:54 PM
Replies: 33,178
Views: 285,883
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Gross, I'm gonna vomit, why would you ruin such a...

Gross, I'm gonna vomit, why would you ruin such a nice picture by photoshopping bryce in the background :mad:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:44 PM
Replies: 1,124
Views: 19,677
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sYJWw5uS6Ao/UCGTCUZtVVI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/vg_o0ONu8v0/s1600/bokong1.jpg

Mumu time bitches


Edit: Gross that's so...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 444
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Yeah right, you just need a taste of the old fish...

Yeah right, you just need a taste of the old fish taco to convert you.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 444
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
haha no way fat chicks are gross i only bang...

haha no way fat chicks are gross i only bang super models with a waist no bigger than 18 inches
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:27 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,137
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I don't think he was worried about the smell

I don't think he was worried about the smell
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:11 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 927
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
And like that a 9 year is getting more puss than...

And like that a 9 year is getting more puss than 3/4 of the pit
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:56 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,137
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
My biggest fear at summer camp would be drinking...

My biggest fear at summer camp would be drinking down a wasp that crawled into my soda can when I wasn't looking
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:34 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 428
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
So in other words canada invented hockey

So in other words canada invented hockey
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:27 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 428
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
OT: Canada gave the world hockey and is therefore...

OT: Canada gave the world hockey and is therefore the greatest nation in the world plus they have codeine in OTC pain meds or something which must be nice
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:22 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 428
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
*Native land You also know that Ontario is a...

*Native land

You also know that Ontario is a city :haha:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:21 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 64
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Sod off you loony git choke on a biscuit

Sod off you loony git choke on a biscuit
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 245
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Here's what you do, take two of your wives and...

Here's what you do, take two of your wives and chain them up somewhere isolated. Break their legs so they can't be sneaky and start doing squats or running in place to burn calories. Make the only...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:36 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 245
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I'll take the next fattest one

I'll take the next fattest one
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:33 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 945
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Wipe jizz on the underside of the handle of his...

Wipe jizz on the underside of the handle of his car door before he goes to work in the morning.

Jizz in his shampoo.

Put jizz on the shower head

Jizz in a water balloon full of warm water and...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:20 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,456
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I am a proud American who bleeds red, white, and...

I am a proud American who bleeds red, white, and blue, I urinate brown, and my bile is black like the depths of my soul.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:17 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,520
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
haha ya i like the part where it's mum is dead

haha ya i like the part where it's mum is dead
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