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Forum: The Pit Today, 06:09 PM
Replies: 296
Views: 3,791
Posted By lncognito
So, I've been playing with this idea in my mind...

So, I've been playing with this idea in my mind lately. Basic gist is, combine grave pact with a sacrifice engine and infinite supply of creatures to sac. Since I don't know anyone nearby who play,...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2013, 02:15 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,176
Posted By lncognito
They should be allowed to patent human genes,...

They should be allowed to patent human genes, just like I should be allowed to patent naturally occurring elements.
Now I want my licensed carbon back. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 05-15-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,179
Posted By lncognito
I can't think of my answer to the first question,...

I can't think of my answer to the first question, but my answer to the second depends on this: is it a relationship based on me being an asslicker or is it a relationship were I'm merely restricted...
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 01:19 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,752
Posted By lncognito
Nooo...? His name's David Brent. We call him the...

Nooo...? His name's David Brent. We call him the toad, though. Well, the other people at the workplace. Some of them really lack common decency and respect, making it quite hard to manage them. Not...
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2013, 12:44 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,752
Posted By lncognito
I'm team leader and assistant general manager at...

I'm team leader and assistant general manager at a local paper-company. Used to work in the army, but this job is cool as well as my boss is a hilarious guy, and I've got great prospect for...
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2013, 04:19 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 1,606
Posted By lncognito
Wolfy has obviously made a multi. With a lot of...

Wolfy has obviously made a multi.
With a lot of foresight...

I always secretly suspected him to be a Slipknot-fan.
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 03:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 890
Posted By lncognito
Just wanted to add that the dick-pic is essential...

Just wanted to add that the dick-pic is essential in TS' case, to prevent the other concert-goers from getting intimidated by him and his intimate knowledge of Ozzy.
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 11:43 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 355
Posted By lncognito
The Holy Bible. Because that is the only way her...

The Holy Bible. Because that is the only way her immortal soul can survive such a lair of evil with hopes of escaping eternal damnation to behold the gates to Heaven.
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 03:14 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,290
Posted By lncognito
Loveless, My bloody Valentine Although not the...

Loveless, My bloody Valentine

Although not the first time. I'd listen to it the second time again, because that's when it really got to me.

Most of the truly novel music I appreciate the most on...
Forum: The Pit 05-02-2013, 03:08 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 1,418
Posted By lncognito
Wait, is this secretly a test conspired by the...

Wait, is this secretly a test conspired by the mod-team to reveal whom is truly worthy of moddom? Because of so, I'd only spend my anointed day safeguarding the sacred principles of the pit and this...
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2013, 10:29 AM
Replies: 641
Views: 25,306
Posted By lncognito
Working on it. In the...

Working on it.

In the meanwhile...
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2411/samlohan.jpg

Edit:
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2411/samlohan.jpg
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2013, 10:07 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 5,500
Posted By lncognito
Wait, is it over already? I only managed to get...

Wait, is it over already? I only managed to get in one post due to stupid timezones and stuff. :sad:
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2013, 02:09 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 5,500
Posted By lncognito
Please guys, can't we stop all this! Can you not...

Please guys, can't we stop all this! Can you not see what this thread is doing to us? It's tearing the community apart. There probably is no such thing as a king, and if there is, he can definitely...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 04:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 699
Posted By lncognito
3... 2... 1...

3... 2... 1...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 4,061
Views: 371,683
Posted By lncognito
You know, I wouldn't really equate...

You know, I wouldn't really equate "putting" to "getting chained to a chair and have my pants torn of only to have a pe-"... I'm sorry... I can't go on. It was too horrible ;___;

He actually used...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 4,061
Views: 371,683
Posted By lncognito
You do realize dildos doesn't count? :o

You do realize dildos doesn't count? :o
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 03:32 PM
Replies: 4,061
Views: 371,683
Posted By lncognito
There's a dick on the moon...

There's a dick on the moon too.

>____>

Edit:Hush...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 03:22 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,731
Posted By lncognito
I'm glad to hear it. :3 The pit truly does...

I'm glad to hear it. :3
The pit truly does wonders for mental health >__>
(If "recent months" is stretched to include almost a year)

I wasn't really thinking of adding such a detail in order to...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 02:49 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,731
Posted By lncognito
Nono, I totally agree with you, it's not their...

Nono, I totally agree with you, it's not their responsibility to add it. However, seeing the sensitive nature of its content and the emotive impact it apparently had, it would have been a more classy...
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 02:19 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,731
Posted By lncognito
They could have considered adding the number for...

They could have considered adding the number for a suicide-hotline or other source of help to the ad. Not that they really went for the classy solution.

Personally, I'm bad enough of a person to...
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2013, 11:33 AM
Replies: 714
Views: 27,621
Posted By lncognito
And that is why you have some of the best threads...

And that is why you have some of the best threads in the pit :3

:liplick: x ∞
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2013, 11:25 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,419
Posted By lncognito
Raw broccoli < raw cauliflower Don't get me...

Raw broccoli < raw cauliflower

Don't get me wrong, broccoli is simply fantastic a lot of the time, but it cannot compete with the awesomeness of cauliflower. :liplick:
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2013, 07:14 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,272
Posted By lncognito
Damn, do I got bad news for you...

Damn, do I got bad news for you...
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2013, 05:38 PM
Replies: 641
Views: 25,306
Posted By lncognito
I present to...

I present to you:
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6880/sanesam.jpg
SaneSam!

Also...
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6821/skram.jpg
Forum: The Pit 04-08-2013, 07:35 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,148
Posted By lncognito
It seems to me that by indoctrinating children...

It seems to me that by indoctrinating children with a religious dogma, you only serve to diminish the prospects of their adult lives. By having them internalize fiction to the point where they will...
Forum: The Pit 04-08-2013, 06:03 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,148
Posted By lncognito
Teaching children religion at all should be...

Teaching children religion at all should be considered child-abuse, imho.
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Forum: The Pit 04-08-2013, 04:38 PM
Replies: 21,316
Views: 161,266
Posted By lncognito
Something tells me they don't really understand...

Something tells me they don't really understand Putin.

The best thing about that pic - after everything else on that pic, cause that pic is ****ing great -, is Merkel's reaction to being exposed to...
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2013, 06:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 453
Posted By lncognito
"Buk bukkaaaww" - chicken

"Buk bukkaaaww" - chicken
Forum: The Pit 04-03-2013, 06:35 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 175
Posted By lncognito
Everyone should feel ashamed of...

Everyone should feel ashamed of themselves.

You're all pathetic, sorry excuses for human beings.
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2013, 03:46 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 4,733
Posted By lncognito
If you were a proper gent.. nvm Edit: aww he...

If you were a proper gent..

nvm

Edit: aww he deleted it
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