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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:38 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,591
Posted By Lord_Doku
Seems natural. The strong don't need changes in...

Seems natural. The strong don't need changes in order to feel good, the weak want all the change they can get in order for life to be 'easier' to manage.

Modern day liberals ofcourse. I don't think...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:36 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 3,478
Posted By Lord_Doku
Had boners for some time before I started...

Had boners for some time before I started masturbating. Just sitting in the bus, looking outside and hiding it with my schoolbag. Then when I was 14, I'd already known about it and decided it was...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:45 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 925
Posted By Lord_Doku
Ah, I'm back after a refreshing night's...

Ah, I'm back after a refreshing night's sleep.

Good to see the thread continues, hope Romania is going to host next year. Oh the look on everyones faces if that happens :D
Forum: The Pit 05-16-2013, 05:48 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 925
Posted By Lord_Doku
Eurovision 2013 Thread

I don't think that Eurovision has ever made me laugh my ass off like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBcIb-iTdYc

What do you think ?


OFFICIAL SITE:...
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 04:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 281
Posted By Lord_Doku
no

no
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 04:31 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 502
Posted By Lord_Doku
You start by slowly caressing the body as you...

You start by slowly caressing the body as you kiss her repeatedly on her neck. Down, and down you go, as you get closer to the bridge. All that's left is to softly and tenderly remove the...
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2013, 02:48 PM
Replies: 219
Poll: Self Image
Views: 4,080
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't mind the way I look, but other people do,...

I don't mind the way I look, but other people do, which depresses me to the point where I instinctively vote "no" in the poll before thinking rationally.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 338
Posted By Lord_Doku
Invisible asteroid decides to poke fun at a...

Invisible asteroid decides to poke fun at a comedy show somewhere in Latvia, starring Adam Sandler.
Police officer decides to poke fun at nurseries in Bangladesh for his retirement speech, starring...
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:08 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 2,781
Posted By Lord_Doku
At that age, it would be surprising if someone...

At that age, it would be surprising if someone survives until the end of trial. The law is the law, but we've made it, and we are pretty flexible. *Moral compass, you are cleared for take-off*
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:06 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,229
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'd do it for money only. Apparantly there's a...

I'd do it for money only. Apparantly there's a market for the Holy Book of Bullshit Mountain.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 551
Posted By Lord_Doku
Maybe she's not worth it. Maybe it's not...

Maybe she's not worth it. Maybe it's not Maybelline ?
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:02 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 823
Posted By Lord_Doku
Men and women can do it, but because women have a...

Men and women can do it, but because women have a physical excuse, it's douchey when men do it.

Can't believe that idiot still genuinely believes that.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 12:00 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 314
Posted By Lord_Doku
A trip around the world isn't huge. A trip around...

A trip around the world isn't huge. A trip around the moon, now that would be huge.
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2013, 05:33 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,680
Posted By Lord_Doku
Amazing what a little bit of time can do.

Amazing what a little bit of time can do.
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 340
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm thinking of giving her my my severed ear,...

I'm thinking of giving her my my severed ear, complimented by a side-dish of dick in a box.
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2013, 05:27 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,336
Posted By Lord_Doku
'Course I'll get paid. I'm Dutch, the offer is...

'Course I'll get paid. I'm Dutch, the offer is one I cannot refuse.
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,430
Posted By Lord_Doku
>Makes comment on tunnel-vision keeping you...

>Makes comment on tunnel-vision keeping you from reaching your objective
>Gets branded a socialist for using unemployment as an example

Way to go Capitalisto...
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2013, 07:20 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,676
Posted By Lord_Doku
I like my acoustics like I like my women: warm...

I like my acoustics like I like my women: warm and humid.
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2013, 05:12 PM
Replies: 483
Views: 5,492
Posted By Lord_Doku
into

into
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 05:37 PM
Replies: 483
Views: 5,492
Posted By Lord_Doku
begged

begged
Forum: The Pit 05-03-2013, 03:45 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 816
Posted By Lord_Doku
Humans. Such a low-quality specimen of the worlds...

Humans. Such a low-quality specimen of the worlds most abundant resource.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2013, 10:42 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,401
Posted By Lord_Doku
Big band come to Latvia. Band plays for president...

Big band come to Latvia. Band plays for president of Potato Co. Recieve silent welcome, wonder why. Turn on main stage lights, logs everywhere. And president. President sit on bear matress with...
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2013, 10:40 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,019
Posted By Lord_Doku
Bands without bass can be good. Listen to ...And...

Bands without bass can be good. Listen to ...And Justice For All, see if I'm wrong.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,269
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's never to late to start. Until you have...

It's never to late to start.

Until you have children. **** children.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2013, 07:40 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,412
Posted By Lord_Doku
Feels good to live on the right side of the pond...

Feels good to live on the right side of the pond :)
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 2,458
Posted By Lord_Doku
Enough so I can afford to drive a Porsche 911. I...

Enough so I can afford to drive a Porsche 911. I could save up the money ofcourse, so it doesn't have to be an absurd amount.
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2013, 09:12 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,901
Posted By Lord_Doku
I prefer the alternative of not enough protection...

I prefer the alternative of not enough protection so people actually have to look out for themselves, unless they have a death wish.
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2013, 06:25 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 2,611
Posted By Lord_Doku
Girls. No mercy for the beta.

Girls. No mercy for the beta.
Forum: The Pit 04-25-2013, 12:17 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 933
Posted By Lord_Doku
Dixy. You better be southern.

Dixy.

You better be southern.
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2013, 04:03 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 964
Posted By Lord_Doku
Live off of interest rates so I'm not obligated...

Live off of interest rates so I'm not obligated to do anything for a living and can do whatever I want within the boundaries of the law and my mood.
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