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Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 12-23-2008, 03:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 298
Posted By Shoestick
I think this was a sort of quasi-attempt at being...

I think this was a sort of quasi-attempt at being ironic?

Yeah. Its a tad ridiculous. You need to change the chorus. Religion = genocide? Its a song, not a math equation. Most of my crit has...
Forum: Modern Rock 12-05-2008, 03:18 AM
Replies: 5,096
Views: 85,546
Posted By Shoestick
Just saw the pumpkins live last night. They were...

Just saw the pumpkins live last night. They were pretty rockin. Billy was wearing a dress.
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2008, 07:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 901
Posted By Shoestick
Dlya nas, dlya vas, dlya spetznaz!

Dlya nas, dlya vas, dlya spetznaz!
Forum: The Pit 11-21-2008, 12:51 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 910
Posted By Shoestick
This was already proven years ago. Its special...

This was already proven years ago. Its special relativity. Einstien's theory of general relativity has yet to be proven.

^This is exactly what the forumla e=mc^2 states.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2007, 03:41 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,168
Posted By Shoestick
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http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/JAILBIRD%2009803.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2007, 11:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By Shoestick
Sweet. Thanks for the help man. :cheers:

Sweet. Thanks for the help man.

:cheers:
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2007, 10:16 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By Shoestick
Is this coming from personal experience? Ive...

Is this coming from personal experience? Ive heard they sell weed and shrooms (although from this thread ive learned the latter could possibly be banned) but Ive never heard of them selling...
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2007, 10:01 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By Shoestick
:rolleyes: Well thanks. Im glad you could...

:rolleyes:

Well thanks. Im glad you could help.

...

Dickweed.

...
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2007, 09:20 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By Shoestick
Amsterdam...

Now we all know Amsterdam is a wondeful paradise where prostitutes pole dance on windmills amongst fields of free flowing marijuana and ignorant American tourists frolic in their own ****, but I...
Forum: The Pit 07-27-2007, 12:22 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,833
Posted By Shoestick
Quoted for emphasis.

Quoted for emphasis.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2007, 12:40 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 577
Posted By Shoestick
Someones happy a girl talked to them...

Someones happy a girl talked to them...
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2007, 03:21 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 339
Posted By Shoestick
No I just got the car a few days ago and I got it...

No I just got the car a few days ago and I got it with only one pair of keys.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2007, 03:03 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 339
Posted By Shoestick
Yeah thats what i thought at first. The key is...

Yeah thats what i thought at first. The key is very slightly bent, but not anywhere to the point where it should matter. If its just the key, though, how do I get a new one? I cant bring in the bent...
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2007, 02:35 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 339
Posted By Shoestick
No thats the steering lock. Its not that. My car...

No thats the steering lock. Its not that. My car is a 1986 Volkswagen Cabriolet. To SMterminator, the key goes in and out fine, but it just wont budge when I try to turn it.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2007, 02:09 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 339
Posted By Shoestick
I hate cars!!!! (carguys help...)

WTF!?!? The key wont turn in my car. Like, I put it in, but it just wont turn. This happened even before I put the steering lock on. Now the wheel or the key wont turn because I thought it was just...
Forum: The Pit 07-21-2007, 04:46 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 919
Posted By Shoestick
*checks pic thread* Youre 16!?!?!? ... ... oh

*checks pic thread*

Youre 16!?!?!?

...

...

oh
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2007, 12:31 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,721
Posted By Shoestick
They should just make it so cars can drive on...

They should just make it so cars can drive on water.
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2007, 12:07 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,116
Posted By Shoestick
*****bag

*****bag
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2007, 12:01 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,453
Posted By Shoestick
That was ****ing hilarious. When that guy pulled...

That was ****ing hilarious. When that guy pulled out the tec 9 I started dying. The best part was the very end when you thought the last guy actually managed to have a normal relationship while...
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 3,750
Posted By Shoestick
Everyday...

Everyday...
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,689
Posted By Shoestick
I steal books mostly.

I steal books mostly.
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2007, 03:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 777
Posted By Shoestick
Play nice, girls.

Play nice, girls.
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2007, 09:13 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 239
Posted By Shoestick
Use tumeric. Baste her up real good and let her...

Use tumeric. Baste her up real good and let her sit overnight. Preheat oven to 350 degrees and cook until desired.

Dont forget the tumeric.
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2007, 06:59 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,215
Posted By Shoestick
I would, but it would melt before it touched her....

I would, but it would melt before it touched her. Anything which brings happiness to mankind does. She is satan.
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2007, 03:32 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,215
Posted By Shoestick
The funniest part is I was a hooker for Halloween...

The funniest part is I was a hooker for Halloween and I was wearing a dress and all the girls were mad that I had an hourglass figure.


...


*rereads what was just typed*


...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2007, 02:50 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,215
Posted By Shoestick
:haha :haha :haha Lol they do. Thats...

:haha :haha :haha

Lol they do. Thats hilarious. I was gonna put that too but I figured I might as well salvage the threads of my self esteem.

Oh well...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2007, 02:26 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,215
Posted By Shoestick
Am I a woman?

My elbow hyperextends. This apparently means that when you "lock" your elbow joint (arm straight out) there is a bump on the inner side. My friends mom noticed this and said that guys arms dont do...
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2007, 01:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 658
Posted By Shoestick
Why not just be a man and roll by hand? ;)

Why not just be a man and roll by hand? ;)
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2007, 12:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 708
Posted By Shoestick
Lol. A Gibson LP was your first guitar? :eek:

Lol. A Gibson LP was your first guitar?

:eek:
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 221
Posted By Shoestick
Who likes motorcycles!?

I made a thread about a 1966 Honda C110 motorcycle making it across country a while ago but when I went to buy it the owner (some 50 year old motorcycle expert) slapped the **** out of me.

So now I...
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