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Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 09:56 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 942
Posted By Harvey Swick
well, when you've got an ass like the North Star,...

well, when you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 01:11 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
on the few times a girl introduced me to her...

on the few times a girl introduced me to her parents i think i did pretty well. just treat it like a business meeting. enter room, smile, direct eye contact, firm handshake, connect on a personal...
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 01:05 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
speaking of dads and sticky situations, my dad is...

speaking of dads and sticky situations, my dad is moving back to my hometown where i currently reside for the first time in almost 10 years. Its gonna be weird. he'll be here tomorrow.
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
been there, done that, Snip. The tricky part is...

been there, done that, Snip. The tricky part is your gf being ok while you and her dad head out to a pub for drinks. That's when you know youre IN.
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,709
Posted By Harvey Swick
ok Judges, send your lists to ...

ok Judges, send your lists to

h.swick19@gmail.com

and we will find out who the winner is!
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 03:04 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,709
Posted By Harvey Swick
ok, well, DEADLINE CLOSED. any other stories...

ok, well, DEADLINE CLOSED. any other stories submitted will not be counted for this comp but you may reserve your late entries for the next comp.

FOR THE JUDGES:

READ AND RATE THE STORIES, THEN...
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 08:54 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,709
Posted By Harvey Swick
ok deadline is today! get those stories in by...

ok deadline is today! get those stories in by midnight!
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 04:51 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,705
Posted By Harvey Swick
i remember reading that as an 11 year old, jay..

i remember reading that as an 11 year old, jay..
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 04:41 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,141
Posted By Harvey Swick
pretty much. Guy made an appearance at a...

pretty much. Guy made an appearance at a restaurant not even 20 miles from my doorstep.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 04:16 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
just switched to UG Black and all i gotta say...

just switched to UG Black and all i gotta say is:

YUCK
it looks like piss on that weird black notebook paper you were supposed to use gel pens on but you tried to use a normal pen and it looked like...
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 04:00 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 609
Posted By Harvey Swick
pickles, lobster soul, lettuce heart, organic...

pickles, lobster soul, lettuce heart, organic heirloom tomatoes and fire-roasted wild-boar bacon on toast that has been soaked and fried in eagle eggs.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:58 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,141
Posted By Harvey Swick
AND Guys Grocery Games

AND Guys Grocery Games
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
one time, i was in the woods, and i pooped in a...

one time, i was in the woods, and i pooped in a cinder block and filled one side up so i had to move to the next side.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:54 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 609
Posted By Harvey Swick
dude, already opening as a master sandwich maker...

dude, already opening as a master sandwich maker puts me on edge. what have you done to become a master? what are your qualifications? why should i trust you with my recipe for the ultimate sandwich...
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:48 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,141
Posted By Harvey Swick
lets not forget Man V. Food, Chopped, and...

lets not forget Man V. Food, Chopped, and Cutthroat Kitc*en
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 548
Posted By Harvey Swick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoXXb6RnhRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoXXb6RnhRE
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:40 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
really?....

really?....
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:37 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
it turns out the teacher was banging almost every...

it turns out the teacher was banging almost every male student in my class! im still pretty miffed about it. like, was i not cool enough or something? i mean, im good looking, why not me? idk...
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,705
Posted By Harvey Swick
this stuff was always...

this stuff was always hilarious:
http://i.imgur.com/XzlPN.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:24 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
funny story: ok, this happened to me in about...

funny story:

ok, this happened to me in about 6th grade which would make me around 10-11 years old. i was chillin in class and we were having sort of a free period. i cant remember why, maybe we had...
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 03:13 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,003
Posted By Harvey Swick
as a native american i take it for granted that i...

as a native american i take it for granted that i am less privileged than anyone, really.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:55 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 548
Posted By Harvey Swick
50 First Dates

50 First Dates
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:52 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 548
Posted By Harvey Swick
seppe tai

seppe tai
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:49 AM
Replies: 1,457
Views: 21,493
Posted By Harvey Swick
Winter Winter reached out of its hiding hole. A...

Winter

Winter reached out of its hiding hole. A warm October became frigid as Winter stretched it legs and began to walk. Ice and frost creeping across the world with each step as the sun wilted...
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:48 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 548
Posted By Harvey Swick
hey yknow what? lets include tv shows as well.

hey yknow what? lets include tv shows as well.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:38 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 548
Posted By Harvey Swick
Over The Line!

post your favorite movie quotes.
source of the quote would be cool but it would also be fun to let people guess what movie its from. Go!
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:35 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
well if you ever get anything recorded snip, let...

well if you ever get anything recorded snip, let me know! i would love to hear it.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:21 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
that sounds cool, snip. anything uploaded?

that sounds cool, snip. anything uploaded?
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:14 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,328
Posted By Harvey Swick
this. always this.

this. always this.
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2014, 02:13 AM
Replies: 21,344
Views: 215,276
Posted By Harvey Swick
i relate completely.

i relate completely.
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