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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:50 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,099
Posted By wafflesyrup
I feel as though the focus of discussion across...

I feel as though the focus of discussion across the UG site falls largely upon shit.
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2015, 07:41 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,660
Posted By wafflesyrup
So it's true then, everybody really does poop....

So it's true then, everybody really does poop. Wow.

When I shit in public restrooms (really just work) I'm always a tad bit retentive as I don't want everyone present to hear me fart while I shit....
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2015, 12:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,011
Posted By wafflesyrup
I've gotta make $20 last til Friday and my...

I've gotta make $20 last til Friday and my weekend just started with only three beers and a pack of smokes. Not so bad really, bills are paid. Can't say I've ever stolen food before (or anything for...
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2015, 03:25 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 812
Posted By wafflesyrup
I'm waiting for someone to drop rape porn as an...

I'm waiting for someone to drop rape porn as an answer, but I ain't gonna be the one to do so. So, definitely not rape porn.

Yeah I like the Taken mention. Gonna go with that.



Not rape porn...
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2015, 01:00 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,977
Posted By wafflesyrup
Apparently 'times I've cried' isn't something I...

Apparently 'times I've cried' isn't something I file away for the long term as I honestly couldn't say if I have or not over the last nine months. I may have, though I'm more inclined to believe not...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2015, 07:53 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 409
Posted By wafflesyrup
People seem to live for these "Hey I'm back...

People seem to live for these "Hey I'm back remember me!" type threads. I'll have to post more frequently so that mine is a hit upon my return many years from now. Though honestly, and I'm not trying...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 09:33 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 716
Posted By wafflesyrup
I haven't been dead for a long time, friend. Not...

I haven't been dead for a long time, friend. Not a single man yet has managed to decapitate me throughout the centuries I've lived. And I certainly don't see a man of the modern age possessing the...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 06:43 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 782
Posted By wafflesyrup
Google disagrees with your definition. Do you...

Google disagrees with your definition. Do you want to be on Google's bad side? I can assure you, you do not.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 09:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 782
Posted By wafflesyrup
Yope be trollin' y'all foos! Knock dat shit out...

Yope be trollin' y'all foos! Knock dat shit out Yope before I have to come over thurr and whoop yo punk ass, bitch.

On the real I play with Yope and this fool ain't never played with ANYONE else. 30...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 03:27 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,639
Posted By wafflesyrup
:haha:

:haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 12:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 384
Posted By wafflesyrup
I love all nuts. Nuts are kind of my thang.

I love all nuts. Nuts are kind of my thang.
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 2,736
Views: 57,826
Posted By wafflesyrup
:y: Thanks buddy. Grade A response. Sounds...

:y:

Thanks buddy. Grade A response.

Sounds like this will actually strip the follicle of THC residue as opposed to masking?
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2015, 11:18 AM
Replies: 2,736
Views: 57,826
Posted By wafflesyrup
I have a hair follicle test in the near future....

I have a hair follicle test in the near future. Should have time to simply just abstain and pass but out of curiosity, does anyone here have experience with hair tests? Particularly coming out...
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2015, 10:41 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 770
Posted By wafflesyrup
Shit, now I want to go watch Taken again. On...

Shit, now I want to go watch Taken again.

On topic I suck a whole lot of dicks.
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2015, 04:39 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,759
Posted By wafflesyrup
They'll be accounted for and provided sanctuary...

They'll be accounted for and provided sanctuary before we begin to trim the population by force.
Forum: The Pit 08-27-2015, 10:40 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 296
Posted By wafflesyrup
Your mom plays guitar.

Your mom plays guitar.
Forum: The Pit 08-27-2015, 10:36 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 121
Posted By wafflesyrup
I gotcha. Austin ****ing sucks, all the music...

I gotcha.

Austin ****ing sucks, all the music festivals there suck, all the people that live there suck. EVERYTHING about Austin sucks. **** Austin.
Forum: The Pit 08-27-2015, 10:28 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 2,541
Posted By wafflesyrup
Australians are such weird people. :haha:

Australians are such weird people. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-27-2015, 10:03 AM
Replies: 21,350
Views: 229,746
Posted By wafflesyrup
Think I'm going to start a new Divinity game,...

Think I'm going to start a new Divinity game, want to play two lone wolf toons. I'm open to playing co-op if anyone wants to =)
Forum: The Pit 08-27-2015, 07:47 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
Alright, it's 6:40 AM - time to have a beer....

Alright, it's 6:40 AM - time to have a beer. Cheers.

Oh and some music. Adrian Belew is the ****ing man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBbttFIVEY
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 10:38 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
I like to keep my drunk mellow, man. I just...

I like to keep my drunk mellow, man.

I just woke up after passing out for six hours or so. Aren't I such a pussy?
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 04:43 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
Yeah I've never quite understood that. Oddly...

Yeah I've never quite understood that.

Oddly enough it seems I do the majority of my Pit viewing while I'm at work so influenced posting isn't something that I really have the opportunity to...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 02:58 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VReqtKEekpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VReqtKEekpk
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 02:41 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
I've already had all my wisdom teeth pulled ...

I've already had all my wisdom teeth pulled :shrug:

But yeah the drugs were pretty nice. It's one of the only times in my life I've experienced the sensation of three hours passing by in what felt...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 02:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
Just for your...

Just for your Slapsy.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/49/498ca327732210395249321e15ee42f565055d46f1d4439d14b405a215b96208.jpg
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 02:27 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 620
Posted By wafflesyrup
My first drunk thread

Hey guys,

I'd like for this to be a special moment, some real bonding going on, y'know. This post, as indicated by the thread title, will be my very first drunk thread within The Pit. I'm currently...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 09:55 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 648
Posted By wafflesyrup
This time I was going to give TS the benefit of...

This time I was going to give TS the benefit of the doubt and actually watch the video. After having done so... yes, more bums please.
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 08:54 AM
Replies: 7,874
Views: 87,774
Posted By wafflesyrup
Hello potential future ex-e-wife, My name is...

Hello potential future ex-e-wife,

My name is Waffle, but I go by Wafflesyrup because all my friends say my flow is like watching syrup pour from a spout. Speaking of which, I feel the best way for...
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 08:36 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,039
Posted By wafflesyrup
Alright, that's enough internet for you.

Alright, that's enough internet for you.
Forum: The Pit 08-26-2015, 08:23 AM
Replies: 5,675
Views: 652,824
Posted By wafflesyrup
That got me good, been a little since I've...

That got me good, been a little since I've laughed that hard.
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