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Forum: The Pit 01-31-2013, 12:18 PM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,335
Posted By Crazymike100
Do you live in one of the police states, or does...

Do you live in one of the police states, or does your state allow private transfer of firearms?

18 SHOULD be old enough to carry a pistol. But I'm almost 21 at this point, and I'm going to get...
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2013, 11:55 PM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,335
Posted By Crazymike100
Nah. It's the ballistic party favors that...

Nah.

It's the ballistic party favors that usually kill people.
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2013, 10:56 PM
Replies: 2,641
Views: 37,335
Posted By Crazymike100
I picked up a box of 12 gauge lowbrass birdshot...

I picked up a box of 12 gauge lowbrass birdshot yesterday. I've been taking out the shot, and replacing it with confetti to surprise people at birthday parties. :)
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2013, 10:36 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 974
Posted By Crazymike100
You are ridden with aspergers. Avoid social...

You are ridden with aspergers. Avoid social situations, comrade!
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2013, 10:31 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,256
Posted By Crazymike100
Only Silly Country Would Dare To Launch Attack...

Only Silly Country Would Dare To Launch Attack Against Only Rising Superpower In Middle East.
Forum: The Pit 01-30-2013, 10:29 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,245
Posted By Crazymike100
Old Anatomy Professor used to say: "IF I...

Old Anatomy Professor used to say: "IF I COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT HUMAN BODY, I WOULD CHANGE THE KIDNEY TO DUMP EXCESS GLUCOSE LIKE DOES WITH ELECTROLYTES AND MINERALS. WOULD BE MOST WONDERFUL...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2013, 04:22 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
If I still feel like I'm on the verge of passing...

If I still feel like I'm on the verge of passing out after ten days, I'll call it quits. Mostly because by then, I'll have classes to care for. But if I feel like I'm getting into the cycle, I'll...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2013, 03:00 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
I've got two hours until my next nap. So I've...

I've got two hours until my next nap. So I've organized my closet, cleaned my room, and folded some towels.

The night times are the worst. The melatonin and internal clock make the nights...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2013, 01:12 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
The guy who came up with this sleep schedule...

The guy who came up with this sleep schedule reportedly stuck to it for two years with no ill effects. If I still feel unrested, then I can always increase the amount of nap time. It's a process. ...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
Oh ye of little faith.

Oh ye of little faith.
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 11:51 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
I just woke up from my 10PM nap. I still feel...

I just woke up from my 10PM nap. I still feel fine. I don't think I got any sleep, because mom is in the next room over watching television and laughing. The harpy laugh. No biggy. The 4am naps...
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2013, 10:49 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,781
Posted By Crazymike100
I'm going to sleep for two hours a day, everyday.

Hello, comrades!

A link was sent to me recently by my good friend Sam that says... it's not only possible to be functional on two hours of sleep... But it's better for you than sleeping in that...
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2012, 11:17 AM
Replies: 8,150
Views: 130,552
Posted By Crazymike100
There's a whitelist now? Lame. How can I party...

There's a whitelist now? Lame. How can I party hard with you guys when I can't get into the party?
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 11:05 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
http://imgur.com/TPUlX She's adorable-er in...

http://imgur.com/TPUlX

She's adorable-er in real life. I drank too many blueberry drink things and threw up all over her house. She's currently telling me it's okay, and cuddling with me. I am...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 09:22 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
She's pretty. I can't figure out this whole...

She's pretty. I can't figure out this whole picture thing. Also, for anyone monitoring this thread for anything other than the potential hotness of my girlfriend(9/10, btw. She's awesome.)
We...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 04:09 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
file:///C:/Users/Michael/Pictures/Batman.JPG ...

file:///C:/Users/Michael/Pictures/Batman.JPG

maybe? If you don't see me in Batman underwear, and not a lot else... Then it works!
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 04:06 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
...

PICTUREOFMEANDSIERRAWITHFUNYUNS
PICTUREOFMEANDSIERRAWITHPOLICEFORSEXYFUNTIMES
HOWDIDTHATFITINTHERE

Did it work?
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:56 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
How do we upload pictures?

How do we upload pictures?
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:55 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
Your face is entertaining in a very right way. ...

Your face is entertaining in a very right way.

You guys want pictures of us waiting at a gas station?
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:51 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
Her popop is her grandpa. They just called. ...

Her popop is her grandpa. They just called. They were driving down the same strip of road, looking for a Foodfast. We're at a Foodmart. Similar names, different stations. Popop is pissed. We're...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:40 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
But he's overseas right now, and they don't talk...

But he's overseas right now, and they don't talk anymore.

Also, public sex is frowned upon. We're next to a sheriffs office We checked there first. Sex in a police car is still cool though.

...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:37 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
THIS TRUCK WAS A GIFT FROM MY DEAD GRANDPA. KEEP...

THIS TRUCK WAS A GIFT FROM MY DEAD GRANDPA. KEEP THE FAMILY VEHICLE ALIIIIIIIVE.

unlike grandma, may he rest in peace.
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:36 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
That dude on the keyboard makes me happy in my...

That dude on the keyboard makes me happy in my pants.

The gas station attendant lady is giving me the stinkeye. I guess public masturbation is still frowned upon in this town.
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,472
Posted By Crazymike100
I'm stuck at a gas station!

Hi Pit!

I have a story of triumph, betrayal and lust.
It all started about nineteen years ago, when Sierras mom decided to get knocked up. Giving to me, a wonderful girlfriend about...
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2012, 02:15 PM
Replies: 8,150
Views: 130,552
Posted By Crazymike100
I just want the diamonds I had in the store back....

I just want the diamonds I had in the store back. You capitalist pigs. First you undercut my prices, and then I come back and I've got no Diamonds, and no money.
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2012, 07:26 PM
Replies: 8,150
Views: 130,552
Posted By Crazymike100
Why did I get kicked? D:

Why did I get kicked? D:
Forum: The Pit 08-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Replies: 8,150
Views: 130,552
Posted By Crazymike100
-server is acting stupid- -abuses...

-server is acting stupid-

-abuses glitch-

-fills chests with loot-

-sittin' easy niggas-
Forum: The Pit 08-05-2012, 12:59 PM
Replies: 8,150
Views: 130,552
Posted By Crazymike100
The server is down. D:

The server is down. D:
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2011, 05:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,329
Posted By Crazymike100
Say, for sake of the matter, that a stay at Days...

Say, for sake of the matter, that a stay at Days Inn is roughly $50 a night. Plus the fifty dollar deposit. Would they care if I check out after staying there for five hours? Or even twenty...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2011, 04:05 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,329
Posted By Crazymike100
If I pay in cash, I also have to pay the deposit....

If I pay in cash, I also have to pay the deposit. I get that deposit back after they check the room and see if I haven't written my name in blood and shit on the ceiling, rght? That's what I want...
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