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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:55 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 824
Posted By Lord_Doku
Last I checked, every Western country (barring...

Last I checked, every Western country (barring the Vatica....wait.) is an oligarchy using democracy as a front.
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 08:42 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 852
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't have a car, but I do know that we have a...

I don't have a car, but I do know that we have a law that stipulates that you may only use the horn in dangerous situations, like a chain reaction.

It's pathetic, I know.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2014, 11:54 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 740
Posted By Lord_Doku
Masturbation a few hours before, and a glass of...

Masturbation a few hours before, and a glass of rum just before we start.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2014, 11:52 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 836
Posted By Lord_Doku
Feet, bicycle, and kitty-litter-boarding.

Feet, bicycle, and kitty-litter-boarding.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2014, 11:51 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,285
Posted By Lord_Doku
This is why parents were better in the past than...

This is why parents were better in the past than they are now. Can't even teach their kids self-defense.
Forum: The Pit 04-09-2014, 11:50 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,432
Posted By Lord_Doku
XP is pretty ancient. I remember when my PC first...

XP is pretty ancient. I remember when my PC first got it, it was amazing. Now though, it's outdated big time, however good the support is.

Makes me wonder though.

The Dutch gouvernment has signed a...
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2014, 09:44 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 459
Posted By Lord_Doku
Funny, I've always been more productive in the...

Funny, I've always been more productive in the cold than in the warmth of spring/summer. 20c is too warm for me, until I get used to it after 2 months.
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2014, 09:43 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,948
Posted By Lord_Doku
Dat ending, so perfectly pathetic. Makes you feel...

Dat ending, so perfectly pathetic. Makes you feel like the writers spent alot of time a few seasons back writing Mass Effect 3 and getting a payraise for it.
Forum: The Pit 11-01-2013, 10:13 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 329,948
Posted By Lord_Doku
Starbucks ? Nah, that business had a bad rep here...

Starbucks ? Nah, that business had a bad rep here in Amsterdam.
We have The Coffee Company for whenever we feel like we need a luxury (girly) coffee-inspired heart attack. It's quite neat actually,...
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 02:22 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,605
Posted By Lord_Doku
Masturbate to a picture of lost gf. When you can...

Masturbate to a picture of lost gf.
When you can do that, you're over her.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 02:20 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 920
Posted By Lord_Doku
We still have a landline, but I'd propably not...

We still have a landline, but I'd propably not get one when I move out.
Honestly, I'd do well without a phone altogether when I can wear a computer on my forearm like Action Man.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 02:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 270
Posted By Lord_Doku
http://i.imgur.com/TV26rFx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TV26rFx.jpg
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 02:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 215
Posted By Lord_Doku
It had a depressing lack of new amp.

It had a depressing lack of new amp.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 02:13 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 566
Posted By Lord_Doku
This winter was really shitty. There no no snow,...

This winter was really shitty. There no no snow, hardly any freezing, pretty much no nothing. And I love the winter.

So yeah, **** the sun, **** the spring, and **** the summer.

Even if it were...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2014, 11:40 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 446
Posted By Lord_Doku
That video, that beautiful surprise

That video, that beautiful surprise
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2014, 10:02 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,194
Posted By Lord_Doku
I like to think that if the great classical...

I like to think that if the great classical composers had access to electric guitars they would incorporate them in their pieces.

Having said that, they'd be gutted by everyone ruining it by using...
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,433
Posted By Lord_Doku
Since when do we dislike Jeremy Clarkson ? He has...

Since when do we dislike Jeremy Clarkson ? He has a balding head, a gay car and his motoring is maximum.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,665
Posted By Lord_Doku
17 years old clearly is the limit for attaining...

17 years old clearly is the limit for attaining poon and Lambo's.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 04:25 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,433
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's not their quality we're proud of, it's the...

It's not their quality we're proud of, it's the fact that we sold them to all the idiots abroad and that they keep coming back for more. Makes us feel like McDonalds and Coca-Cola.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 9,686
Posted By Lord_Doku
They can have it. It's a civil war more than a...

They can have it. It's a civil war more than a traditional imperialist redrawing of the map.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2014, 04:12 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,424
Posted By Lord_Doku
Must be that inbreeding with potatos.

Must be that inbreeding with potatos.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:22 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 611
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's back again, and it's rockstar games weekend...

It's back again, and it's rockstar games weekend ? Sweet... i guess.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:22 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 252
Posted By Lord_Doku
Ali, with Will Smith is an entertaining...

Ali, with Will Smith is an entertaining watch.

Yes. Muhammad Ali played the ropes. It counts.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 161
Posted By Lord_Doku
I could start about how Android doesn't have this...

I could start about how Android doesn't have this convenience-issue but that would be beating a dead horse.
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 611
Posted By Lord_Doku
Schwalbe ! It's clearly a schwalbe !

Schwalbe ! It's clearly a schwalbe !
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 2,451
Posted By Lord_Doku
I love how the media keeps focussing on those...

I love how the media keeps focussing on those press releases, which basically all say: "we have no ****ing idea where this bird is"
Forum: The Pit 03-13-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 1,433
Posted By Lord_Doku
Vaccinations ? Haven't had any in 10 years.

Vaccinations ? Haven't had any in 10 years.
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2014, 05:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 736
Posted By Lord_Doku
There's etiquette for buttoning a shirt ?

There's etiquette for buttoning a shirt ?
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 937
Posted By Lord_Doku
Not die until I'm 130 years old seems like a nice...

Not die until I'm 130 years old seems like a nice life dream.
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2014, 04:19 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,019
Posted By Lord_Doku
No can do, gotta wait for our overlords to make...

No can do, gotta wait for our overlords to make it compatible with people that actually need to wear glasses in order to see properly, like me.

I do think a bit of cynicism is mandatory here. Think...
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