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Forum: Promote YOUR Band 07-14-2015, 11:35 AM
Replies: 3
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Posted By tard on tour
Haha well maybe one day this little sloth will...

Haha well maybe one day this little sloth will transcend the limits of organic matter and bring forth the foretold coming of the machines. :D

If I make the next album heavier I could call it iron...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 07-14-2015, 05:02 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 153
Posted By tard on tour
Shameless bump.

Shameless bump.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2015, 05:00 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 561
Posted By tard on tour
There must be some sort of psychological anomaly...

There must be some sort of psychological anomaly where you're more likely to use a 'your mum' joke when the person's mum is dead. I said it once to a school friend and half way through saying 'your...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 07-10-2015, 05:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 153
Posted By tard on tour
Sloth - Doom/Sludge - New EP

Hey guys,

http://s15.postimg.org/i2gxzgpuz/sloth_cover_art.jpg

I just finished my debut EP: Slow as Shiit. Main influences were Boris, Electric Wizard and Bongripper, but take a listen if you like...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2015, 03:53 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 887
Posted By tard on tour
Next season is apparently the 'final' season, but...

Next season is apparently the 'final' season, but they've made it pretty clear that they hope to come back to it when they're both a bit older. So look forward to Peep Show: Old Peoples Home Edition...
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,392
Posted By tard on tour
It is canon with the live action films.

It is canon with the live action films.
Forum: The Pit 10-15-2014, 12:56 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 2,330
Posted By tard on tour
It sounds like you're a douche. How do you know...

It sounds like you're a douche. How do you know certain things aren't real? You're in no better a position than any of the people you 'shut down'. Just because you read some words on a piece of paper...
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 09:00 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 892
Posted By tard on tour
A guy told me I was skating on a private road...

A guy told me I was skating on a private road once. I said 'Are you gonna call the cops?' and he said 'No sir.' and walked away.
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 08-27-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 376
Posted By tard on tour
SLOTH. Stoner/Sludge/Doom metal.

Hey,

This is my sludge metal project. If you're a fan of Electric Wizard, Boris, Pallbearer and Bongripper then give it a listen, see what you think.

Sloth Facebook...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 07-28-2014, 06:45 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 296
Posted By tard on tour
SLOTH. Stoner/Sludge/Doom metal.

Hey guys,

This is my latest project. I've got one demo track so far, more to come later. If you like Pallbearer, Bongripper, Electric Wizard and Boris, then you may like the sound I'm going for....
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 646
Posted By tard on tour
The chorus bits were sick.

The chorus bits were sick.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 731
Posted By tard on tour
I just read up about it. Apparently these Bundy's...

I just read up about it. Apparently these Bundy's have used federal owned land to graze their cattle for hundreds of years and now the government want to take it away from them after allowing it for...
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 05:36 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 3,064
Posted By tard on tour
Well Germany has the Germans and Spain has the...

Well Germany has the Germans and Spain has the Spanish. I know which I'd rather pick....the Scottish.
Forum: The Pit 02-14-2014, 03:52 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,440
Posted By tard on tour
What is almost as bad as a weak handshake is when...

What is almost as bad as a weak handshake is when people try to get you to shake their fingers instead of interlocking the hands at the base of the thumb. Makes me want to hurl.
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2014, 05:57 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 861
Posted By tard on tour
Nike. Just nike. Don't get mercs though, everyone...

Nike. Just nike. Don't get mercs though, everyone has them and they're way too light, you may aswell play bare footed. I've got ctr360s, they're nice for all round play.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2013, 02:21 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 618
Posted By tard on tour
Don't worry, it's probably an Epiphone...

Don't worry, it's probably an Epiphone...
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 06:29 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 2,835
Posted By tard on tour
I shouted 'Stacy!' at Stacy from Eastenders on...

I shouted 'Stacy!' at Stacy from Eastenders on two separate occassions outside the same shop. If there's any justice in the world she now thinks of me as a stalker.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2013, 05:46 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,459
Posted By tard on tour
This is the one you need to do. Make sure you...

This is the one you need to do. Make sure you post pictures of yourself wearing your new coat on facebook too.
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2013, 10:28 AM
Replies: 40,206
Views: 498,865
Posted By tard on tour
...

http://s13.postimg.org/d6nfkdacn/tumblr_mp3njbi_Na_X1s5cbjco1_1280.jpg Leaked screenshot of fable 4, what do you guys think?
Forum: The Pit 05-15-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,032
Posted By tard on tour
I'm only posting to see my join date edit: I'm...

I'm only posting to see my join date

edit: I'm getting there. I've never really contributed anything in my years either, I probably don't even have 500 posts yet. . .
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2013, 02:36 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,380
Posted By tard on tour
The fact that you would even think someone...

The fact that you would even think someone doesn't know how colour works is borderline special needs. Obviously the guy was saying that when you mix two colours together you don't get an 'original'...
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,380
Posted By tard on tour
I hope you're both doing hilarious April fools...

I hope you're both doing hilarious April fools jokes. . .
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2012, 02:12 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,800
Posted By tard on tour
Yep you're definitely either too young or too gay...

Yep you're definitely either too young or too gay if you don't enjoy this. Also sorry about the quote but I had to come up with an excuse to post this again :haha:
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2012, 01:10 PM
Replies: 715
Views: 16,799
Posted By tard on tour
Lots of ugly women on this website... just shows...

Lots of ugly women on this website... just shows how little men settle for :p: Im balanced between absolutely not and no at the moment
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2012, 03:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 466
Posted By tard on tour
Cancer.

Cancer.
Forum: The Pit 03-09-2012, 06:56 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 3,669
Posted By tard on tour
TS I think we should start a cover band. We'll...

TS I think we should start a cover band. We'll play classics such as wake me up when september ends, seven nation army and smells like teen spirit. You can be called Billie Joe Slash and I'll be Kurt...
Forum: The Pit 02-29-2012, 05:17 AM
Replies: 144
Views: 3,739
Posted By tard on tour
I've decided I want to be mumified when I die...

I've decided I want to be mumified when I die...
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2012, 06:08 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 565
Posted By tard on tour
When I eat oreos my poo is black and powdery.

When I eat oreos my poo is black and powdery.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2010, 07:16 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,495
Posted By tard on tour
It's Switzerland

It's Switzerland
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2010, 05:42 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,495
Posted By tard on tour
It's Switzerland

It's Switzerland
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