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Forum: The Pit 12-15-2013, 07:08 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,099
Posted By MapOfYourHead
1/2 bottle whiskey + 1 bottle of dark rum +...

1/2 bottle whiskey + 1 bottle of dark rum + several shots of something + pints. Sick everywhere. Broken glass everywhere. Hole in my bedroom door. Lost phone. Manly tears. Wanted to die the next...
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2013, 12:06 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,414
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Stop being so fvcking miserable. You've got a...

Stop being so fvcking miserable. You've got a whole world out there to explore if you're unhappy where you are now.
Forum: The Pit 11-09-2013, 12:02 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,286
Posted By MapOfYourHead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwtzlpVGNg Gonna...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwtzlpVGNg

Gonna throw this out there because it's what I'm into at the minute.
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2013, 05:12 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 833
Posted By MapOfYourHead
If nobody criticised anybody, there would be so...

If nobody criticised anybody, there would be so much more shit music within my hearing range. I wouldn't live in that world if you payed me.
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2013, 08:15 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,366
Posted By MapOfYourHead
I'm pretty shit at a lot of things, but that's...

I'm pretty shit at a lot of things, but that's only because I don't put any effort into learning how to do them.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2013, 10:38 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 769
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Back hair is replusive. You should all be ashamed...

Back hair is replusive. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2013, 06:34 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 900
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Hello, my name is James, and I'm an attention...

Hello, my name is James, and I'm an attention *****.
Forum: Bands & Artists 09-11-2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,466
Posted By MapOfYourHead
The Freddie Mercury Moustache Experience.

The Freddie Mercury Moustache Experience.
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2013, 05:44 PM
Replies: 186
Views: 2,794
Posted By MapOfYourHead
A smick Belfast one. Obviously.

A smick Belfast one. Obviously.
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2013, 08:40 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 531
Posted By MapOfYourHead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwLl5nY5WPI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwLl5nY5WPI
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2013, 08:31 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 542
Posted By MapOfYourHead
It gets too cold at night. What was that noise?...

It gets too cold at night. What was that noise? What is touching my leg!
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2013, 08:15 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,248
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Stop expecting popular bands to play harder rock...

Stop expecting popular bands to play harder rock when harder rock isn't in vogue at the minute. You need to look at relatively unknown bands to get what you're looking for - you need to look beyond...
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 04:13 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 849
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Don't listen to anyone here. If a girl looks at...

Don't listen to anyone here.

If a girl looks at you, she wants it bad. If she smiles, she's already imagining the wedding.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 04:07 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 1,775
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Become complacent with the size of your penis,...

Become complacent with the size of your penis, and know that it has the ability to function effectively regardless of its size. Confidence in the rest of your life will probably follow.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:54 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,718
Posted By MapOfYourHead
You ceased the ability to get a girlfriend.

You ceased the ability to get a girlfriend.
Forum: Guitar Techniques 09-08-2013, 03:52 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 496
Posted By MapOfYourHead
I don't practice anymore - I just play. And if f...

I don't practice anymore - I just play. And if f I'm learning a new song, I play slowly.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:48 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 524
Posted By MapOfYourHead
People "makes eyes" with people all the...

People "makes eyes" with people all the time knowing that nothing is ever going to happen. I do it in work for a laugh all the time, and that waitress probably does it all the time too.
Forum: Metal 09-08-2013, 03:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 439
Posted By MapOfYourHead
The saddest of all keys.

The saddest of all keys.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:38 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,995
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Nobody even knows who the Grateful Dead are...

Nobody even knows who the Grateful Dead are anyway, so as far as society is concerned, the shirt is just a cool looking shirt - and if your sister is hot, then nobody will even notice the shirt.
Forum: Guitar Techniques 09-08-2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 689
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Jerry's Breakdown basically taught me to...

Jerry's Breakdown basically taught me to fingerpick.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 620
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Drink as much water as you can before bed so you...

Drink as much water as you can before bed so you don't get dehydrated during the night. Alternatively, know your limits.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:29 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 802
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Bouncers are only dicks to people who look, or...

Bouncers are only dicks to people who look, or act, like dicks. If you weren't a dick you would see that.
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,995
Posted By MapOfYourHead
You look ripped Your hair is amazing You're hooks...

You look ripped
Your hair is amazing
You're hooks are fvcking devastating
I love your brain
You're hot
You're a really good teacher
You're so funny
You're a fashionable young man, let's get your...
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2013, 02:29 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,451
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Often, when on the toilet.

Often, when on the toilet.
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2013, 02:27 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 1,802
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Urban warfare and bonfire building.

Urban warfare and bonfire building.
Forum: Musician Talk 06-19-2012, 08:19 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 891
Posted By MapOfYourHead
It usually means that I can't play it.

It usually means that I can't play it.
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2012, 08:11 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 3,254
Posted By MapOfYourHead
I'm an undefeated amateur boxer with the...

I'm an undefeated amateur boxer with the astounding record of 1-0-0.

You wouldn't have a chance, son.
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2012, 07:36 AM
Replies: 11,673
Views: 138,794
Posted By MapOfYourHead
1/10 Would not listen to again if...

1/10
Would not listen to again if paid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZgb1ragWuQ
Forum: The Pit 06-17-2012, 07:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 656
Posted By MapOfYourHead
Does anyone know the episode were Karl talks...

Does anyone know the episode were Karl talks about having to talk to his friend through the window when he was a kid?

Was that even in an episode, or am I just imagining things?
Forum: The Pit 06-17-2012, 07:07 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,262
Posted By MapOfYourHead
I'm fairly certain that most of the chicken I...

I'm fairly certain that most of the chicken I cook is on/below the verge of not being cooked enough.

I also once ate homemade biscuit-caramel-chocolate square things that were so sugar-dense that I...
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