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Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 12:17 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 644
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Nobody is as efficient as a lazy person (me) who...

Nobody is as efficient as a lazy person (me) who knows that sweet, sweet relaxation awaits them as soon as the current job is complete.

However, the fastest route to inefficiency is making it clear...
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 12:15 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,077
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Wrong. It's about attention and making other...

Wrong.

It's about attention and making other people care what you have to say by attaching the automatic gravitas of your death to it.

Most people don't give a crap what anyone else has to say....
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 12:08 AM
Replies: 63
Tpp
Views: 1,012
Posted By Not a Les Paul
It's pretty damn suspicious that Obama is pushing...

It's pretty damn suspicious that Obama is pushing hard for a trade deal that is passing with mostly Republican votes and is generally opposed by his own party. I don't know what the hell a president...
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2015, 10:34 PM
Replies: 63
Tpp
Views: 1,012
Posted By Not a Les Paul
It's pretty terrible. Dunno what the current...

It's pretty terrible. Dunno what the current situation is, but the leaked WIP sections are a wish list for corporate power. It's a backdoor for parts of SOPA to make it into law, and it establishes a...
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 2,989
Posted By Not a Les Paul
[/thread] I can't make a better argument for why...

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I can't make a better argument for why "bitch" deserves to remain in the vernacular.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2015, 10:44 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,796
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Trespassing isn't punishable by death, so...

Trespassing isn't punishable by death, so presence in your house is not grounds for summary execution.

So, I feel obliged to give you the opportunity to run away. I'm not looking to have anyone's...
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2015, 11:38 AM
Replies: 265
Views: 4,121
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Marriage existed a long time before catholicism...

Marriage existed a long time before catholicism ever existed. They don't have a monopoly on marriage.
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 03:28 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,503
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Shitty phone apps are not "history".

Shitty phone apps are not "history".
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 10:33 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,141
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Doesn't matter. I know that I am both.

Doesn't matter. I know that I am both.
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 10:32 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 2,792
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I think it's kind of sad that it took nine...

I think it's kind of sad that it took nine people's lives to make this start happening.
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 12:05 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 781
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Yup. Usually if somebody was just using the hot...

Yup. Usually if somebody was just using the hot water and the pipes are still full of it.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 984
Posted By Not a Les Paul
2000 because it was the last year before America...

2000 because it was the last year before America turned into post-9/11 America.

Post-9/11 America is the worst America.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 04:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 984
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I can't think of anything else that comes close...

I can't think of anything else that comes close to being as decade-defining as American Idiot.
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2015, 12:47 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 1,923
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Simple answer is no. Sure, I believe in informed...

Simple answer is no. Sure, I believe in informed consent, but it's your job to know what you're getting into. It's not the rest of the world's job to make sure you don't see anything you can't handle...
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2015, 05:47 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 917
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Pretty much anything work-related.

Pretty much anything work-related.
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2015, 07:26 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 705
Posted By Not a Les Paul
After six years I'm pretty sure I haven't.

After six years I'm pretty sure I haven't.
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-17-2015, 01:02 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 947
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I loves my Floyd. But, you really have to pick...

I loves my Floyd. But, you really have to pick one tuning and stick with it. Keeping it tuned and set up is no big deal, but it's a pain to change to a different tuning.
Forum: The Pit 06-15-2015, 11:20 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 543
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I hate work politics. So goddamn much. We should...

I hate work politics. So goddamn much. We should have one day a year where it's legal to hunt down and murder bosses that preside over shitty workplaces.

Work is the worst. Especially in retail,...
Forum: The Pit 06-15-2015, 11:14 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 3,221
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I like the idea of being married. I'm one of...

I like the idea of being married. I'm one of those people that thrives on continuity. I like waking up in the same house, driving the same car, going the same place for coffee, sitting in the same...
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2015, 12:11 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,217
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Somebody should probably fix that Wikipedia page,...

Somebody should probably fix that Wikipedia page, then. :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2015, 09:45 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,217
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Jesus christ guys just tell me if it's okay to...

Jesus christ guys just tell me if it's okay to let other people know that I like Killswitch Engage or not.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2015, 12:42 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,852
Posted By Not a Les Paul
IMO, comedians that loudly and continuously whine...

IMO, comedians that loudly and continuously whine about PC are comedians who are grossly overreliant on the "I'm such an asshole!" schtick.

Instead of whining about it, develop a better act that...
Forum: The Pit 06-10-2015, 10:55 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,418
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Yup. Used to be a mechanic, worked for a hospital...

Yup. Used to be a mechanic, worked for a hospital humping medical equipment into people's homes, and I've done a lot of demo/reno work.

I ain't a pussy. I'm only secure in my masculinity if I'm...
Forum: The Pit 06-10-2015, 10:53 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 854
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Every American citizen should have the right to...

Every American citizen should have the right to vote, even if all they can do is drool on the ballot.

If they can't really show up to the polls and vote, that's fine, but everybody should be...
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2015, 05:33 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,143
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Truth. Tattoos are ugly and trashy.

Truth. Tattoos are ugly and trashy.
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2015, 06:29 PM
Replies: 27
hey
Views: 474
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I'm not o-****ing-kay.

I'm not o-****ing-kay.
Forum: The Pit 06-01-2015, 02:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 546
Posted By Not a Les Paul
I have lived by the pen and I shall die by the...

I have lived by the pen and I shall die by the pen!
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2015, 09:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,061
Posted By Not a Les Paul
If possible, go for the bathroom attached to the...

If possible, go for the bathroom attached to the master bedroom at the end of a hallway on the second floor.

Though, if it's got a window facing the street, they may say the hell with it and shove...
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2015, 09:37 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,061
Posted By Not a Les Paul
Hence, wrapping in a sheet. But yeah, that's a...

Hence, wrapping in a sheet. But yeah, that's a hazard of that job.

I just handled the equipment, like a roadie but for dying people.
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,061
Posted By Not a Les Paul
For reals though, I worked in hospice care and we...

For reals though, I worked in hospice care and we encouraged people to get their relative set up in the living room so they would die there. We told people it was so everyone had room to gather...
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