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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:12 AM
Replies: 44
Poll: lettuce
Views: 556
Posted By captaincrunk
my favorite lettuce is spinach

my favorite lettuce is spinach
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2014, 11:51 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 341
Posted By captaincrunk
i hate that terrible band

i hate that terrible band
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2014, 11:47 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
i can run league on max settings with over 200...

i can run league on max settings with over 200 fps and i just have a midrange card, turn vsync off and see if you can break 1k fps
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 12:26 PM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
yes you are. your skin color means you'll be...

yes you are. your skin color means you'll be able to take out at least like 50k a year in loans

it's based on income as well. anyway they have diversity requirements to keep accreditation so yeah
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 12:21 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
she can crit during headshot to get 350% (375%)...

she can crit during headshot to get 350% (375%) bonus damage auto attack though, that's pretty cool
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 11:48 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
not really, they only give need based...

not really, they only give need based scholarships to particularly talented individuals. schools like that don't need to sweeten the pot for white cismale shitlords
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 11:25 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
it looks just like harder to eat pie

it looks just like harder to eat pie
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 01:48 AM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
those aren't crits but ok

those aren't crits but ok
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
-.-

-.-
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
i am too broke to even afford 50% off games so...

i am too broke to even afford 50% off games so not me lol
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 11:37 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
the expensive beer. i assume they have that. ...

the expensive beer. i assume they have that. also your smartphone
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 11:38 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,080
Posted By captaincrunk
leaving a child in a car with no air conditioning...

leaving a child in a car with no air conditioning (because the car was probably not running, else she'd be ******ed) in 75 degree heat is grounds for an investigation

EDIT


yeah, **** people who...
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 11:03 PM
Replies: 257
Views: 3,134
Posted By captaincrunk
he means that any system where healthcare is...

he means that any system where healthcare is privitized will inevitably result in racketeering, even if you try to pretty it up with bullshit
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 979
Posted By captaincrunk
my best friend has a really terrible case. he...

my best friend has a really terrible case. he has an ileostomy bag
(comes out the front of his belly) and no rectum anymore
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
you have to play a game every month for sure or...

you have to play a game every month for sure or you'll decay out of it
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 04:19 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 625
Posted By captaincrunk
Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (in 2014)"

Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (in 2014)"
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 596
Posted By captaincrunk
bones are dangerous to the environment, the...

bones are dangerous to the environment, the earth is so full of dead bones that it had to turn some into oil just so we'd burn them up
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 01:01 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
this all assumes your enemies are ******ed though

this all assumes your enemies are ******ed though
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
dragon and baron are just icing on the (capped at...

dragon and baron are just icing on the (capped at way less than 1000 true damage) percent health execute cake
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2014, 11:25 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
yeah he probably looked like he was joking at...

yeah he probably looked like he was joking at first which would have been hilarious/really mean
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 07:36 PM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
wouldn't that require someone cared enough first?

wouldn't that require someone cared enough first?
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 11:59 AM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
am i the level 30 friend who noobstomped the...

am i the level 30 friend who noobstomped the level 20 jax?
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2014, 10:29 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
functionalism is really easy

functionalism is really easy
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2014, 12:27 AM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
he could coach an NA team if he wanted, but the...

he could coach an NA team if he wanted, but the rumors are just rumors right now
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 12:15 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,252
Posted By captaincrunk
he's actually lost a fair bit of weight

he's actually lost a fair bit of weight
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 5,326
Views: 49,493
Posted By captaincrunk
i'm surprised there's no thread on the whole...

i'm surprised there's no thread on the whole celebgate thing, i guess mods banned it?
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 10:42 AM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
to be fair so did everyone else on NA

to be fair so did everyone else on NA
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
WOO TSM WOO TSM YAY also: tristana wins playoffs...

WOO TSM WOO TSM YAY

also: tristana wins playoffs by herself, weird
Forum: The Pit 09-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 13,448
Views: 156,695
Posted By captaincrunk
just finished lmq/tsm series and whoa whoa whoa...

just finished lmq/tsm series and whoa whoa whoa yeaaaaah

also trist won every game

EDIT: LMQ is only a north american team in name. it doesn't have any north american players. I know teams are...
Forum: The Pit 09-01-2014, 12:06 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,735
Posted By captaincrunk
if you guys get married everything will be okay...

if you guys get married everything will be okay no matter what and the kid will come out looking like you. if you don't it will have snake eyes and platypus feet
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