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Forum: The Pit 07-09-2014, 11:24 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 880
Posted By ecvMatt
Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so...

Botox your balls, it smooths out the wrinkles so you can see, lumps. Also makes it easier to shave them.

Cancer is no joke though.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 549
Posted By ecvMatt
I'm still confused as to how the case showed up...

I'm still confused as to how the case showed up empty. If one has a guitar and a case, wouldn't it make sense to put the guitar in the case for the purpose of shipping? Isn't that sort of the...
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 794
Posted By ecvMatt
Air, water and food.

Air, water and food.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,090
Posted By ecvMatt
Around here a drummer jus needs to show up...

Around here a drummer jus needs to show up consistently and it'd be good enough for me.
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 274
Posted By ecvMatt
I would think that neither would have a trem???

I would think that neither would have a trem???
Forum: Electric Guitar 06-26-2014, 02:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 247
Posted By ecvMatt
Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even...

Both my MIM tales stay in tune great, one even has a bigsby.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:19 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,316
Posted By ecvMatt
Something to consider though: no potatoes mean...

Something to consider though: no potatoes mean no vodka
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,316
Posted By ecvMatt
Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden,...

Tomatoes are a lot easier to grow on my garden, but I don't really eat either, so kill em all.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,087
Posted By ecvMatt
Job. Eventually all your friends will move away...

Job. Eventually all your friends will move away or get hitched and disappear anyhow, might as well be ahead of the game.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:06 AM
Replies: 203
Views: 3,037
Posted By ecvMatt
NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the...

NASCAR or bassmasters, its a toss up between the two.



Or maybe Eskimo ear wrestling
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 852
Posted By ecvMatt
I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour...

I go play at old folks homes, I do about a 2 hour set. I play long enough that my buddy can go through an entire wing of the building and take all the old peoples money, pills and jewelry. So, not...
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 816
Posted By ecvMatt
I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.

I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,053
Posted By ecvMatt
Age and hair length are far more important than...

Age and hair length are far more important than talent.
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,276
Posted By ecvMatt
Photograph by Ringo Starr

Photograph by Ringo Starr
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-13-2014, 09:02 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 139
Posted By ecvMatt
At some point the screws were turned too much and...

At some point the screws were turned too much and the wood was reamed out. If it were mine, I'd simply move it 1/2" in any direction it will fit, drill small pilot holes and tighten that SOB down. ...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 05-13-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 257
Posted By ecvMatt
I have the class 5, night train and OR15. The...

I have the class 5, night train and OR15. The orange is far superior for overdriven tones, the vox is the most versatile and the Marshall is OK, but in never really bonded with it. I've owned a TT...
Forum: Electric Guitar 05-06-2014, 07:58 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 158
Posted By ecvMatt
I agree that your best option is to sell it and...

I agree that your best option is to sell it and put that money plus your $200 into a better guitar.

However, if you're absolutely set on upgrading your guitar, your $200 should buy you a new bridge...
Forum: The Pit 02-26-2014, 02:50 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 3,765
Posted By ecvMatt
Cancer....asshole or not, at least yours is alive.

Cancer....asshole or not, at least yours is alive.
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,439
Posted By ecvMatt
It was a dick move on the part of the employer...

It was a dick move on the part of the employer 100% but also the reason I don't put my phone to the company WiFi or use company computers for anything other than work related stuff. Their machine,...
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,439
Posted By ecvMatt
No, but you can fire them for doing it on a...

No, but you can fire them for doing it on a company computer on the company network.
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 06:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,439
Posted By ecvMatt
Ypu shouldn't have used company property for...

Ypu shouldn't have used company property for personal business. Who checks on job apps while on a work computer, seriously?
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 10:40 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 962
Posted By ecvMatt
You're not really a hobo if mom and dad have your...

You're not really a hobo if mom and dad have your room ready for you, or college money waiting, you're just selfish.
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 02-24-2014, 01:36 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 252
Posted By ecvMatt
Plug it in and try, just match the ohms. It will...

Plug it in and try, just match the ohms. It will probably sound bad, bit you never know, let your ear decide.
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 01:26 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 962
Posted By ecvMatt
You are yourself, and you really ought to find...

You are yourself, and you really ought to find yourself at work out in school if you aim to remain yourself.


Go work at a cannery in Alaska for the salmon season and live off of the money the...
Forum: Electric Guitar 02-13-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 223
Posted By ecvMatt
I love my 512something, silver sparkle with...

I love my 512something, silver sparkle with DeArmonds. It sounds awesome. However, she's a beast and really needs to be handled. Feedback, even at lower gain settings can be a real issue if you...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 01-30-2014, 06:15 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 299
Posted By ecvMatt
I have a boost a grande and a lpb-1, the boost a...

I have a boost a grande and a lpb-1, the boost a grande sounds way better. Much less noise and color in the tone. Generally in the loop of my or15.
Forum: The Pit 01-28-2014, 03:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 505
Posted By ecvMatt
If you're not willing to take a little pepper...

If you're not willing to take a little pepper spray and a billy club to the face, you shouldn't be beggi...errr...busking.
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2014, 12:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,995
Posted By ecvMatt
What kind of dolt puts water on a grease fire? I...

What kind of dolt puts water on a grease fire?

I keep an extinguisher in the *******, 2 in the garage and another in the closet in the main hallway, safety first!
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2014, 05:19 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,079
Posted By ecvMatt
Prius drivers.

Prius drivers.
Forum: The Pit 01-22-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 847
Posted By ecvMatt
Whatever kind they sell at the bait shop.

Whatever kind they sell at the bait shop.
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