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Forum: The Pit Today, 05:43 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 638
Posted By ultimate-slash
Is it just me or does the poll seem a bit biased?

Is it just me or does the poll seem a bit biased?
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:11 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 553
Posted By ultimate-slash
I love how this post seems to make no sense...

I love how this post seems to make no sense anymore because the post before it was edited.

Just trust me on this everyone, it made sense earlier.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:54 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 109
Posted By ultimate-slash
Seduce his mom. The fact that you're his brother...

Seduce his mom.
The fact that you're his brother only means that it will have an even bigger impact on him.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 553
Posted By ultimate-slash
For as long as they'll stay appealing to a large...

For as long as they'll stay appealing to a large audience.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:20 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 69
Posted By ultimate-slash
Congratulations on unlocking parenting mode! Now...

Congratulations on unlocking parenting mode!

Now would you like me to say that she looks like her father, or that she looks nothing like her father? I don't know which you would find more comforting.
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 227
Posted By ultimate-slash
This one's pretty good: Joke option:

This one's pretty good:


Joke option:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 567
Posted By ultimate-slash
How can someone not need a smaller chandelier...

How can someone not need a smaller chandelier hung from the chandelier?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:45 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,011
Posted By ultimate-slash
Aw yes. We've got his name. Let the identity...

Aw yes. We've got his name. Let the identity theft begin!

EDIT: Btw, if your identity ever does get stolen, I just want to say that it wasn't me.

Honestly.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:34 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,011
Posted By ultimate-slash
^Is your surname also Bjarne by any chance?

^Is your surname also Bjarne by any chance?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:12 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,197
Posted By ultimate-slash
I've held the fate of people in my hands many...

I've held the fate of people in my hands many times.

The most difficult time was while I was on a mission on Virmire with my team. I had sent one of my team members, her name was Ashley, to go with...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:03 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,011
Posted By ultimate-slash
Ever since I entered this thread I have been able...

Ever since I entered this thread I have been able to do nothing but look at pictures of bears.
I feel so unproductive, yet so fulfilled.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 518
Posted By ultimate-slash
http://i60.tinypic.com/2m519jp.png ****, I typed...

http://i60.tinypic.com/2m519jp.png
****, I typed 'no' instead of 'now', but I'm too lazy to fix it.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:46 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 553
Posted By ultimate-slash
I don't think you can call it the wrong way of...

I don't think you can call it the wrong way of thinking about it.
I agree, at least on a personal level, that the idea is what's most important for music. However, I think the amount of emphasis put...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:09 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 518
Posted By ultimate-slash
Is it because of the watermelon?

Is it because of the watermelon?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:32 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,217
Posted By ultimate-slash
It's like having a puppy that can climb walls and...

It's like having a puppy that can climb walls and shoots white string out of it's anus.
What's not to love?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 553
Posted By ultimate-slash
Look, it's great that you're into rock music. And...

Look, it's great that you're into rock music. And it's great that you perhaps think it's the best type of music or whatever. But I think you're making it (and music) out to be more than it actually...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,233
Posted By ultimate-slash
^Those are made of meat?

^Those are made of meat?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:47 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 553
Posted By ultimate-slash
So you've given up your dream of becoming a rock...

So you've given up your dream of becoming a rock musician because there are people who don't make music the way you want it to be made?

Also, calm down, it's completely natural to not know what you...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:42 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,233
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'm not sure if that means people should stop...

I'm not sure if that means people should stop offering their meat or if you're actually encouraging them to do so.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,217
Posted By ultimate-slash
Oh god, now just imagine spider-sized...

Oh god, now just imagine spider-sized puppies.

Not puppy-sized spider-size though, just spider-sized spider-size.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,217
Posted By ultimate-slash
Good! Good, good... Just a little bigger and I...

Good!

Good, good...
Just a little bigger and I can start mounting lasers on their backs and soon all the world will be mine!
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 04:58 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 945
Posted By ultimate-slash
^I would not try to beat you in your game. I...

^I would not try to beat you in your game. I would just listen to your theme.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 04:19 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 945
Posted By ultimate-slash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqHFv75-AvM My...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqHFv75-AvM
My boss level would involve a topless volleyball match followed by a shower together with me while I am singing this song without any backing music all the...
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 02:11 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,011
Posted By ultimate-slash
I know, and the bear's not too bad either....

I know, and the bear's not too bad either.

Hohoho!

But no, it's ****ing ridiculous how cute that is. Almost pisses me off so cute.
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 11:50 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,011
Posted By ultimate-slash
Thank you. You've inspired me to search for funny...

Thank you. You've inspired me to search for funny pictures of bears. I'm completely at peace now.

Also, very relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEfjUGc1Io
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 06:28 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,920
Posted By ultimate-slash
I've been thinking... Surely 8 goats and a sister...

I've been thinking... Surely 8 goats and a sister is better than 10 goats?
The sister must be worth a couple of goats herself, so there's a big chance that your net worth will effectively be more...
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2014, 04:40 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,147
Posted By ultimate-slash
You'll have to take piano's down 4 floors?

You'll have to take piano's down 4 floors?
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,920
Posted By ultimate-slash
Yeah, 8 and a sister for me too. I don't have a...

Yeah, 8 and a sister for me too. I don't have a car though, and I'm not a doctor, lawyer or engineer, so apparently my job's worthless.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,302
Posted By ultimate-slash
No, this is Ukraine*, speak...

No, this is Ukraine*, speak Russian.

#politicalhumor

Don't worry, it's not really.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 01:54 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 850
Posted By ultimate-slash
Does it need to be a girl though? Because it was...

Does it need to be a girl though? Because it was my intention to wear panties and follow some random guy, so that might as well be you.
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